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There was a monkey that looked like Markiplier and Carl wheezer combined

He then didn't know what to do so he jumped off a cliff but unfortunately didn't die because this monkey was nothing like any monkey ever made.

This monkey was made out of plastic and metal

Oh what's his name you ask? His name isn't the title so get wreckt m8

His name was gacha life because the name was as popular and boring as the game (don't blame me)

He then blasted the SpongeBob theme song but it was earrape in every single arctic wolf's ears because he thought that every arctic wolf was a speaker.

He then went to GellyJones's den. Gacha Life didn't know that gelly already quit animal jam. Even if someone told him, Gacha life didn't know what quit means.

He admired gellyjones so much. But not as much as Danny P.

Danny P was the most epic gamer ever.

Anytime he heard Danny P's music, he default danced like when shopking danced into a snake pit.

He liked eating poop at his crusty den that looked like the vegetable isle at meijer. He then covered his poop in lettuce and then before he ate it, he saw the most epic thing ever.

Ninja got a victory.

Then, Gacha Life celebrated by default dancing into the insides of baldi's ruler, right into mung dahl's soup, and right into a fursuit.

Gacha Life then made a YouTube channel called mommy24. He uploaded 3 types of videos.

One type was a random edited video of pictures of meatloaf.

Second type was just a random video of him talking about his daily life.

Third type was just an announcement about his 636475737384747 black long giveaway. (No, sprinky. He wasn't gonna give them away. An actual black long.)

Then after he got 12 subscribers, he said that a person called Arcticwolfwarriorcatswingoffireroleplaymyden AJ won. Then mommy24 gave him only 1 black long instead of 636475737384747 black longs.

Then mommy24 was dumb enough to upload 1 sped up gacha life video of 3 girls staring at 3 boys with mad eyebrows but happy smiles on their faces, and 1 boy and 1 girl facing the other way with an edgy hood on.

And then mommy24 deleted his channel because he thought he was gonna try getting a 1$ taco bell gift card. It was a money scam out of his 3 dollars that he thought he was gonna spent on putty that looked like poop.

His computer got a virus and then broke.

Gacha Life was sad, he didn't know what to do. So then he went in the kitchen to find poop, but all he found was a hot dog and a half drank can of Pepsi max (no chipflake, it's gacha life's Pepsi max.), but no poop.

Gacha Life got so angry, he threw a hissy fit. He then bought a laptop and logged into his Animal Jam account.

He then found a weird link leading him to get free spiked collars.

They said you needed the username and password.

He then put his username and password and then got hacked the next day.

He then got angry and hacked wootmoo with his sever hacking skills.

Then he failed and threw his second hissy fit of the day.

Then he went to bed.

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