Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-28439145-20170610192148/@comment-27317971-20170613182859

A very terrible spacecraft pilot is about to land. But... oh no! The craft is out of fuel. It's burning up in the planet's atmosphere. The passengers are screaming, "OH NO! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" and not following proper fire procedures in the flaming spaceship.

"Nobody dies today!" The spacecraft pilot yells back.

Those were his last words before he was eaten by a very hungry caterpillar.