The Worst Fanfic Ever

Chapter 1 - The Mis adventures Begin
Once upon a time there lived a jammer named Mary Magical Mystical Lunarmoon Spirit Sue (Mary for short). She was an arctic wolf with a PINK overcoat and a PINK undercoat with beautiful blue eyes wearing a light pink headdress, a black long, a pink worn, a beta pink elf tail armor, and a glitched ring. She was perfect and everybody loved her.

However, the only person Mary loved was a fellow arctic wolf named Major Majormajor. He was an arctic wolf with a dark gray overcoat and a brown undercoat wearing a black top hat, a black long spike, a crimson worn, a beta green elf tail armor, and a silver legendary glove. He was a famous warrior and Mary loved him.

But what Mary didn't know what that she was about to go on a SUPER AWESOME HYPER-EPIC adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it was all gonna start today!

So basically Mary was chilling in her clan Magicalkawaiirainbowsclan (she was the leader's daughter, Kawaiibeauty), and she was about to go to the Moonpool so she could become a leader. So she was walking to the Moonpool with her BFF, Adudewithalmostzeropersonatily, better known by his roleplay name Dragonfang. But when they were walking to the Moonpool, they tripped on something. Then a magical portal appeared and sucked them up.

They were floated in a random vortex-y place with oxen pooping out poop everywhere. "Wut." Mary said. Then the alphas burst out of the oxen's poop and floated towards Mary and Dragonfang, still covered in oxen poop. Greely stepped towards Mary and Dragonfang, before turning around and pooping out Mira. Mira flew towards Mary. "Mary.." she said. "I want to tell you something." "Okay." Mary said. "You are my daughter and you have magical super powers and you must kill an evil dude." "Ok." Mary said. "Ok bye." Mira said. She flew back inside Greely's butt and all the alphas turned into poop. Then Mary and Dragonfang woke up in a dirt hole.

(W.I.P.)