Thread:Enddayss/@comment-39615662-20190820220305/@comment-39615662-20190829042602

felt bored so decided to share this:

i was wandering aimlessly around my house because yeah. and i went to the kitchen- only to find my older brother holding a really big knife and waving it around insanely and making grunting noises.

he saw me and i was like 'what are you doing?'

and he was like 'oH um, nothing.'

'you sure? what's the with the knife then?'

'i was practicing to become a master chef- i gotta be able to cut vegetables and stuff, ya know?' he said sheepishly.

mHm i thought. honestly my brother is the pinnacle of stupidity-