Thread:Happywolfpuppy/@comment-31191359-20171003005441/@comment-26863232-20171021142350

Happywolfpuppy wrote: ''Please, SSFGATTLIACC, answer me, I need your help! Anything, please, I'll give you a cherry stump of gold if you give me help! I beg, I plead you!.......She wrote to me to give up. Well, now I'm $2,303,879.21 dollars in debt to my creepy stalker for a really bad plan. I call for a replacement!''

''.......My refund now includes a tablet with instructions on how to survive an animal attack. It will arrive in a week. Great. Well, I'm still in debt of a million dollars.''

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October 12, 2017 G'MORNIN'! 'TIS SATURDAY FOR ME BUT MY FATHER WANTS TO DRAG ME TO SOME FANCY CITY. IT'S ALSO BEEN A WEEK.

''Suddenly, something hit me hard on the head. A book, titled "HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: How to FIght a Dragon's Fury".''

Books are flammable.

I looked around for an open flame.