Kitland

Welcome to Kitland! Well, sort of. Located on the island of Kittenlandia, Kitland is the largest city in the country and it's also the capital city. So yeah! I could ramble on about the largest cities in Kittenlandia, but the largest is Kitland, second largest is Oakland, third is Westfall.

Sorry, I'm a nerd about my own country. You see, legends are born here. Well, not legends but something close to that. We're known globally, we get millions of visitors each year! We welcome everyone! Except for the dogs of the super-city, Canitropolis.

Ok, let's be real. Canitropolis isn't bad. We have nothing against them. But the leaders of the large city just saw that our city, Kitland, was larger than theirs some time ago, before I was born, so ever since we have been ever expanding, competing to hold the title of the animal world's largest city.

But that's too much useless trivia about Kittenlandia! What I'm saying is: I don't wanna stay in Kittenlandia forever. I know it's too risky going to Canitropolis if you're a cat, but I don't fancy being a cat anymore. I wanna be one of them, a dog. So I'm going to do the unthinkable, and convert myself into a dog.

Haha, it sounds ridiculous, but that's what I'm doing. My name's Rooben, which is a pretty odd way of spelling Reuben or Ruben, but my parents were whackos and that's what they named me. Everyone calls me Red because of my ginger fur, and that's okay with me. Anything but Rooben.

So here's what I'm doing: I'm making a...what do those humans call it? Furry suit? Animal suit? I don't know. I'm just going to be sewing together a tail, ears, and a larger muzzle with a larger boopity nose. I'm halfway done, and I don't know whether this plan works or not. Let's just hope it does.

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