User blog:Shystar500/Merry Christmas!

Pffft, how clichè of me to make a Christmas blog....

Italic don't get any ideas-

Or I'm going to have a bad time?

...shut up.

Is he gonna get dunked on?

Not you too! Dammit!

You and Sans would make an adorable couple though!

Don't use that word.

"Adorable?"

Yes! Don't use it!

You just don't like compliments.

No, I don't.

Author, it's Christmas, and you know what that means!

Eh?

''Ooh, mistletoe? CAN I DARE HER TO KISS SANS?''

No!

Go ahead.

N-No... no... no... *backs out of room* Nope.. nope.. no..

''Sans! Come here! *races off in a different direction*''

Merry Christmas...?