Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31191359-20190804071636/@comment-30921738-20191023225031

I flew out to the assembled armies, who were looking about in confusion as the Nikki suits were called off.

Sandstorm and Hunter flew up to meet me in the sky. "What happened?" Hunter asked.

"Armies of John and Nikki!" I called into a random microphone that had appeared out of nowhere. "Today we fight each other, thinking it is the right thing to do. But my loyal John followers, you musn't fight the Nikki fans. As strange as it may sound, this war we've created has awoken something much more dangerous than a rivalry between the great John and the pathetic Nikki. There is a darkness that has been creeping into our minds and souls, slowly corrupting us from the inside out."

Noctis hissed. "I joined my nemesis Hunter just to get rid of these Nikki punks, and now you're telling me I can't beat them up?!"

"No, because this war will only strengthen our true enemy... for Dora the Deadliest has awoken. And she will turn us all into her mindless slaves if we don't unite and stop her."

Sandstorm groaned. "But I hate Nikki."

"So do I. But you know who I hate more? Dora. "

"But I won't get to kill people!" she whined, imiatting Enddayss. Then, across the horizon, a dark cload appeared. It was approaching quickly, and soon revealed itself to be... flying anvils?

"No, you will defenitely get to kill people. See that? That is Dora's army."