User blog:SweetKawaiiPup/The TF2 Massacre - Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

This is yet another 'musical' blog post! But what's TF2?, I hear you ask. Well, TF2 is an acronym for Team Fortress 2. Now, before I get too much like a know-it-all, I shall begin the story of the massacre...

'WARNING! This post contains descriptions of gore and use of swearing. Not reccommended for children under 12 - 13.'

The TF2 Massacre / Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
(Kipper walks through the burning base of the Red Team, blood on her paws...)

Kipper: Beware, beware, be skeptical,

Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold.

Deceit, so natural,

But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more THAN A WARNING!

(Kipper walks past the dead corpse of the Medic, who seems to be strangled by his own intestines...)

Baa, baa, black sheep! Have you any soul?

No sir, by the way,

What the hell are MORTALS?!

(Kipper now walks past the bloodied corpse of the Scout, who seems to have been hit by his own bat brutally...)

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.

Jill's a little whore,

And her alibis are TURNING TRICKS.

(Kipper now walks past the dead corpse of the Spy, who looks like he was stabbed by his own Swiss knife, then his lungs torn out...)

So could you...

Tell me, How you're sleeping easy?

How you're only thinking of yourself...

Show me, How you justify,

Telling all your lies like second nature...

Listen, mark my words, one day,

You will pay, you will pay!

Karma's gonna come collect your debt!

(Music plays in the background as Kipper walks past the dead Demoman. One of his arms is torn off and his torso appears to have exploded, causing his organs to spread everywhere...)

Aware, aware, you stalk your prey,

With criminal mentality!

You sink your teeth into the people you depend on,

Infecting everyone, you're quite the PROBLEM!

(Kipper now walks past the dead Heavy, who is visibly riddled with bullets and then hit with his own gun - his intestines are also visible...)

Fee-fi-fo-fum,

You better run and hide!

I smell the blood of a

PETTY LITTLE COWARD!

(Kipper stops at the corpse of the Sniper and tears out some of his flesh - this man seems to have been stabbed with his own machete, which was used to cut the body open and expose the organs, some of which the brutal cat has torn out...)

Jack be lethal,

Jack be slick,

Jill will leave you lonely dying

IN A FILTHY DITCH.

(Kipper walks towards the dead body of the Engineer - whomn was whacked on the head with a wrech several times exposing the brain, then his legs torn off - lifts his chin, and smirks...)

So could you...

Tell me, How you're sleeping easy?

How you're only thinking of yourself...

Show me, how you justify,

Telling all your lies like second nature!

Listen, mark my words - one day,

You will pay, you will pay...

Karma's gonna come COLLECT YOUR DEBT!

(Music plays as Kipper joyfully splashes in an undried pool of blood and organs, seemingly enjoying her insane self, then stops for a moment and thinks...)

Maybe you'll change...

Abandon all your wicked ways,

Make amends and start anew again?

Maybe you'll see,

All the wrongs you did to me,

And start all over, start all over again?

(Kipper laughs as she shakes her head 'no', then continues walking and talking to herself...)

Who am I kidding?

Now, let's not get overzealous here!

You've always been a huge piece of SHIT!

If I could kill you, I would -

But it's frowned upon in all fifty states!

Having said that - BURN. IN. HELL!!!

(The word 'hell' drags on for a little while as Kipper races to the still living-and-whole Soldier and gives him a swift kick in the crotch, then she proceeds to pummel his face with her furry little fists as hard as possible - then finally tears out his lungs and liver...)

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

So tell me...

How you're sleeping easy?

How you're only thinking of yourself...

Show me, how you justify,

Telling lies like second nature!

Listen - mark my words, one day,

You will pay, you will pay...

Karma's gonna come collect your DEBT!

(Music plays as Kipper finally approaches the dead corpse of the Pyro sitting limp at the entrance of the base - one of his goggle lenses are cracked and his heart is seemingly torn out. Not only that, but there appears to be claw marks on his gas mask...)

Karma's gonna come collect your deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebbbtt...

Karma's gonna come collect your debt!