User blog:War Criminal/ANIMAL JAM IS GIVING ME PARTIAL OWNERSHIP

Yeah, you read the title, I'm getting partial ownership of this game. Doubt me all you want, but I'm gonna improve this game greatly. I'll tell you what they said.

AJ:
Today, we announce that a user named Jakuba, will be getting partial ownership of the game. We've inspected his behavior, and his amazing stories on a website called Animal Jam Stories Wiki. The stories he made are superior to many others we've seen, and that deserves an award. We at AJHQ personally think he would be perfect to write the game lore, the storyline for adventures, and have really good designs for items. We at AJHQ haven't really made new items or updates, we just released the same update 10 times in a row. Jakuba would be different. Atleast that's what we think, We are hoping he doesn't add a meth factory, and all that stuff.

My Plans
Pfft, I just got partial ownership for no reason. I mean I do have full ownership of Saudi Arabia, so honestly I'm not that excited. But I will give you some of my ideas.

NEW DEN: Old Factory, and a new Meth Factory den set.

NEW FEATURE: Killing people. It's self explanatory, so take a hint.

NEW ITEMS: You know how some items have power in adventures? We're gonna add guns, imported from Afghanistan.

NEW FEATURE #2: GANG WARS

NEW LAND: Afghanistan

NEW FEATURE #3: Everytime someone says something stupid, this pops up for everyone:

NEW RULE: All users must read Blood on The Club Geoz Floor