User blog:Jaiden The Fox/Sup

Soooo

Whats up guys?

Me: Normal trying-to-get-acheivements-day. And the sky, the sky is up.

Logic: Well nah dip.

UHKAY.

I'm gunna give you a JOKE.

(yes I did it like a trollfic-ish)

So, wonce up on a time, der was a couple. They had been merryied for SIXTY years. No secrest had passed betwin them. Excpet for that shoobox the wife told her husband to NEVER open it or ASK about it. He forgot about it.

Uno day, the old woman got SICK. The bad DOCTOR told the husband she might never recover. Her husband brought down the shoobox and asked, "Hey, Wife, shouldn't I know what is in de box?" "YES!" The wife agreed.

There was 2 crocheted dolls, and a stack of money totakling 95,00 dollers.

She began,

"My gramma taught me the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue. SHe told me if I was angry with you, I should be quiet and crochet a doll!"

The old man held back tears. He was so MOVED. Only 2 precious dolls were in there. Only 2 times she had been mad at him.

"That explains the dolls, Honey, but what about all the money?"

"Oh, thats the money I made from selling the dolls."

XD

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