Julian2 runs away from his problems.

Okie suuuuuuuuuuuuuuu herer we r Julian2 have prublums leik srsly an a;; he dues is run aaway frum dem and su okie he sittin' down it noisce day und den (If u dunno german go learn it) he go and see da blac clood calld his prublums and su hois prublums r::\
 * He leik beppr and he dunno how 2 tell her (9cuz sheh ta most bootiful)
 * He dun hab enugh gems 2 poy rent
 * He hats cheesecak
 * he loves phuntums just as muovh as grelly
 * he has a culd
 * hiss arum is brukenc
 * dats all

Okie suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu juliian 2 sjust keps runnin awy frum his priob;lems and sees a light of durkness and den hr unrs toward it tinking it ognn save him and den he sees a goaat day goat is wisteriamoobn and su he screams and runns away cu wisteriamoon is gunna stell bepperr again befur and den he see aparri su he run away again and den aparri say wait i caun jeplp u!1 Okie suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aoaprrri cums 2 julian2 and suys "u culdn't eaat a sinlgle frie and den dhe keps runnin cuz den aparri pullls ouut chescake and thruws it at julliantwice and den djulian2 crums cuz he hat cheesecoike and aparri hurls int2 his shrll rbnunun an deun he seee phantims su he runs as lung as it tioiks 2 red dus runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss okie and den cums dat ohuntum and chase him ton2 cave Und fur da foist time in furever!
 * oh and he dunno french

Julian2's eyes aren't all squinted up! Su den da pohuntum cums and eats all da chescake ouff julian2's face and dun blah happehns and den i cum and say 2 julian2 u shuld not prokoine phuntum and den julian2 dus it anyway by runnin so den phuntum runs after him and den i run after them 2 and den we screeaam cuz now a whole empire is cumming after us OKie nand den juliian2 and i werr erunning away frum duose f[ohuntims and den we cunintiue runnin cuz we canun u kno and denn we startst getting tired and stired su we keeep runninininininininininininini and we run till da grass is leik a nail filer un our feeet and den we stup and continue running and su we keep runnin and den we finf a forsest and den we still run thrrew ther and den wer runu run run run run and sing a lil' sung goz like dis:; an weh run rnu run run run frum dem phuntums and we run run run run run frum dem ohuntums and den we run run run run run SONGS OVER. and den we keep runnin and stuwp singing cuz it mak us tired and we still runnin and den i yell t2 julian2 u keep runnin awy frum ur prublems and u ned to face dem! and den julisn2 leik nuuuuu i cuant face dem and den weh keepp runnin and rinning and den it sturt 2 rain and den we are realleh tiored and suu we stawp and pant and breth rleally heavily and i sai look deres bepper tell her u luv her!111!! uor i will do it meself and he says okie and den he tell sb epper and dey get married and have7219378214799328473094873202934 children and den i attend da weddin and so do ajhq, night of carnivora, wootmooh, lilacpetal's ghost, snowlyclaw, (U kno every1 in da great showdown and if u haven't red it go READ IT NOW! ) and den we have a noice scelebration and den we all party TEH END.