User:Claw Machine

Jesus said to love thy neighbor as thyself.

He never said we have to like them.

#MISANTHROPICTHUGLIFE
 * I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MINOR MISANTHROPE
 * I'VE INFORMATION VEGETABLE ANIMAL AND MINERAL
 * I KNOW THE LACKS OF ENGLAND AND I QUOTE THE FIGHTS HYSTERICAL
 * FROM GENOCIDE TO MANIFEST IN ORDER CATEGORIAL
 * I'M VERY WELL ACQUAINTED, TOO, WITH MATTERS QUITE SATIRICAL
 * I UNDERSTAND STUPIDITY, BOTH SIMPLE AND CRAP-ATICAL
 * ABOUT MORONS WITH THEIR ROAD RAGE I'M TEEMING WITH A LOT O' NEWS,
 * WITH MANY CHEERFUL FACTS ABOUT THE VARIATION OF MORON HUES

Introduction/About
Hello, my name is Claw. I live in Sleeping Talons, or, March Harbor, my mind village. My two friends are out right now, their names are--

{ I brought the tofu- }

[ WE brought the tofu--Wait, they're doing this now''.. '']

...Nocte Cor and Vertigo. Nocte Cor likes to talk in brackets. Vertigo likes to talk in the FANCY brackets whose name I forgot-

{ You're smart, Claw. Real smart. }

SOME people don't know everything.

Anyway.

My name is Claw, and I'm a bureaucrat/admin on this wiki. I am a misanthrope, but don't be afraid to approach me if you think you're worth my time. If you need any help, though, don't be scared to ask. Helping's my job. I only bite a little.

But DO NOT cross me- mainly, DO NOT do something you think I won't like, for instance, posting annoying messages on my wall, calling me "boo", simply being extremely irritating. The last one only bugs me if you do it consecutively. Of course, if you are an admin or a good friend, I don't care.

Besides the "boo" one. ''I. HATE. IT.''

Some Random Facts About Me
Favorite Food: Apples and dried apples and applesauce and froyo and cheese and vegan sausages and

Tea Preference: Triple Leaf Jasmine

Favorite Song Artist: Of Monsters And Men. Seriously they're boss

Favorite Animal: Lynx, Wolf

LIKES
Books

Computer

AJ

Vegan sausages

Stranger Things

Lynxes

Harry Potter

Warriors

Writing

Animals

Alaska

Equal intellectuals my age

OMAM

My OCs (ok, this includes you too Vertigo)

Libraries

Bookstores

Alohomora

{'' Portland Winters is such a grump.. She won't make it snow.. ''}

['' Maybe, just maybe, she wouldn't because you were hitting her with your arm brace.. Just a thought.. '']

HATES
"there is no borderline between 'love' and 'hate' in my book"Annoying pricks

NeonGamerGirl (see above, drama queen)

Humanity

Oregon

Trump

Improper grammar, especially at my age and freaking  high schoolers 

Ignorant people

Stubborn atheists

Random people online calling you "sweetheart" and "hon"

My Stories
Black Fur, Frost Eyes COMPLETE

Tales of the Deities: Nocte Cor's Quest COMPLETE

Tales of the Deities: Escaping Arbiter WIP

Code Red COMPLETE

Eiravana WIP

Living Proof WIP

Love Love Love COMPLETE

Darkness Brings Evil Things COMPLETE

Sinking Man COMPLETE

Slow And Steady WIP

I am not a robot- Song Story COMPLETE

Space Oddity COMPLETE

Sloom WIP

The Golden Arrow COMPLETE

Vertigo Refuses to Eat Tiakarete COMPLETE

That's all for now. I'll update it with more stuff, as time goes on.

{ ''But the poem...? ''}

Oh, right....

The following poem describes my life right now. How I have to be strong. I didn't make it; It's from a book.

['' Bye now. This is probably my last chance to speak. '']

{ Bye. }

Bye! Thanks for checking out my page!

The Poem
If only, if only, the moon speaks no reply,

Reflecting the sun and all that's gone by.

Be strong, weary wolf, turn around boldly,

Fly high, baby bird,

My angel,

My only.

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