Jammer, Not Phantom

Note: This story takes place in school. It's not an important note, though. It includes powerplaying. I know this is gross, but one part they threw up on the floor. Please comment that you laughed your head off if you did.

~Suncup

I was at Lizathepandaalpha's den. I sat down, looking proud at the amazing Panda alpha. "Today we are learning about math, kids," she said. "What's 78 - 36?" Someone had raised their paw. "You! In the tapir shirt!" Well, I just want to explain this, but today's Wear An Animal Shirt day. "Ahem," started the tapir-shirt sabertooth. "It's 42."

"Correctamendo!" said Liza. She turned the card backwards. It said '''42. '''Well, next one! 47 - 31!"

"OOH! OOH! THAT'S EASY!" someone shouted. "IT'S--"

"Please don't yell out the answer," interrupted Liza.

"16..." continued that person. Liza sent that person to the principal. "Well she is gone," I said, rolling my eyes. "That means..."

"FREETIME!!!" shouted everyone, dancing. They scribbled on the chalkboard, that kind of stuff...they dabbed, they whipped and threw up on the floor. Crazy. I did nothing and sat on the floor. My craziest friend, Wild Gassyjammer, whipped near me and hit me to the ground. "Wild!" I sat up and said.

"Burp, man, burp!" She was hot. A few minutes later, Liza came back. "Everyone COME WITH ME EXCEPT HOPEFUL KINDCLOWN! She didn't make a mess AT ALL!" And everyone followed her. I sat down and burped near the cabinet until I was too sick to burp again I threw up in the trash can. Now that is showing some manners. I saw a phantom in my throw up that I turned into one! "Jammmmeeeerrrr thhhhiiiinnngggsss," I spooky said. I was out of control! "Help me!" my real voice said. The phantom shoved me right back into his voice. "What am I doing here?" the phantom said, sounding like me. When Liza came back she was frightened with horror. "Get out! Shoo!" she said as if she were mistaken for me a fly. Well, yeah. She was. She was seeing things. Then she saw phantom me. "AHHHH!!!" she used her Liza power and shot me in the face. "WAIT!!!" I said. "IT'S ME, HOPEFUL!!!"

"Hopeful?" said Liza. She pulled me out. And we lived happily ever after. The end. :P