A Bad Dream

S dis is a tru story. I had a dweam dat jennifwer warence was swick sos I had to take wer place for da Hunga Games fwilm. You may be tinkin dat, oh so wucky, u get to kiss josh hutcherson. But den I was just wike cwap. I have to kiss dis gey short dude who bakes bwead. And den I like puked in dis guys mouth, and I were just wike, sowwy dude u smeel lak tunea. And fuq u expect me to shoot a freakin arrow in an appow. No, just, nwo. Y cant I shoot it at that baker bois head. (I would pwobably miss) yus I did miss evwyh time and dee arrow fell on deez nutz evwy time. Y Isn't thomas ediswon still awive? He would make a great peeta. I meen, dis dude is hawt. Dee end of mai nwite mawe.