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A story of why Polish schools are screwed up

(My moms a teacher, so that's why she'll be at the school e,e)

-Mom walks into school bc all teachers apparently had to-

-Ms. Secretary (Ms. S) and her friend (F) sit on one side of table-

-Others sit around table-

-Principal sits in corner-

Principal: HALLLU. So todayyyyy, we will look through the rules and crap, then we'll make a few decisions. Let's start.

-20 minutes of reading all rules-

Principal: OKI DOKI. So. Each of you will have to randomly pick a card, and on the card it'll give you a day free-from-school, one which you sadly have to sit in school from 8:00 to 15:30 bc even tho these kids r years 11-18 they might need to sit in this school bc reasons.

-everyone picks cards-

Ms. S: Mom could you change with meh e,e

Mom: No.

Ms S:...

Ms S: ok....

-10 minutes later-

Principal- OKAY so-

Ms S: W8. I disagree. The paper thingy is againced the rules.

Random Teach: But we voted last meeting... Everyone agreed m8

Ms S: I DISAGRE.

Random Teach: Listen Secretary, but it was voted-

Ms S: I WILL STOP BEING THE SECRETERY IF THIS DOESN'T CHANGE

Random Teach: exacuse ME but you also voted for the side to do this project!

-Pricipal is staring blankly bc nobody notices him bc they r watching the fight/ or are fighing-

Mom: OKAY. WHO VOTES FOR THE CARDS?

-everyone exept Ms S and F raise hand-

Mom: OKAY. DONE. CONTINUE

-meeting continues-

-they read the rules again-

-they get to a part where they r talking about some random crap-

Random Teach: okay, so we need to get (name of random papers) for the (name of random event) so the children can give it to their parents and-

Ms S: BUT. In the rules, it says; Only the Principal AND vice Principal can make or get those papers

Random Teach: okay so the principal can get them-

Ms S: NO. WE DON'T HAVE A VICE. WE CAN'T.

Random Teach: wtf woman, we dont rlly need a vice

Ms S: BUT IT SAYS SO IN RULES.

Principal: it says that the Vice isn't necessary-

Ms S: BUT THE RULES SAY-

Principal: IT'S IN THE MAIN RULES GOD DAMN IT

Ms S: WHY ISN'T IT HERE THO?

Principal: Because. It's. In. The. Main. Rules. Everyone should know them.

Ms S: So by the same logic this, this that, this and that is ALSO wrong.

Principal: so by your logic, I can make your pay duble down to only 30 zł every month.

Ms S: WTH

Principal: yep. now quiet.

-ten minutes later-

Random Teach: so this is-

Ms S: WRONG! Look at this! -points all over rules-

-Principals eye actually twitches-

-Mom and her friend try not to laugh-

-Mom fails slightly-

-Friend of Mom fails slightly to-

-Ms. S and F r still arguing while Random Teach and Prinipal's eyes twitch-

That is actually a tru story

maybe exept the child-like chats and etc.

Fact is that they shout a lot, can't agree on stuff (cough cough- the secretary can't- cough cough) and the principal's eyes twitch.

And my mom and her friend can't keep laughs in.

Ye.

Don't recommend coming to a Polish School e,e