User blog comment:Abbykurle/CAN'T. STOP. GOOFING. OFF./@comment-31191359-20180207162339

ITS RAINING BLOG SHORTS MUHAHAHAHAH  *throws real situations at this blog* Me: So laddies we gonna have a scareblog book

Dad: YEEEE What's it about

Me: YOU PLAYED IT- its about a killer hunting you down and trying to kill you while your saved by a plush and a skelo-doggo while you have to find out the hidden lore and why exactly your here while you meet characters and the dragon kills things

Dad: Is it a shooter?

Me: Your lucky I cannot feel embarrassment. (I actually cant, I go out of my way to embarrass others but never feel it for myself.)

Me: HYPE
 * Static*

Mom: What?

Me: BOXEN


 * static*


 * Me and Mom are playing through the scareblog and HBDK jumps through our TV*

Mom: *heart attack sounds*

Me: I CREATED YOU AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY

HBDK: GAME. OVER.

-static-

Me: PEOPLE ALL THE PEOPLE BANGING BIGGER DRUMS -Static-

Me: Oh, FNAF? Funny Nightmarish Awesome Ferrys?

-Static-

Me: *awful singing* -Static-

Me: DUDe fRACTIONS ARE THE BEST MATHS -Static-

Me: I AM THE STRONG, EATING THE DANDELIONS

-Static-

Me: JUST A CASUAL DAY *drawing gore*

-static-

Me: GEOMETRY IS THE BEST OF A BAD SITUATION

-Static-

Me: ONCE I WAS WIKIAN AGE

Cats:/\o(_/\_)o/\

Me: THATS RIGHT YOU BETTER DERP

-static-

Me: I'LL DIG YOU A HOLE WHERE ITS DARK AND ITS COLD BUT YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Friend: *pure terror*

-static-

Me: *watching horror movies*

Friend: Hey whatcha watchi- OH MY GOD *runs*

-Static-

Friend: *looks through my drawings* im officially creeped out now

Me: And your reading my diary.

-Static-

Me: *doing the stupid stuff you'd expect like throwing croissants at people*

Random Person: Aw man, you ever gonna run out of croissants?

Me: no. because i volunteer at the croissant factory

Random Person: *high five*

-Static-

Me: Im stupid, whatcha doin' about it?

Friend: Sending you to art class.

Me: NO DO-WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME IN YOUR EYES FORsAkEn Me iN yOuR tHOoUGhTs FOrsAKEn mEEE

Friend: BUT

Me: NO IM SELF TAUGHT

-static-

yes im dumb.