TE TERRBL FMAN12222

[this is a trollpasta, so don't worry. i'm perfectly sane.....]

[I had to write this with autocorrect on, and I couldn't figure out how to turn it off....]

INTRO

* you see a small but beautiful heron sitting on a stump with two mystical beings underneath*

* You realize that it's young Zios, Phantom, and Mira, all at age 4 and a half*

Finally, some familiar figures!! Brave time explorers like you do need a break.

* oh, Mira's talking....*

* you pad closer to listen*

CHEPTR QNE (and the only chapter)
One daey, dere waz a meen pursun naemed Fman. Fmanny waz a vurie noice porsun.

'''Wait.... What? But....'''

You just said that they were a mean person.

....I don't get it.

Me neither.

B QUIOT!! I'm ti one tellyn te sturie!!

....Okay then.

SU, as I seyd, dere waz a meen persom nameddd fmaam122. Fmaaam wath a scamma an' lofed nuew jemmas. Whoi, yu askk? Whe wil nevar knowww.....

AAAAANYWAYZ, FMam waz actuuly a vary niec porsen and Fmaam onli scammd ppl ohn accident bcuz avry tiem hE geeves a presenttt, heee accidently sproods a dis eaz!! O NOEZ!!! Da Diseaz iz A glotch named Fmanny211.

.....I have no idea what is going on.

.....Can you speak clearer, please?

Okay!! I do speak almost normal speakings now!!

Thanks.

So, Fman did miss having happy jammer friends, so he did try get rid of Fmanny. Fmanny did fight back and Fman did have losings in the battle and had runnings off.

[I am secretly praying that writing like this doesn't become a habit]

Fman then did be so sad and did go to tree place, where he did hide so quietly and sadly under the big ferns and rocks. Fmanny did come and looks for Fman, who did shake like a small fern in a hurricane.

''I'm getting dizzy from all those 'did's'. Um, can you do anything else?''

OKAY!!

Actually, no, go back-

FMANNY CAUGHT FMAN AND STUFF HAPPENED. THERE WAS ANOTHER BIG FIGHT AND FMAN WAS SERIOUSLY WOUNDED, BUT HE MANAGED TO ESCAPE-

My eyes....

''My ears!! [They hurt....]''

NO INTERRUPTING, CHIPPOS.

(Did she just say 'chippos'?)

(That's what I heard)

I HEAR YOU WHISPERING!!

UGH!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE HOW I TALK, FINE!! I'LL DO MY BEST NOW!!

ffMAN DIDDD GOE 2 GABY'S ANIMEL HOZPITALL AN' HAD MAENY HAELINGS!!

DEN HE DID HAVE RUNNINGZ AWAYY TOO WOODD PLAEC AND STAYED THEER, UNDA TE BEEG FERN AN ROCK, WHERE HE DOEZ HIDE SU QUIETLI EN DE SHADOWZ, WATCHENG, WATCHENG,

FOREEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DE ENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

* the little Mira takes off into the woods. Zios and Phantom glanced at each other*

'''Phew! I'm glad that is over.'''

Ya, that was weird.

* they began running after Mira, Zios lagging behind*

* you chuckle. that was quite amusing*

* You hear pawsteps*

CHAPTER 2 (I lied.....)
Hey.

Hey, yeah, I'm talking to you.

We're in Sarepia Forest.

Under the big fern and rock, in the shadows.

* you stare in shock*

* could it be?*

* the portal opens in front of you, but you want to stay*

* 'who are you?' you ask*

I'm Fman122, of course. You just heard the short version of a variation of my story.

* a black shape moves in front of the bright green portal*

It's not the truth, though. Care to join me?

* his eyes are bright orange*

I'm not innocent. You have some time. Hear the true story. It's lonely here, and I'd love it if you spared some time for me.

* you hesitate. you can't escape. he's blocking your path*

* you nod slowly*

He grins. His grin is so big it seems to fill your world.

Come here, let me tell you the story of the terrible Fman122....

[Part 2 coming soon!!]