Animal Jam Except Randomness Exists

Bobby the horse was made out of glitter. Teddy the horse was angry, so he challenged Bobby to a game of who could survive the longest as a fugitive without food or water. They both died at the same time for no reason at all. Freddy the wolf had a bright computer screen, so he had limited ranges for his eyesight. He had a pet egg that had no idea what the word "eyesight" meant, nor the meaning of any other word. They traveled to a faraway land where you could make lots of noise and no one would hear it. Their words echoed away into the air. The land was completely blue like Percy Jackson's mom's food, so Freddy and the egg drank blue rum until their faces turned the color of blood. "This rum is very flavorful," said Freddy the robot. "It tastes like hairy rats," said his egg, clearly not understanding what the heck he was actually saying. "Isn't it cruel to be wasting our lives like this?" asked Freddy. "Ooh," said his egg, interrupting him. "Look at the holy belt in the sky." Sure enough, there was a big bronze belt in the clouds. "I know," said Freddy. "Lets go to an amusement park. That way our lives won't be wasted." "But you're blind," replied his egg. "They may not let you on any rides."

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