Did You Just Assume My Gender? - a loaf story

There is a beautiful arctic wolf, so beautiful, intelligent, perfect, brave, clever. Her name was Mary Sue, but animals didn't know what that meant. They still thought she was ''loafly. ''

Mary Sue went to find a prettier spike, when a kangaroo fell in loaf with her. "Hi, you're a very beautiful person." The kangaroo said, "can we be in loaf?" Mary Sue was offended and angry. "Did you just assume my gender?!" She asked angrily.

"N-no, I know you're a girl!" The kangaroo said. "You just assumed that I was a girl!" Mary Sue hissed. "Look, what's your gender?" He asked. "A gurl." Mary Sue stated. "A girl, o--"

"A GURL! G-U-R-L!"

The kangaroo looked shocked. "Okay, you're a gurl." He said. "I'm Awesome."

"Um, are you saying that I'm not awesome?" Mary asked.

"NO! MY NAME IS AWESOME!" Awesome cried.

"Um, are you saying that Mary Sue is a bad name and that yours is better?" Mary asked.

"Look, fine. My name is Infinity." Awesome said. "Okay, then yes, we can loaf each other." Mary Sue said, flipping her very long white crystal hair with diamonds in them. Did ({[Narrator]}) forget to mention that she had icy blue eyes that looked like the clear morning sky in the winter? YEAH. ICY WINTEREYES.

Awesome "Infinity" Kangaroo Joey Brown Junior the fourth and Mary Sue lived not very happily, but okay-ily, ever after.