TEH ALFA WOFL

THISH ISH THE CREPPYIEST PASTAA EVUR!!

MAEK SHUR UR OLDRR THAN 97897978097890789780989789-789-87-8778890-0987IO TO REEED!!!

WONS UPAN A TIEM THER WOS AN ALFA WOFL

HE WUS SSECRETLY EVUL!!!!11!!1111!!!

THE ALFA WOFL KILLD EVERY1 BUY EETING ALL DEH POTOTOS AND WOTCHING EVERY1 STARV!!

TEN HE REELIZD DAT HE RUN OWT OF FUD TOO

DEN HE STARVD!!

REMEMBURR NAWT TO EET ALL UR POTOTOS