OH MY GOD.

I have come up with the Wiki's newest ship... SHYANS!!!

Sans: Oh my goodness. That name is worse than one of my puns. Guess it's bone hard! *snorts as I laugh at my own joke*

Me: *stares at Sans* That. Was. Horrible. I'd rather listen to the most horrible song-cover of 'Let It Go' rather than hear one of your puns. *walks off to re-watch the two pilot episodes of MLP FiM*

Sans: Hey! Can I come?

Me: No, Sans. *sits down in front of the TV and scrolls through Netflix*

Vincent: *comes in holding a small Twilight Sparkle plushie* Oh no. You did not just see that. *backs out of the room*

Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways, I'm going to watch some MLP FiM. Without Sans. I know how he can plan up a bad pun as fast as light travels per hour.

Later...

Oh no. *screams* NIGHTMARE MOON! Ponies, do something! If you know she has something to do with Celestia's disappearance!

Sans: *peeks up from behind the couch* I guess that puts the 'mare' in Nightmare! *snickers*

Me: *groans* When will this ever end...