User blog:Deadthecone/Election Run

hi guys epicminecrafter36 here back with another spicy one. The morbidly obese homeless man who lives in my attic named “The Cone” has announced he is running for election. He has formed a political party consisting of himself called The Taliban. Idk what that means but it sounds pretty epic XD. His policies are:

-Everyone has to join the It Hurts When I Pee Wiki.

-Everyone must hail to Larry the Cucumber from Veggietales due to his immense hotness.

-Launch all nuclear weapons into the air and see where they land.

-No talking during silent reading.

-All homes must contain a trough.

-Maurice Jones is the richest man on earth with his 17 dollars.

-No pomegranates.

Anyways if I get caught past my bedtime of 1:00 PM my mommy will waterboard me in kerosene so coolrobloxian49 out. remember if you don’t vote for the cone I’ll be mildly disappointed but mostly ok I guess