I must survive

I am an animal who was running and fell into a hole. I will tell you about my day because i want to. You probably didn't even ask though.

DAY 1

I was trying to get to America from Jamaa township. So i asked siri how to get there. So Siri was like "GO LEFT AND TURN ONTO BLAH LANE" and i was like "ok" so then i went. I was walking in the lost temple of Zios when all the sudden *SPLASH*. I was in a giant hole. I had hooves so i couldn't really get out. My wings were caught on a few branches so yeah i didn't know what to do.

DAY 2

YES. I really did stay there for a day. It turned out i had packed a can of beans. I had difficulties holding it in my snout, but because below me was a big pit of fire, i don't know what to do.

DAY 3

OH MY GOSH. I'm starving. Okay i just ate and i really have been here for this long.

DAY 4

Wow turns out i was actually heading to Russia. Maybe it's because m siri is set in a different language lol. But the jammers are trying to help me and i deny they're help. I'm curious... whats in that hole? Since i had no back legs it was very difficult to stay on that branch... geez... they're so harsh. Maybe they just don't like me.

DAY 5

HOW am i writing this.

DAY 6

Yeah... they got me out. I blacked out as well.

DAY 7

I WAS ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT DOWN THERE.