User blog comment:Memories Afloat/This is a strange question, I grant you, but please answer it/@comment-30921738-20170613213416

urm, okay?

How: Either disappear or get shot in the heart, fast and painless.

When: When Everyone I love is no longer there to see me die, and while I have horrible stomach pains.

Where: Next to a cup of mint flavored lactose-free icecream. (Or next to my cats grave)

Why: Well.. hmm.. ah yes, so I can finally figure out why the dinosaurs died, if dragons were real, and so that I can finally meet God.