Thread:BlackDragonKid/@comment-26863232-20181107214505/@comment-26863232-20181111022739

Harley flops off the stick and lands on the ground, its legs buckling underneath it yet still managing to stand. Now, you can see that they are a purple fabric donkey-thing with patchy clothes. They give you a floppy salute, shake your paw, and hurry away towards the crossroads.

Then, the farmer (a rather buff-looking mus) comes out of his house. "Hey!" He barks. "Did you unleash my scarecrow?  You know I kept that fellow pegged up there for a reason.  Do you know what evil you have just unleashed unto the world?"

He catches the attention of the mole, and they both begin making threats of violence.