AJ stories in a nutshell:finale

(Me mum left me without dinner so now I will suidided sorry guys ;^ >wake up >the legendary wolf iforgothisname stands up >he prays to the ancient wolf gods >WHY HATH THEE CURSED ME WITH SUCH BEAUTY?!? >he goes home and gets drunk >he goes to play world of Warcraft on Iwolf >he plays for 12228 days >sweaty nerd >"girls like nerdy guys" >damn still not ugly yet >cut eyelids and mouth >"u look like Jeff the sexy <3) >still not ugly >only one way out >suisid >blow head out with shotgun >respawn >curse the world and lock self into Tartarus for infinity (AND BEYOND!1) >RIP  >the end of silly 4chin comedy chevrons