User blog:NaviiDino/Shadow ✗ LQ (Rap Battle)

Shadow ✗ LogicalQuinn (Rap Battle)
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LQ: Hey Shadow, do you call that user a meme?

Shadow: Nah. I'd say it's better, since your's isn't so clean.

LQ: You attempt to roast me, but instead you fail.

Shadow: An attempt turns into victory, you itty bitty hail.

LQ: If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.

Shadow: You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?

LQ: Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?

Shadow: I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.

LQ: Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied.

Shadow: Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?

LQ: Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.

Shadow: I bet when you auditioned for Star Wars, they must've counted you as a planet!

LQ: Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so!

Shadow: Stop trying to be a Jake Paul, you're nearly three foot tall.

LQ: Oh please, do you really think you can beat a hero?

Shadow: Please, save your breath. You’ll probably need it to blow up your next story!

Shadow: I think I'll add you to the script of Finding Dory.

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