Let's see how bad I can make this AJ fanfic

'''AUTHOR'S NOTE: This isn't supposed to be taken seriously. '''

A normal Arctic Wolf falls in love with a Fox, and they prove that Sonic 06 was innocent and save Jamaa from the darkness. Some guy named Claus is in here somewhere, but he's not important to the plot at all.

Chapter 1: CROSSOVER THAT WILL NOT BE IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT
There was an Arctic Wolf named Queen Spiritmoon. She was pink with black fluff and blue crescents all over her (SO KAWAII DESU). She wore a black spiked collar, a silver glove, and a pink fox hat. One day, she was with her clan, called MoonDeathWowClan. She was the leader. She suddenly fell into a black hole with tons of llamas, but let's just forget the llama part. She woke up in Ridley's house. She stared at the space pirate and ran back into the black hole, only to see that Claus was there and being awesome. Claus flew into the black hole and it closed.

Chapter 2: The Chosen Wolf, Because the World Revolves Around Wolves.
"Clan meeting, dissmissed" Spiritmoon said. The clan left. Suddenly, something AMAZING caught her eyes! Was it Ridley? No. Was it Claus? No. Was it a better fanfiction? Come on, are you that stupid? It was the totally obvious love interest of this famous Fox named Major Majormajor! Majormajor was a male fox with black and white fur, with some blue crescents, just like Spiritmoon's! "SPIRITMOON, YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!" Majormajor said. Spiritmoon didn't listen, because that would mean she would know what happened when she gained powers, but that's not how these fanfics work. "By the way, I love you." He said and the two kissed and forced a crocodile named Count Desertstone to write a fanfic about them. He used a device to turn into Ridley and he dissapeared.

Chapter 3: THE DARKNESS!!!111!!!1!
Suddenly, the couple found out that there was a Penguin named King Spookypenguin. He lead an army of Phantoms and stole Majormajor. "OH NOES" Spiritmoon said, and she used her DARK EMO POWERS to attack the cage Major was in. "THE POWER OF LOVE" Major and Spirit said together.

W.I.P