The emotional story of Crouching Dashsun

A long long time ago, before mira and the alphas, there was a wolf. That wolf's name was Crouching Dashsun. Crouching Dashsun never really walked. for an alternative, they slid. Crouching Dashsun said one day that they were supposed to represent the sun, the spikes on the collar were said to be the rays on the sun. But Crouching Dashsun was only a legend of jamaa, it was said they could be summoned if one jammer slid across the ground.

But Crouching Dashsun also has a backstory... Today, that's what i shall be explaining. You may not know me, but i am a witness of Crouching Dashsun, people call me crazy because i think they're real!, How could i not?, I've seen them with my own two eyes, ha ha! Anyway, let us begin.

There was once a wolf, They're name was Crouching Dashsun. They had come down from the sun to stop an evil horse named Duchess Speedypirate(Who was always on patrol). Crouching Dashsun was at club geoz, dancing. But this was ancient club geoz. But sadly it was torn down for the new one but then that one was torn down for alpha HQ... but anyways!

Crouching Dashsun was dancing, they were dancing by sliding around in a circle. Club geoz was never really empty, accept for on Saturdays. So Crouching just continued dancing, that's really all they ever did besides eat, travel and be chased away by wild animals.

Soon Crouching got bored, they got up and left club geoz.

There was a faint sound of someone whistling, like the nose Crouching Dashsun was, they went to go investigate it. They slid down the icy jamaa path, They slid and slid and slid and slid and slid and slid and slid down the path. Though it only seemed like two seconds, Crouching was tired as ''i don't know what. ''Crouching finally stopped, thinking nothing. The snow was melting around Crouching's paws, they didn't care though. Finally they found the whistler. "Hey!" crouching shouted from a far "Stop whistling!, I can hear it all the way from club geoz!"

Crouching slid over to the jammer who just so happened to be whistling, that jammer was Duchess Speedypirate! They screamed 1,000 screams and retreated, they went to the alphas (Who were right now a crime-gang), to report what had happened. Crouching didn't say anything, they were just clueless about those weird chat bubbles over they're heads. Crouching was mad, so they asked a question and slid away. Liza and Sir Gilbert were hollow. Finally crouching got back to jamaa township, where they just sat there and did nothing. Yes, nothing. Crouching heard the whistling  'oh no!' they thought to themselves. So Crouching went to Zios's weird land

That place was weird and distorted at that time. They started to read the ancient scrolls the temple had secured for years. they pulled out a sack and threw them in after reading them, then they picked up a scroll and wrote they're name on it. Then they traveled to mt. shiveer. Crouching was happy there, that was they're little place of ''comfort. ''Crouching wouldn't want to lose mt. shiveer. So crouching slid in Balloosh's direction, but then they got bored because juno (Before having been turned to stone) lurked there. Juno was a police, Crouching was a notorious crime leader. Crouching went to a party, where there was a giraffe in a tiara. That giraffe didn't move. Crouching Dashsun didn't really care though. So then they walked away and walked up the ramp and there was Duchess Speedypirate! Crouching screamed and yelled "You'll never take me alive!"

"Time to face justice!" Duchess Speedypirate slid after Crouching and soon the chase led to coral canyons pathway. The two pulled out they're alpha swords and started fighting, then like the coward Crouching was, they started running away, they slid in a circle for about an hour, then slid into crystal sands. Duchess chased them.

Duchess was super angry, Crouching was afraid and angry, soon they slid after each-other for three hours. So then finally Crouching and Duchess got to coral canyons where the chase continued. Tears and sweat were shed, this was it. the big chase, the big moment. Crouching was fast, but Duchess was faster. The two continued sliding and sliding and sliding, then they got into DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!! epic wonders, which was currently a hidden cave.

Crouching was crying, they didn't want to die yet. Duchess was happy "Ha, Crouching! face justice!"

"No Duchess!" they're voice was shaky "You'll never take me alive!" Crouching decided to cheat death by biting on a weird jammer plant pill. Then they fell to the ground and were dead. Duchess's eyes were wide, soon they were promoted and they got rich.

But this story was all truth. I'm not someone who would lie to you about something like this, or would i?