Thread:Youngcoldnew17/@comment-43678658-20190930034712/@comment-39615662-20191123183539

yesterday i went to a youth group, and i am known for jumping on tables and naruto running across them

i have jumped over:

1- giant stacks of chairs

2- a fuseball table

3- an air hockey table

4- a stereo room full of microphones and headsets (which i hacked into and let my friend play earrape music across the building hahA)

5- the tables where the food is place (not when there was food, obviously, before they put food)

6- a countertop next to a chalk board that was like eight feet high

ANYWAY, i hadn't gotten hurt a single time. and the ONLY thing i hadn't naruto ran over was a.... Ping Pong Table... with capitals for emphasis hahah

this table was the type that folds up and has wheels, y'know? so, i was like "ok i have to run over this... for naruto"

and... so i did. basically when i ran over it,,, i reached the middle and the table literally FOLDED UP... hitting me in the face (damage)... and then it FOLDED BACK DOWN (also damage)... and as i reached the end of the table it began to fold BACK UP, so i fell off a ping pong table