User blog comment:Memories Afloat/This is a strange question, I grant you, but please answer it/@comment-25105972-20170613152124

How: Watching every video by the Youtube Channel "Seinfeldspitstain" until I die of dehydration.

When: In the Very Late 19th Century, because that is when the Aggressive Pizzas first invaded.

Where: By The Monolith near Jupiter

Why: So I can finally understand all of humanity's secrets, and before I die answer the world's greatest question...