How Does That Work?

How Does That Work?: An Animal Jam Production That May or May Not Make Sense 

I don't know, it's up to you.

Snowflake is Secretly... DUN DUN DUN
Snowflake came into her friend's den with a wolf nearly the size of her, despite the wolf calling themselves a child to be adopted. Her bunny friend walked out to greet them.

"Snowflake, do you know you have a wolf child with you?"

"I know."

"But, I'm not buddies with her."

"Your point?"

"The den's locked."

"Oh. That doesn't make sense."

The Bunny Friend turned to the mysterious breaking-in child.

"Hello, little wolfy. Who are you?" The Bunny Friend called the wolf little, despite being super short compared to the wolf child.

"Im tree year old chilled" The wolf spoke, unpunctuated. She claimed to be "tree year old", but in reality, she was way older.

"No, I mean your name." Bunny Friend insisted.

"Im tree year old chilled" Tree Year Old Chilled replied in the same monotone voice that everyone in Animal Jam used.

"She doesn't talk much." Snowflake explained, as Tree Year Old Chilled proceeded to make a whole bunch of small talk with a turtle, who can't go on land in Animal Jam.

"Where'd you get her?" Bunny Friend asked.

"I stole her from the pillow room." Snowflake said, gently.

"Don't you mean adopted?" Bunny Friend, who still hadn't been named, attempted to correct her friend.

"No." Snowflake whispered into Bunny Friend's ear. "STOAL!" A stock image of a stoat appeared on the screen at a crooked angle and shook rapidly, like this whole production was a video meme.

Bunny Friend gulped. She wasn't concerned about theft or stock images of weasels. She was concerned about the dark black arctic wolf walking in. She wasn't buddies with this person either. Did her lock just not work?

"Ahh, I've finally found you, Empress." The dark black arctic wolf, who was obviously evil, laughed.

"My name's not Empress! It's Snowflake."

"Dang it, you got a new arctic wolf! You weren't supposed to do that."

Snowflake did the :P face.

"Well, you are a mysterious alien dude and I am your evil twin. Sserpme. Or I guess now, Ekalfwons."

"So..."

"I'm going to leak everything. Steven Universe leaks especially."

"NO! I CAN'T LET YOU! EKALFWONS, YOU ARE EVIL!"

"Who's gonna stop me?"

"Well, Piccolo and I-"

Silence.

"Piccolo and I-"

A lime green arctic wolf in a white cape appeared.

"There he is. Piccolo and I will defeat you!!!"

"Oh, you wanna FIGHT?!" Ekalfwons challenged.

"In Shell Game!"

Ekalfwons and Piccolo sighed in disappointment.

Shell Game is Rigged!
Ekalfwons had been challenged to an "all leaks at stake" game of Shell Game.

Three coconut shells were laid on the table and shuffled to hide a cherry.

Piccolo and Snowflake selected a shell they were certain had the cherry. Ekalfwons selected the same.

"Dang it! I hate it when they do that!" Piccolo grunted

As it turned out, the cherry was not underneath.

"What?! It must've teleported!" Ekalfwons insisted.

"You just copied us." Snowflake folded her arms. "We never said we were right."

They continually kept selecting the same shell as each other. None of which had the cherry. Things were looking bleak. For whom, nobody knows.

"There's only one way we can defeat Ekalfwons!" Piccolo suggested. "We have to defeat her in Bowling! Nobody beats me in Bowling!"

"Wow! Such insight, Piccolo!" Snowflake smiled.

Piccolo readied a coconut bowling ball. "Take this, you turkey!"

"Bowling puns!" Snowflake cheered.

The coconut hit the laptop Ekalfwons was holding, breaking it.

"No! My magic laptop! Now, I can't leak things!"

Piccolo and Snowflake cheered.

"Hey, Snowflake! I know how to stir up this party!" Piccolo looked at Snowflake.

"Hmm?" Snowflake turned her head.

"I'm stealing your kid." Piccolo picked up Tree Year Old Chilled and left. "Bye!"

"Hey, you can't steal a kid that was already stolen!"

"Yeah, that's what's wrong with this situation." Bunny Friend, STILL UNNAMED, rolled her eyes.