Omg this is the saddest story ever omg you will cry so hard!!!

Rite oki so I got home from skool earlier and I put mah slipperz on becuz theyr comfie and I was walking up teh staiirs...

Den my slippa fell off!!! D':

It was so sad becuz I wuz at the top of da stairs and it fell off and I went nuuuuu and cried as I watched it falll and fallll down teh stairs and it went all the way to da bottum and omg I wus like nuuu mah slippa is deddeddedded!!!!!!!

Then I used all teh tissues up and my parents threw me out into the land of no slippers denn I literrrrallie explodedxed.

You get me? C: