User blog:Kevinalv/More retard storyes

i was sitting in a banana whe. a man smashes my door and say:G1V3 MÈ @LL YAOR ASTAF ARG DOIEA,then i say:what the crabs you say.then the guy get a SUPER DUPE POWERFUL EXCALIBUR and trye to make me eat the excalibur but i jumped 12 feets from my house and i landed whiout any harm but i stepped on a legó barefoot and i scream:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHKKHKCIRJBJDKRJFIDMTBGOXKF FNXUFGGRJDU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,and the man found me and make me eat spynaces(i forget the vegetable name)and i have a súper diarreha and i was in the bathroom for 2 hours for that man,but the man díe from retard overflow,so i was safe...

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