Glitched Guy

Once there was a man called Glitch. Well, his full name was Gerald Glitch, but, he was often known as Glitch. He worked for a game called Animal Jan, but he thought it was too boring, so then, he worked for Animal Jam. They were releasing a brand new animal. The man called Glitch was the only person who didn't know what the animal was yet. "I want to know what the animal is," said Glitch in a scratchy old man voice, because he was 163. His workers replied, "It is an alligator, and we want to make it very skinny and long." Glitch gasped. "But then, wont be kid friend!!!" he yelled. "Skinny thangs could make blood ooze out!!!!!" The workers turned Glitch down, and fired him. Glitch glitched the new alligator, and photoshopped his face onto the alligator. The photo was when he was drinking beer and got drunk. The alligator was now a green balloon with a puncture. ajhq is still thinking about if they should make fat alligator fatter. over da years, alligator got glitched and very very pixelly. ajhq still does not remember who did it.