The wolf's epic tale... or is it tail?

The arctic wolf "Mythical stinkystar" was writing a story in her dark den. What was she writing? let us... or lettuce see! "Dear deer Daar.... what ever your name is," she continued writing "Teh fat wolf...." she threw it into le trash can along with her stories, dumb junk, and never made newspaper articles. "Ugh!" She sighed "what about some epic tale... or tail? Wait! A tail! Not a tale!" She wrote for days on and on the final result was this.... and it was based on true stuff... except twisted a bit.

To be continued!