User blog comment:Happywolfpuppy/God Help Us/@comment-27250772-20151202213026

My friend did a joke on me once that was like that. Basically she was cycling to get might - be secondary school for a visit, like every Tuesdays she turned around and saw a man hiding behind the lampost. When he saw her and realised that he was stalking her, he punched her in the face. She punched him back and called the police. Of course this was a complete and total joke but I actually believed here until she admitted that she just crashed into the lampost to get that bruise on her head. The reason I believed her was, because my friend is really cool and has her hair cut to about my brother's length (that is quite short not too much though) she wears unique school uniforms, once she wore some trousers with blue tarten around the bottom of the legs that said on one side 'run away' and on the other leg 'with your dreams!' But the thought this was a bit too over the top and she banned her from wearing them and she wears odd socks and annoying the boys playing football by kicking the ball (usually just a rock or something they raided from the bin) in the complete opposite direction.