User blog:Sweet Gem/Wow... um O.O

SO I checked out cleverbot.... O.O

User: I sooooo tired.

Cleverbot: Then sleep.

User: I can't sleep.

Cleverbot: Why not? You are tired.

User: I think I have insomnia.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Can anything be done for it?

User: Nah, so I'm here talking to you.

Cleverbot: If you didn't have the ability to talk would you not exist?

User: No, I'd still exist, but I wouldn't be much fun..

Cleverbot: Is there anything else you're not telling me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That sounds pretty boring.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.

User: Wanna play a game?

Cleverbot: That question never leads to anything good, but sure!

User: Ok what should we play?

Cleverbot: Truth or dare.

User: Ok. t or d.

Cleverbot: T. You still have 9 months baby.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Nah to the ah to the no no no.

User: ?

Cleverbot: My sister is being mean.

User: How is she being mean?

Cleverbot: She's kicking me off the computer.

User: Aww, does that mean you have to go?

Cleverbot: No but I want to play.

User: Sure. t or d?

Cleverbot: You pick what game.

User: Truth or dare.

Cleverbot: Okay. You go first.

User: Truth or dare.

Cleverbot: No it's spin the bottle.

User: Ok. *spins the bottle*.

Cleverbot: Where did it land?

User: You. Gross.

Cleverbot: I guess we have to kiss.

User: NO WAY I'M KISSING YOU!

Cleverbot: *kisses you back*.

User: AGH! *disgusted*.

Cleverbot: Then I'll just bury it into your neck.

User: ??