LightSpeed

It--no no no, that's a terrible beginning.

This wasn't a quite beautiful day in Animal Jam. It had been a month, still no updates. Just then an icy blue nm flamingo named Jammer618462 walked up to me. "Go To L i G h T s P e E d's DeN"

"Who--who's Lightspeed?" AJ sent me into a blocked message, but sent me into "Who--who's Light Speed?"

"Go To hIs DeN..." replied Jammer618462.

I quickly searched up 'Lightspeed'. No results found.

"Go..." repeated Jammer618462.

"CAN YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP?" I replied. Before I said 'up' I shut my mouth.

Jammer gasped, and threw an unreleased knife at me. I threw my Pirate Sword out and attacked him.

"FINE. GO TO MY DEN," said Jammer. I went to his den. It was a peaceful NM Small House with the AJ Melody with a cat MP and an unapproved one, a Sky Blue wallpaper and a Phantom Stump on the front porch.

"Hehe," snickered Jammer. He tied me up to the wall and told me, "Tell me. Do you think I'm a hacker?"

"No," I replied.

"Yes," replied Jammer. He rapidly changed colors from solid red to solid purple--all the colors you can think of.

"OMG!!!" I gasped. "FINE!!! UR A HACKER!"

He nearly stabbed me in the belly, but he let me go. He poked my little shoulder and it went bleeding. "OWWWWWW."

"Sorry," teased Jammer. He poked a little bit deeper, and I was set free. "Now do whatever you want...but L i g h t s p e e d will always be there for you."

The next day I logged on, I was suspended.

The end.