Thread:StampylongNoah/@comment-39615662-20190820034223/@comment-37352765-20190820041153

I saw all of the depressing talk on the "Can you not 2" thread, of which I thought of how blessed I am for having such loving and caring parents.

Albeit, my mother can be a bit of a helicopter, and my dad tends to yell at me just a bit too much whenever I do something stupid.

I just can't fathom their own parentage.

Seriously, I'm descended from the biggest Italian Mob Bosses and Extreme Right Christians.

Yet, I'm an Atheist piece of sh*t who hasn't even touched a gun in my life.