Koolist Stori evar

Prologue
Wisteriamoon was a kool wofl. she had beaten all the bad guys, on the planets, and saved the multiverse a bajillion times. butt one day, there was an evil poopie electric toothbrush jammer who said

"oh boy hahahahahhahhahha im goinging to eat everyone's potato salad"

and so the poopie electric toothbrush jammer and his gang of chuper weppons consumethed everyboddy's potatsalad.

and sew it was up to wisteriamoon to punche the evil guys away..

Chapter 1: chop suey
witseria was wokeing up in her bed when sudenly, she was consumeing chop suey.

and thne se went outside when suddenly meteor hit her and she died.

but she got up and went outside nagain.

she ate some delicious beans and beans and beans

and then hell's chef suddenly appeared and ate dirt

and then he died

Chapter 2: mmmmm
basiclyy hes dead

ok

sooo she then walked to the mira statue and licked it epically

and it came to life and default danced and t posed

pork in progress

dont vantalidse