User blog comment:MelonVandal/ok so/@comment-27070860-20200127172512

‘Resourceful, brave, passionate, stubborn, a true friend, distrusting, jealous, secretive, violent’

Haha yes, because I do not, in any way, panic about someone telling me ‘hi’ at school, nope not at all I’m so brave like guys you don’t know how brave I am, people just flock to my braveness like ducks (also, I’m so secretive, like, I totally won’t tell you my whole life story if you ask me to )

No but I really want to know why being a Scorpio doesn’t immediately make me super cool and violent, like why was I not born with resourcefulness and trust issues

(my friend is also obsessed with zodiac signs and fortune-telling-tymbark-caps, so I can understand where this blog is coming from)