A Bootiful Tale

'''WURNIN!!!1! '''Da fullowin storeh mite be 2 bootiful 4 u!! U HAZ BIN WURNEH!!!1!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

Chapteh 1 - Once Upin a Tiem
Once upin a tiem liveh a wofl! He waz a very speecial wofl! His nameh.... WAZ MUUN!!!! He waz a dairk blu wofl weering a blak lung spikeh colah, a drak blu wurn, and a betah whyt elf tal armah. He waz also da prunce and da sun of Greelah and da chosen one BUT HE DOS NUT NOW DAT BESYDEZ DA PRINCE BIT!!!! End he IZNT A MARY SUE!!!! So yah. Dat iz Muun.

So Muun waz chullin in hiz SUPAH AWESUM CASTEL!!!!!!!!!! He waz in hiz bedruum. His sluve Huppy entar hiz ruum and say "Muun u nid to get ridy 4 da ball!" and Muun said "Ok!" So he get ridy. And he mad himcelf FABOLIS!!!!! Thin he wint 2 da ball.

Chapteh 2 - Da Bal
Soo Muun went to da ball supah FABOLIS!!!!!!! Thin he saw an artic wofl. Ind she waz HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!1! So Muun wak up to hir and sad "Hillo wut is ur nameh." And da artic wofl sad "Mah nameh is Lina!" Muun thin sad "I luv u!!!" Then dey kissy-kissy! And every1 go "AWWWW!"

Lina.pngeh 3 - Trubble!!
Bit thin dere waz trubble! Phintumz breek into bal! "Nuuuuuu!" Muun yilled. Thin a binny appeered. A very EVUL binny!! The binny yilled "Muhahahaha mah nameh iz Blud and I will cill u al!" Thin the binny cill every1 bit Muun ind Lina escapeh! Thin the castel birn down! Den Muun becums an emo cuz dat so tragic!