Twist

A very cliche and edgy looking arctic very cliche and wolf went into the Pillow Room and just laughed at the bunnies that wanted parents. "Please adopt me...I'm a rare black baby dragon who is poor and homeless...also has special abilities...I promise, I'm a good child..." A black crocodile with rare scary bat wings said. "You're a crocodile, get over it." The arctic wolf, or Dancing Sunnyrose said. "Have an imagination." The crocodile left quickly.

Dancing kept watching. From mountain bunnies to lost kits, Dancing thought it was all ignorant and a waste of time. In fact, she was wasting her time. Dancing decided to adopt someone, but just to end up leaving them at Coral Canyons to "starve".

A white goat with cyan eyes caught Dancing's attention. It wore only a blue jamaaliday scarf and socks. "Adopt me, I'm a good kid." The goat said. Its name seemed to be Twisted Spiritlily. Why Twisted? "I'll adopt you." Dancing said before anyone else could say.

"Great! Buddy me, Mommy." Twisted said happily. Dancing buddied her, and they met at her den.

"I'm hungry." Twisted said, sitting by the many llama plushies. "Hungry? Um...okay. Err..." Dancing thought about how people usually roleplayed with babies. ":she gave Twisted a bowl of doritos:." Dancing said. "If I'm gonna eat these, I need Mt. Dew." Dancing rolled her eyes in real life. ":she then gave the young goat a zippy cup full of Mt. Dew:." Twisted happily stayed quiet, pretending to eat the food.

"Twisted," Dancing began, "would you like to go to the park? It'll be fun. We can walk there." Dancing said, her hands shaking with excitement. Twisted was a boring child. She couldn't wait to abandon him and get over with it.

They arrived at Coral Canyons, and just as Dancing was about to unbuddy Twisted, she thought about something. Would she actually hurt Twisted's feelings? What if she didn't understand the joke? Dancing shrugged it off and unbuddied her, quickly going back to her den.

Dancing thought she could just go trade now, (very cliche part) but Twisted sat on a pillow. "What?!" Dancing unbuddied Twisted and locked him out. The goat stayed. Dancing tried not to panic and just left to Jamaa Township, but Twisted was at the Jamaa Journal. He finally spoke. "Mommy, let's play Scooped." Dancing ignored his request, until everyone in Jamaa Township vanished like she'd locked everyone out of her den.

"Scooped! Scooped! Scooped! Scooped! Scooped! Scooped!" Twisted chanted. "NO!" Dancing blocked Twisted and went to a new server. Grande seemed perfectly populated and peaceful, but Twisted was by the entrance to Sol Arcade. He was wearing a green headdress, blackout spiked collar - everything that made him look edgy.

Dancing's game started to lag. Twisted went up to her and made the crying emoticon. "I hate you." He said. Dancing wondered how it didn't get blocked. Twisted vanished, and Dancing got an "ERROR!" popup. She reloaded, and now she was playing tic-tac-toe with nobody.

It said Twisted Spiritlily, but the goat wasn't there! Dancing wanted to exit the game, but there was nothing. She closed her laptop and got a hammer. Before mutilating her computer, Dancing noticed a note on her laptop. "HI. IM TWISTED." She destroyed her laptop.

CLICHE IK