Jammers vs. Phantoms-A humor story

Prologue:

Thanks for playing with me!

Recognize it? The famous letter from the most evil scammer of all time? You know him as Fman122, I suppose.

He is also me.

I really don't mean any harm to most jammers. I just want a buddy. But no one wants be buddies with a scammer. I'm not a scammer. My computer has this horrible glitch where whenever I try to jam-a-gram someone, I send them a ''Thanks for playing with me! ''and when I send it, it automatically transfers all their items onto my account. I hate it. It's really impossible to make a single buddy.

Chapter 1:

I was walking around, looking for stuff to buy and try on, when a pink wolf with giant eyes and hearts all over her body approached me. "WILL U BE MAH MAT?" she said. Mat? Seriously? I couldn't be anyone's mate, or their mat(which would be a lot worse). "No way," I replied, thinking she would leave. She didn't. "BUT I NEED A MAT!!!1!!" I grimaced. "Fine. I'll be you stupid mate." "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!" I teleported to my den and locked it. She suddenly appeared next to me. "HAY," she said. I screamed and tried to lock my den again. A message kept popping up that said,'Your den could not be locked. Please try again later.' "WANNA GO OUT FOR DINNER SWEETHE..." I teleported to Coral Canyons, sighing in relief. I let myself relax too much, because 2 seconds later a wolf appeared next to me. It was the mate beggar. I sighed and said, "Lets go to the dinner party." I went to the party, only to find her sitting in a booth ordering a large hamburger, coke, diet coke, water, and diet water. The waiter came back soon with all the things except the diet water. "WERES MAH HUSBANDS DIET WATER!!!!!!" I suddenly got a headache. "We're all out. I'm sorry ma'am," replied the waiter, a crocodile. "FINE," said the heart wolf, Incredible Sunnyjoy. The name didn't match her at all. As we ate, we were talking about these jammers that had bugged us when Incredible finally seemed to notice my username. She gasped. "YOU'RE HIM!1!!!" My eyes widened and I began trying to think of something to say back when suddenly, a bunch of wolves plunged into the room. It took me less than a second to realize that these guys were clanners. The leader, a blue wolf with a gray underbelly wearing an orange fox hat, was shoving a waiter, calling it 'lousy prey.' The deputy, a white wolf with a cream underbelly and gray lightning bolts all over him was snarling at a fox(an animal crossing the "border")and swinging his red fox hat. The medicine cat was busy changing into leafy clothes, but other than that he was tan with crazy red eyes and a dark blue fox hat. The leader approached us. "Get off of our territory," he said, showing his teeth. "Shut up," I said, sending him a jam-a-gram. Suddenly, his fox hat was gone. His clan turned to look at him and gasped. He stared at me in disbelief. Then, the entire clan began to claw him, biting and slashing. He yelped and twisted on the floor as bits of tile flew everywhere. I then realized what I had done. A wolf without a fox hat could never belong in a clan, or be the leader. I felt sorrow for the former leader, and I lunged into the tussle and grabbed the leader's scruff. He yelping, thinking I was attacking too. I dragged him over to the booth. The clan soon realized that he had disappeared and came in pursuit. "Run!" Incredible sped across the grass and teleported into her den. "Follow me!" I yapped, and went to my den. I hoped that the leader, King Speedyclaws, would follow.

Chapter 2: