Major MajorMajor - creepypasta that is scary.

PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY SCARED OR HAVE LIVER AND KIDNEY ISSUES AND ARE PRONE TO HEART ATTACKS AND HEART STROKES!!!
You may of seen those users with the Major MajorMajor names. Those are not ordinary people. But they aren't rare either. You may have a friend with this animal name, quickly unbuddy them if you dont want to get hacked and drop out of high school and hide under your bed and be scared and cry all night and see the world burn and watch someone destroy a tv or have to have a pocketknife close on you when you are cutting a hotdog or a bullet to fly back into your eye and die badly and it will not be good i dont want you to die so please unbuddy them or you could die now please do cause your making me sad

Beginning!!!
I just walked around my den, trying to remodel the place. The rain had started though. I was so scared. The rain had been confirmed that it was going to flood and reach as high as 100 meters i was so scared it was gonna be 100 metrs high i was scared cold but then I decided to relax.

I unplugged my tv and moved it into my room. I was sad because I had watched cats and dogs the most stupid movie ever but thats what funny lol anyways so I then turned it on and watched it and then I tried turning on some Jamaa news but then some stupid BEEEPE BEEPPEPEBEPEEBEEEOP EMEGEANZY ELEART !!! BEEPEPEBEPEEBEPEEPEBEPEEEP and BEEPEPBEPEEPEBEPEEEPBEEEEPEBEPEEEBEEEEPEPENEBEBEEDJ FBBEPEPEPE RWEFDNGNTVJV UID,L/,NGBKL;FJCTUGYVZDFVB RDC BBEEPEPEOE BEPEPEPE

MY EARS POPPED I WAS SO SCARED! I CHECKED THE REPORTER AND HIS NAME WAS MAJORMAJOR MAJOR I WAS SO SCARED. THE LOUD NOISE ALMOST KILLED ME ALSO THEY EVEN HACKED IT SO YOUR TV WOULD GO UP FULL A=VOLUME WHEN THE ALERT RANG!!! A GORY PICTURE OF A BLOODY WOLF WITH A RIPPED OFF ARM AND BLOOD WAS GUSHING AND RUSHING OUT OF ITS NOSE LIKE A HOSE IT BLED THEN MY GAS STOVE TURNED ON AND SET THE HOUSE AND FIRE AND THEN IT SPREADED FIRE TO TH WATER AND THE WHOLE JAMAA BURNED ON FIRE

The hunt 5 years later they fixed  jamaa
i had have packed my bags. I have planned on searching for this scary man named majormajor major i was sad ever since i heard this alert i was so sad and scared. but I packed my cabelas multitool, my swiss army knife, a change of undies, my cat, a portable tv. a ***** and then I went onto the hunt apparently the ip of MajorMajorMajor is 234.42.23.4.2.2..24.4.3 so i have tracked it and looked all over jamaa THEN a bunch of other major major majors spawned in with x eyes, and blood on them gushing and spreading all over the road it was so graphic. I didnt know if i would be able to do this. Then a ring of fire came around me and i watched in horror as they started killing, multating the other jammers and turning them into other Majormajormajors it was so scary I felt bad for the dead jammers because they also hacked it so that bombs would come out of your computer's cd player and kill you in real life too. Good thing i had a computer without a cd player so i didnt get bombed. I had stabbed 5 of the majormajormajors i duel wielded with my cabellas supertool and my swiss army knife they had more blood gushing out of them i was scared and it turned out they were just holograms i had looked more and tracked down the real majormajormajor...

Discovery
I had sharpened my pocketknife (actually when i was writing this i was sharpening my pocketknife with a bigger pocketknife lol) I was looking for him I had found him in a sewer and i stabbed him but he had closed the blade on me i bled so terribly and then he started singing a scary song "I will kill you i will bill you can you lock it in your pocket and i will kill you anyways" THE MUSIC WINDED UP LOUDER I WAS SCARED HE RIPPED OFF MY ARM BLOOD AND GORE GOING EVERYWHERE UNTIL I HAD DIED. This killer is still on the loose. Watch out for anyone named majormajormajor