New Bows Feature



It wa time for an update to AJ! The developers had just the right idea. They knew how people liked to battle each other, so they decided to add a battle feature into the game: Bows now actually shot. By pressing the special button with a bow equipped, members (this feature was members-only) could shoot an arrow. They didn't actually do anything, they just were shot.

But then something happened that AJHQ didn't plan on: An exiled employee, angry at his firing, made one last, irreversible edit on the game's code. He had been fired for proposing to close down AJ because of all the scamming that had been going on. Now, if a Jammer was shot, they would die. Blood spattered the screen and an agonized cry was played. Every two minutes, the death cries, blood, and images of all the animals a given Jammer had shot would appear on that Jammer's screen. Worse, trying to logg off would cause animals used by AJHQ to immediately appear by that player, desiccated and bloody. They would then shoot the player, who would see pictures of all the animals their murderers had killed. The dead animal would wander Jamaa and be unkillable, while it was automatically equipped with a bow. At the time of its death, a message would appear: YOU WANTED A BOW SO BADLY. NOW YOU HAVE IT. WAS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?