Thread:Enddayss/@comment-39615662-20190820220305/@comment-39615662-20190826004128

What a wonderful and not-deadly day I had.

I had a sleepover last night, and I got zero sleep. My mom suddenly got a text today inviting me to a pool party at some guy from my school's house. It was just us, no adults (worst idea ever, what the hell) I didn't want to go, because I was like dead, but my mom insisted that I need to meet new people.

I wanted to sleep there, so I brought this huge unicorn floatie thing that I have. I went in the pool, but I didn't know anybody so I just decided to chill on the floatie.

I must've dozed off, because I woke up six feet underwater. I couldn't even process what was going on, so I was choking on water and gasping for air, not yet realizing I was drowning.

Then, I finally made it up, and saw a group of three guys and two girls laughing. The unicorn floatie was with them. I guess they think that it's funny seeing me nearly die.

Anywho, I slapped one of the girls who was laughing way more than the others, and one guy with her (who owned the house, i guess) screamed at me and told me to leave.

I grabbed my unicorn and left gladly.

I used to mildly like pool parties. Not anymore.