Libex Plays FNAF

(This is made for fun. Don't take it seriously. May contain swearing. And it's not exactly how the game works. Heh.)

Koi: Okay. I'm alive and we'll, after 5 months of intense operations and therapy. Don't try that again, please, Libex.

Libex: Whatever. I'm only here because you said it'd be scary. Nothing is, in my opinion, dumbass.

Koi: Profanity! Hey, kids could be reading this.

Libex: Oh, good. Maybe I can find them!

Koi: Stop.

Libex: Okay. Let's just get this over with.

KoishiSan starts the computer and starts the game.

Libex: Wow. This looks gloomy. What am I doing? -starts moving head in random directions-

Koi: Here's the guide. By the way, you need to close the doors.

Libex: -closes doors- Okay. This is boring. I'm gonna check the cameras.

3 seconds later..

Libex: OH GOD ONE OF THEM IS MISSING! HELP!

Koi: Try and find him.

''Libex struggled his way, somehow not getting killed for the past minutes. ''

Libex: What's that sound? Something's running. SOMETHINGS RUNNING. SOMETHING IS RUNNINGGG

Koi: You're almost out of power.

Libex: SHUT UP! -unsuccessfully tries to close door-

Libex: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! I KNOW WHAT IT IS! THATS FMAN! BUT WHY IS HE ALL RED?!

Koi: That's foxy. You're going to die, noob.

Libex: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A- OH MY GODDD!

''Libex got jump scared by foxy. Comment if you cry everytime. ''

The Sequel
Okay, so that sucked. But who cares?

Koi: Okay, I'm going to let you spectate on the third game. Since you sucked so badly on the first one, let's skip the second. You dont even know the controls.

Libex: Grr! After this, I'll kill you! Fine. But I looked it up, there isn't a spectator mode.

Koi: Of course there isn't.

Libex: Wh-

Koi: I hacked into government database and found out how to hack into any game. I gave myself my money back. Please don't tell anyone. Let's just get this started!

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Libex: Woah! But I still don't know how to move.

Koi: Ugh.

Libex: I don't like it when you say that. You sound like those annoying kids who trade 98% of the time and say interjections like that if they don't get what they want.

Koi: Alright, alright.. Just move with the arrow keys and the mouse. Like a traditional game.

Libex: Okay.

Libex spent about fifteen minutes wandering aimlessly in the same hallway until he heard something.

Libex: I can hear a banging noise.

Koi: Follow it. You can see what the night guard player does.

Libex: Okay... Can he see me? Why isn't he moving from his chair?

Koi: Of course he can't see you. You're just screwing up the game sounds so he'll get killed. He's checking the security cameras.

Libex: AHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! IT LOOKS DISGUSTING!

Koi: What, What?!

Libex: IT'S GOT HOLES IN IT AND I CAN SEE ITS GUTS! WHAT IS IT?! IT'S OPENED UP THE AIR VENT!

Koi: That's SpringTrap?

Libex: TELL ME ABOUT THIS SPRINGTRAP YOU SPEAK OF!!

''KoishiSan told Libex about the long history of FNAF. She never told him he wasn't actually playino FNAF, and was playing a cheap bootleg game.''

Libex: Wow. So this purple monkey got chased into a bunny costume and the bunny costume ate it?

Koi: No. He was a purple man, not a monkey, and the spring locks were set off by rain seeping through the roof, thus snapping back into place, killing him, puncturing his organs, and so on.

Libex: Eurgh... I don't know what to say.

Koi: Yes, the history of FNAF is very sad-

Libex: That's hilarious! Hah! I'm going to go right over to this SpringTrap and see what happens! He sounds like an idiot! I knew all about spring locks!

Koi: -facepalm- No you didn't. That isn't related to what I just told you. And that's not a good idea.

Libex proceeds to run up to SpringTrap, and stares at him.

Koi- No! Exit the game!

Libex: No wayAAAAAUUURGH! I GOT KILLED! Wait-

Koi: ...

Libex: -reads crash screen- What, this was some trashy bootleg game?! Koi, what the hell?!

Koi: Er.... Heheh... Bye!

Libex: -grabs Koishi by her throat and snaps it-

And that, kids, is why you should wash your hands after touching carpets.

I'm sorry. I don't know why I made this.