Kipper tries to Steal Cookies

//I've installed some security measures around the cookie jar, but it's simply invisible lasers and security cams\\

Kipper: *purposely spills some chalk powder so I can see the lasers, I also have swimming goggles on to protect me eyes* Ehehehehehe... If Popsy can't steal the cookies, then I can!

Popsy: No! Don't do it! Kawaii will certainly catch you!

Kipper: *ignores Popsy, continues to sneak past the lasers like it's Mission Impossible* Those cameras don't bother me! *grabs the prized cookie jar and slips away*

Popsy: *sighs* I told her... She's gonna get caught!

//A few minutes later...\\

Me: Time to check the security cams! *gasps* The cookies are gone! *checks security tape* Ahh... Kipper's in trouble!

Kipper: *I have my own little house* Sweet victory...

Kipper's house security: WARNING! WARNING! STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!

Kipper: *checks through the peephole* Oh no... Kawaii!

Me: GIVE ME MY COOKIES BACK!

Kipper: No!

Me: I'M GONNA BREAK IN THERE AND REMIX YO FACE!

Kipper: Oh no you don't! *activates hidden trapdoor*

Me: *falls* AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Kipper: Safe at last...