Hilarious

Hi, my name is "King thepotato" and I gotta story to tell u! :D

So uno day, I was sitting in meh den

With ze TV on

And this commercial came on

"DO U WANT TO BE A MEMBAR?"

"These aren't actors they're real animals."

'Cause of course, actors aren't real animals.

And then I called these idiots giving membarship.

"Hi, we give you free gems without any work, tell your buddies and give us your password!"

So I did, I told my friends and gave dem my password.

I went to sleep and woke up with a pound of le gems at the door!

There were spikes too, I had no items anymore though.

A while later everyone was the same.

We had no items, we never did adventures, we never did games, we never worked!

We were big fat lazy bums!

We never did anything.

So I called and said "I'm never seeing my buddies, I'm never working, I'm never doing anything anymore!"

"That was our plan, BYE! You just got REKT!"

Jamaa was in the dumps!

We got everything free, yet we never did anything worthwhile!

Soon they became lazy and they stopped.

YAY!

And guess what? We are all different! And rares? Who the heck cares! We're working for them again! WOOHOO!

Then I saw another commercial

"Give us your password and we'll give you ANYTHING YOU WANT!"

Forget it! I turned off the TV

And then a dude came to my door and said

"DO U WANT ANY..... POTATOES?"

I don't know what the heck I just wrote, but I'm laughing because I wrote it, I hope you enjoyed It

BYE!