Seraphenite tries Chocolate

Seraphenite: *grooms wings with beak* So... You're asking me to eat that brown stuff that's lying on the table?

Me: Errr, if you're really saying it that way... Yes!

Seraphenite: *turns her feathered head in disgust* No WAY am I trying that stuff!!!

Me: It's either you eat it willingly or be forced to eat it... *I wink*

Seraphenite: *ducks under the table* No! No no no no no no NO!

Me: *I slowly grab the chocolate bar when Onria the dragon all of a sudden crashes through the ceiling*

Onria: Sorry! *scrambles out the front door*

Me: Wow, Onria really has a fetish for crashing through ceilings... *I sigh and place the chocolate back on the table*

Seraphenite: *suddenly bumps the table, causing the chocolate to go flying* Well, I think the chocolate's gone! Coast's all clear! *dashes out from under the table, only to have the chocolate land in my mouth*

Me: Well, I told you that you had to try the chocolate...

Seraphenite: Pickles.