Thread:Happywolfpuppy/@comment-31191359-20171003005441/@comment-26863232-20171019201349

''I tried digging into my pocket for a weapon to defend me in my hour of need while also praying to some random person I threw together while simultaneously running like heck. (My Father always told me I was good at multitasking  : ) .)''

''Scraps of paper.... a miniature adventure log.... a sword? How can that even fit in my pocket? Ah well, it comes with a letter attached.''

'FROM UR CREPEY STAHKUR  XOXOXO; DON'T SAY I NEVER GAVE U ANEHTHANG"

''Oh, sweetness! I turn around wielding my beautiful sword, ready to fight. AHA! A duel... something I have dreamed of since I was a young neophyte!''

However, I saw something else in fine print.

OH YE BTW THE BLADE BREAKS UPON FIRST CONTACT WITH BASICALLY ANYTHING SO YE GUD LUCK BRUH

The beast, raving in its madness, approaches ever closer with my friend on its tail.

'PS ALSO I 'FOUND' IT IMBEDDED IN A DEAD PERSON, AND THAT GAVE ME THE IDEA TO GIVE IT TO YOU, 'CUZ THE CORPSE REMINDED ME OF YOU! <3

I ready myself.

"PPS YOU STILL OWE ME A MILLION BUCKS AS WELL THE ROTTEN, DECAYED CORPSE OF YOUR FOE.  I WANNA TALK TO THEM."

''Ehh..... I can't kill them 'for reasons that BDK could explain better....''

.... What have I come to?

Whatever, a gift is a gift and this message is getting too long.

(Also, I'm really sorry for making this funny.  I couldn't help.)