Thread:Enddayss/@comment-39615662-20190820220305/@comment-27070860-20190906184616

nice meme

(looking over my replies I've realised that I probably have a thing for writing blocks of text so here you go)

I have two spiders I’m currently ‘rooming’ with, one is adorable and he hangs above my desk, I’m a bit concerned over whether he’s actually getting any food ‘cuz I just kill all of the mosquitoes and flies that visit my room, but since spiders don’t really need new meat every day I guess he’ll survive somehow

The other guy is nasty and incredibly dumb, ‘cuz he placed his web in a corner where all he does is gather dust; he ran off somewhere a few days ago, and I don’t know whether he went away to dig himself a grave or if he’s just taking a vacation (he used to do that a lot, disappear for a day or two before returning from who-cares-where)

All of my other ‘spider buddies’ were too weird to keep around (they literally danced and just wiggle-wobbled everywhere and it was just too disturbing like no, just no) so I just kicked the rest out, but keept those two ‘cuz they grew on me e.e

Didn’t give them any names yet so if anyone wants to share their creative naming skills, please do

& @MelonVandal, (or Mooncalf, idk how much of a say you have in this), I think you should give over the ‘battle of the stories’ to someone [like Moon {I’m gonna call you Moon because Mooncalf is four letters too much} or Noah,] either that or cancel it officially; I can take it over for you if you want, but you have to actually give me (or someone else) the go ahead to do that; and if you want to cancel it entirely (which would be a real shame, since it’s seemed to have caught quite the attention and hype of the users) you have to actually cancel it by announcing it in a blog post or something of that sort- it’s a bit unfair to keep the contestants in the dark like that