DA STOREH OF LAVE!!!!!!!! DO NUT STEEL STOREH!!!!!!!!

WANS A PON A TAM I PELL IN LAVE WEETH ALL OF DA GUY ALFAS END DEY ALL WANTED TOOO MAREH ME BECAWSE I AM SO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM EEN LAVE WEET SER GILLSBURT, GREALLY, GRAHAM, END CASMOO BAT I HETE GRAHAM END CASMOO BECASE THEY R SO OLD EVEN DOE AJHQ SAID DAT CASMOO ES WAN OP DA YOUNGEST ALFAS BAT THEY GEEVE ME ENYTHING I WANT BECAUSH IM HAWT AND SAXEH EVEN DOE IM LIEK ELEVEN OR SAMTHEENG AND DEY BEET UP DA GURL ALFAS BECAS LEEZA POCK AND TAVEH ARE BULLEYE ING ME BECAS DEY WANT MY BOYFRANDS BAT DEY CAN NEBER HABE THEM BECAS THEY R IN LAVE WITH MEEEE!!!!!!! AND SADDENLY SER GILLSBURT BECAM A RAIMBO FARTING UNICORN DAT POOPS SKEETLES AND WE ALL ROD ON SER GILLSBURT EXCEPT POR LEEZA POCK AND TAVEH BECAS DEY R SOOOOO UGLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!! DA END

oh my gosh this was painful to write someone get me eye bleach pls