Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31191359-20190804071636/@comment-30921738-20191023182104

"It's... it's....

The dreaded Dora, Lord of War and Corruption...

She has been using the rivalry of John and Nikki to spread war and corruption... she has been knawing away at our minds and souls, turning us into mindless slaves of her deadly poison. But according to these ancient scrolls, she has been active for much longer than we could have imagined. She took the disguise of Bagel to urge on the war, and used her own son, Nidhogg (hater of Nikki but not a follower of John) to corrupt the Nikki lovers. She has been active for so long, but with the arrival of the newly build great John Temples, and the arising of a new league of Nikki spies, Dora the Warlord was finally able to peirce our hearts and minds with her corrupting darkness. And now, with war raging across the universe, only we know of the true darkness that resides within us...."

Liska, who easily fought off the power of the Brocade Jade, hurried over to me, as she had followed me and overheard what I had said about Dora. "Is it too late to stop the Great Corruptor?"

My eyes blazed with the fire of the war raging outside. "We musn't lose hope. We have an entire universe to save, but if we refuse to give up, we may have a chance. We shall start with Earth, then move on to the planet of Potatoes."

"But the potatoes are too holy and innocent to have possibly been corrupted."

Suddenly, Endark the derpy teleporting dragon messenger appeared beside me:

"General Akurle! I just got word that the Chicken Nuggets have started war with the Potatoes! Shall we join them in the fight for John?"

I held up my paw. "No. There's been a change of plan. The Great Destroyer, Dora the Deadly, has awoken. We must spread peace throughout the universe to silence her. We must unite with our enemy the Nikki fans to stop the deadliest creature in all of history."

Endark gasped. "Dora the Deadly... this is much more serious than I thought. I'll try to spread the message, but I doubt they will listen to a minor such as myself."

I nodded. "Do it."