Journal of the Phantoms

Entry 1 (this page is clean with nothing whatsoever)
 

Dear Diary,

=== ''My name is Phantomisus Phantomala IV. Recently, my muma bot me this diery. I am cuwrently for yeers old. I cannot spel vary well. My daddee is in the Fantom Wores with the Jammers. Muma is wereed sick about Dadee. Oneday, I will fiht the Jammers. Our king, we just col him Fantom King, My Leeshe, or Majestee. My totour will teech me how to spel bedder once she is back from wot jammers call a 'vacayshon'. I dunno if that is how yu spel it or nowt'' ===