Nonmember

For dialogue, M= Major, and nm= nonmember

Nonmembers being picked on was a serious issue at one point-- and it kind of still is. This is why people think twice before bullying a nonmember

It was Thursday, and the update was something new for members. A blue arctic wolf named Major Majormajor went to a nonmember's den. Shortly after, the nonmember arrived. "Yes?" they asked Major. "I want to gift you my lphd and 13 black longs" he replied, and by the way, he had these items. "But I'm nm," said the nonmember. "I can't get gifts"

M: "Oh, well too bad then. Guess I'll have to give them to a member"

nm: "But can't you just trade them to me?"

m: "Hmmm... let me think... NO!"

nm: "Why not?"

m: "Cuz ur poor"

nm: "What makes you think that?"

m: "You can't afford a membership, so you must be poor!"

nm: "I can, I just don't like spending my money on video games!!"

m: "Suuuure"

nm: "No, really!"

m: "Mhm. Yeah"

nm: "GRR"

m: "I'm reporting you!"

nm: "WHY?"

m: "Because you bullied me"

nm: "I BULLIED YOU?"

m: "Yeah, you said grr and it really offended me!"

nm: "Wh- THAT'S NOT FAIR! I'm being nice and not reporting you!"

m: "That's it, I'm telling AJHQ!"

nm: "WHY?"

m: "Because you're trying to scam me!"

nm: "HOW AM I SCAMMING YOU?"

m: "You said you wanted me to trade you all my rares!"

nm: "YOU OFFERED TO GIFT THEM TO ME"

m: "Get banned, bye"

And he left.

You may expect the nonmember to kill him or his family or appear bloody on the screen, but no. That wouldn't be scary enough of me, would it?

That night, Major (his human player) had a dream that he lost his membership, and the nonmember he was bullying became a member and started to slowly take all his items. He woke up sweating. ''Just a dream, right? 'WRONG. '''He logged in the next day to find half his items gone, including his lphd and black longs, along with his membership. He panicked and told ajhq. They couldn't do anything. When he logged back on, he noticed someone was in his den. He clicked the day icon, and saw that the non-member was in his den.

"WHO'S POOR NOW?" They said

m: "Uhh, still you?"

nm: "..."