User blog:Happywolfpuppy/Don't. Ship. Me. With. GIRLS.

This is what will happen when someone thinks of me an' a girl "Together".


 * Goes on AJ*

Random Girl Jammer: *Love Emotes*  "I like you.  I reeeaaalllyyy liiiike yooouuu."

Me: "Umm, you're very nice, but there's one problem."

RJ: "What?"

Me: "Um, I am a girl."

RJ: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me: "Um, sorry?"

RJ: "I HATE U!!  IM REPORTING U!!"

Me: "Um, things are getting bad, so I'll just go.  Ba-"

RJ :  "I AM MAD AT U.  U R EVIL."

Me: "No, plz don't..."

Random Boy Jammer: "Hallo."

Me: "Hallo.  Whuts ur name?"

RBJ: "I WILL KILL U.  U STOLE MY GIRL!!"

Me: "umm.... Sorry?"

Random Boy 2 that is Behind Me: "Are you talking to me, random boy?"

RBJ: *Ignores question* "U STOLE MY GIRL!!" *Points at RJ who is next to me*

RJ2: *Thinking that RBJ is pointing at me* "I DONT EVEN KNOW HER!!"

Me: "Um, he's talking to-"

Everyone: *insert loud voices that are cursing at each other*

Me: "Oh darn.  I think I'll just go."

RBJ: "Not so fast." *grabs me and starts fighting*

RBJ: "GROUP FIGHT!!"

Me: "oh dear... what have I gotten myself into...?" *gets punched in the face*

The moral is to not ship me with girls and to not randomly decide that some Random Person is a Girl/Boy.