User blog:AdorableEspurr193/CRINGE

I WAS LOOKING THROUGH MY OLD STUFF AND I FOUND A STORY I WROTE WHEN I WAS THREE IM DYING CAUSE THIS IS SO BAD

Draggle Me Ree (even the title sounds wrong)

about a Dragon meeting a dog.

There was a little dragon who bounced in the clouds (that's impossible) but when he bounced too high, he fell into the water (if you bounce too high, how do you fall?). There was a great big ship, with a rooster and a dog (the rooster is apparently unimportant, because I never mention him again). A much worse thing happened (oh geez, I WONDER). A great big salmon came out of the water (exactly how big??). The dragon and the dog ran home with their tails down behind them. When they came home there was a great big dragon so high he reavhed the top of the house. He took the house somewhere else so the city would not be built on it (WHY ON PLANET EARTH WOULD YOU BUILD A CITY ON A HOUSE). A much worse thig happened (HMMMMMMMM). A marble (just a marble?). He (WHO) took the marble and put it into an egg for a special surprise (WTF, WHO DID, THAT SOUNDS SO FUDGING WRONG) for his friend (WHAT FRIEND??!! HE HAS NO FRIENDS!!). Then someone (WHO) woke up and said "Hey get out of here!" (why, just... why) He (WHO) ran away into the bushes and said "but I live here." (I'm legit laughing right now cause this is so fudging cringey)

The dog disappeared by magic (how? I thought this was gonna be realisti-OH WAIT) and the dragon was so sad he went home (DIDN'T HE ALREADY GO HOME, THEN "SOMEBODY" TOLD HIM TO LEAVE?? WHAT??). Then when the dog looked for his friend he was not where he was (That just seems really dark somehow).

A red and gray mouse (great fashion sense, bro) came and sniffed the claw of his foot (that's weird). Then he ate a flower (what why) and drew a picture of himself on the mirror (WHAT WHAT IM CONFUSED, WHY, WHAT MIRROR). The dragon picked him up and put him in a cup and warmed him up with his breath (WHAT, WHAT WHY, THAT'S MESSED).

At the end of this story a crab saw the dragon in the water. That's where he was (why does this sound so strangely dark).

The dragon took the mouse (Mouse: OH NU) and took him to the moon (wait WHAT HOW?? THERE'S NO OXYGEN!!). They live in the moon (what). The big dragon flies on the moon too (Oh, wonderful). He put the mouse with THE OTHER MICE (what? WHAT OTHER MICE THAT SOUNDS SO DARK) and he liked that (why did he LIKE IT). And a little apple he ate.

WHO AM I