Thread:Happywolfpuppy/@comment-31191359-20171003005441/@comment-26863232-20171009173754

''If I do try communicate with the creature and she chooses to attack, what am I to do? I have nothing to defend myself with, and to run only has a 50% chance of escape.''

''....Still, I must try. There is nothing else to do. I have a brick and a toy, I must try.''

Umm, should I address them politely or like a slayer to a dragon?

FACE 'EM LIKE A HERO!

"B-B.... Behold, f....f...."

''Alas! I am but a weak-willed coward. I cannot call the creature a fool.''

"...., um, um, Frau...."

(Frau is 'Ms' in German, and apparently romantic me likes to speak in random languages.)

"....Um, um, how are you d-doing?"