Thread:Enddayss/@comment-39615662-20190807032318/@comment-31191359-20190817204910

My turn!

'''"Well, that's...okay?" She said. "Merman claw, please. Eagle bark too. And obsidian bay leaf from the Sleeping Lagoon, while you're at it." She added. "This is such a goddamn placebo." Ink hissed, her black fur shining eye-burningly in the moonlight. "Of course it's a placebo!" Raven hissed. "That's why we're selling it!" "I feel bad about it." "Of damn course you feel bad about snake-oil-sellin' but of course snake oil could be used for hunting so surprise surprise trashbag." Raven growled. "Not all snake oil, you shriveled hag." Ink hissed, before bringing in food from the other room. It had a strange sap as dressing. "It's just from some plant called the Lilly's Bane, nothing toxic or anything." Raven took a slice of the food and bit into it, before beginning to make some strange noise. Raven began to bleed from out her mouth and eyes, but instead of acting like normal liquid, it just kept pouring in streams before Raven hit the ground. "Seeya, Swindler."'''

This was the first thing I wrote about the universe I've created that is now my pride and joy, god, do I hate it. Raven was a raven too. This is obviously rewritten and censored so your eyes don't burn.