User blog:Wheatgerm/Welcome, Self! Thanks, Self.

Okay, but honestly it felt really nice to be acknowledged by two (amazing and prolific) people on this site. My ego is the only thing smaller than my brain so maybe I'll actually write a thing instead of, say, doing a repeat of my attempt at Wattpad writership - that is to say, writing a mediocre but not technically terrible fragment, wallowing in self-criticism for two weeks, and then deleting it and hiding out for the rest of time.

Yay, writing is fUn!

Side note: What's this blogosphere for, anyway? Brownie recipies? Unsolicited vents? Queer memes?

Anyway, if you're reading this, your hair looks really nice today. Except if you are bald, scaly, or otherwise lacking in hair, in which case your outer layers are looking especially shiny today. Love you. Probably.

01:41, September 15, 2019 (UTC)