Thread:Dragonheart2375/@comment-26478244-20150912055954/@comment-26502668-20150919192339

Kipper: *growls menacingly and steps back* I'll demonstrate what a phantom bullet can do. *slips quickly into the crowd and pulls out a relatively small pup*

Pup: Wha- What's going on? Why do I deserve to die, miss?

Kipper: *claws the pup* I only chose YOU because you were missing both of your back legs! Now, watch what happens when a phantom bullet meets metal... from a gun! *draws out the AK-47 again and loads it with phantom bullets, restrains the pup behind a diamond and reinforced steel, then rushes back to the AK-47 and fires it. The sound of gasps and a measly cry fill the air as the bullet penetrates the diamond AND the reinforced steel, but stinkfully does not kill the pup - instead the bullet falls into the pup's lap* Darn it! At least you know how strong these bad boys are! *lets the pup crawl back to his mom* Now, if you excuse me, I have an army to recruit myself... *rushes off into the distance*

Nyan Cat: *is flying overhead and overhears the commotion with Doge on my back* Wow, whatmemever is going on? *lands on a cliff overlooking the crowd and face-paws* Doge, what do you think of this?

Doge: No much good. Near die. Doge much like to leave now.

Nyan Cat: Indeed!