A day in the life of a homie

'''This is a weird scriptish roleplay thing.. Don't take it seriously, and you can add your own characters. Not always AJ related. Contains many, many spelling errors deliberately. 245.6% true story!'''

Da intro
Ello mah name is KoishiSan! I am a dweeb. My life is extremely screwed up and also weird. I live in an undergroumd bunker with animatronics. And it's a long story whai. FYI my best friend is Toothless. So yah, let's, like... Begin.... :out of tune dramatic how to train your dragon music plays:

Blurgh part 1 bro
Dis is burk. Tbh it isn't but Toothless thinks it is.. So i had lived in a normal rock with my animatronic squad of Bonnies for a few milleniums.. Then we met toothless and Vincent.. So ya. Me and Wither (withered Bonnie) were both going out to the park and then toothless was there. Being the fan girl / fan boy / fan wolf thing I am, I shrieked and worshipped toothless. He became my friend because he just did. But Vincent was liek, this kid he looked like 6 but he had growth defifiency and he's 12. Toothless and I just watched him go around pushing kids off of the slides and killing them :). But then after a few hours of processing the info,

IA RELISED SOTHING.

VICNENTN, PURPLE GUY, SPRINPTRAP AND SPRING BONEY ALL EXISTID AT TH SEME TIME!

Ok so I liek, went up tu Vincent and seaid,

"ELLO! CAN U COME HOME AND HELP US PLS? WE NEED NEW MEMBERS IN OUR SQUAD!" Idek why but he said ya. Rori was liek terrify'd. Idk why she just was ok? Ok. Toothless sleeps in my bed now and I sleep on the floor omg but wotevrs! K I'm too lazy to write the past years

Anoher person I kno.
So I have this old relative.. No tbh he's not old he's like twenny??? Idk ok stop harassing me for answers u guise! K so anyway, i saw purple guy liek murdering these kids and I was like LOL and I joined in! Btw if u turn up the brightness until it permanentlay damages your eyes, you will see me in teh minigaems! K anyway then I saw Jessidy. He liek, looks 54.10.$£ percent like me but his ears r bigger and fluffier and he doesn't have a ruff and he's light grey and he wears liek, a nite guard uniform and ya... Idek! Omfg I can't spell today :((( lemme try and spell it rite... Dogg. OMG YES FINALLY I CAN SPELL DOGG JS! k anyway, liek, it wasn't pixelated BC I looked fat in the pixel mini game so o turned it off BC I could. But Jessidy liek, ripped off my elf bracelets and so I punched purple guy's knee and he threw a crowbar at Jessidy, after we did a real big fite and then i gave them both snicker bars and they became temselves egain. And Jessidy was banging on about some schewpid stuff called jail and then liek, he used a fone and cooled the polic!!, luciKiki I killed th police"! We went hok annnnd ya I'm too lazy still