FAL OF JAMAMAMMMMAAMAMAMA!!1!!!!!!11

1 DAY DERE WUZ A BIG BIOG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOBIG ERFCAKE AND IT SHOOOKDED JAMAMAAAAMAMAMAMAMAA!!!! A BIG CRKACK FORM IN ZE  FLOOR AND A ARM REHCHED OUT AND PULLD A FAMILY OF WOFFLS AND TIGRESSSESES IN!!!!11!!!!!1 OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!

BUT SUDNLY A MISTERIOS LITE COME FROM DE SKAI

AND MIRA FLOTDD DOWN AND PULLT FANTOM KENG OUT OF DE GROWND!!!!!!!!1 OMG SO EPIK!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!@!!111!11ONE!;

SEH DEN RTIP HIS HED OFF

BUT THEN FANTA KING PUL HER DOWN AND KEEL HER!!!!!!!!!!!Q1"QQ!q!q!!!!1!!!Q

tHEN SPIKEY STUFF FELL FROM ZE SKAI!

EVERY1 DIEDEDEDEDEDED!!!!

HTE END

totallynotondrug

(I literally randomly came up with this AWFUL story from this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pZyXmXNxm4 IDK how...)