User blog:Happywolfpuppy/Feetch

Oke once again, thanks to BDK for letting me do a thing similar to hers.

'''Winnie:  "Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.” '''

Therefore, I am the Master of this cave.

Master:  Ehehehe~

''No, I am. It's in the name, see?''

*Master shows a nametag that reads:

''HELLO! I AM''

𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻*

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Winnie:  AS I LAY DYING,

THE WORLD'S GOD LOOKS DOWN UPON ME AND UTTERS THIS:

"ALL EFFORT TO THIS WORLD GO TO WASTE,

FOR ALL PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE WASTE!"

AND TO THAT I HUMBLY AGREED.

''Master:  Ah, so that is how you ended up in this cave. Well, here's my story.''

"Fathah, see that boi there?   I wanna marry him!"

And then Papi was like no.

''So I ran away and into this cave to pursue my dreams. Hurrah!''

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'''Winnie:  We have a visitorrrrrr! We gotta make a good first impression. How's this?'''

*Winnie clasps her hands together and smiles sweetly.*

"Hullo there, Mister/Miss!  I am so sorry for trying to kill you!"

''Master:  Quite fine, I suppose. How's this?''

"BRUH I LOVE YOU."

Winnie:  Ya, I think that's pretty good.

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 * Winnie appears and fires two gunshots at the protagonist.  They echo through the air.*

BINGO BONGO

Protag:  Man, this is one weird cave.

Let's do some songs from popular children's cartoons. Don't worry; they don't have any provocotive language, but they can be somewhat sad.

Winnie before she got the edges:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNYCevm7qdI

Winnie as she is now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWt7sH14uZ4

I tried to see if they were mostly sang by the same actor, but eh.

Master when she was still a pretty princess:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY2wRBcLOzc

Master when... uhm....:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIZ3m2Rsdro

Yus both are sang by the same actor.

Hurrah for edgy child-friendly songs.

Winnie:  I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIREEEEE-

Master:  I can't take any more of this cancerous edge.

Winnie:  HOPE YOU GET STABBED IN THE HEART!

Master:  My heart is so broken it can't possibly be wrecked any more.

OH NO, I am catching the edge!

Winnie:  Good.

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'Wisteria:  Wait, what the heck? Where am I? Who am I?  Who are y-'

secrets of wisteria