IZ DIS FUNNI ENUF

SOW

WUNCE UPOWN A TIWM

I OBAYNED A BLAC LON

I WORE IT

AND SHOWED IT TO JAMWAA

DAY SAID OOO I WANT WUN RIGHT NOW

I SAID NO AND SLAPPED THEWM

THEY CWYED AND I LAFED

JUST DEN WISTERWIA MOOWN CAEM UP TOO ME

HAI I SAID

WISTERIA MOOWN THROO HER SPIK ON TOO ME

I HEWD UP MY SPIK AND DROWPED IT ON HEWR

YAYYYY WE TWADED WITHOWT TRAWDING

DE END, YUS DE END