Mist the fox tries chocolate

Chapter one- The reaction

I was sitting in my comfy bottom bunk and, as usual, researching phantoms. Fang, my friend, had gone out, so i finally had some peace and quiet. Or so i thought. Fang burst through the door as i was reading an interesting article, waving something around. "Look what i found!" He yelped happily. I groaned. It was probably another fox hat, like the ones he collects. I was wrong again. He took out a strange looking rectangle block. I had never seen one of these before, but maybe that's because i'm half-phantom. "Chocolate!" he exclaimed. "I got one for both of us" he added. I took one from him wearily, unsheathing my claws in case it tried to attack. Fang burst into laughter. "What's so funny?" i scolded him. "It's food, Mist. try it!" Fang smirked, starting to recover from his laughing fit. I bit into the bar. It was disgusting! Fang facepawed. "You take the wrapper off first!" He said, starting to sound annoyed. I peeled off the 'Wrapper', which said Jamaa's finest confictionary. It revealed a hard, brown block. I didn't know how this could be edible, though fang was munching away on his, so it must be good. I took a bite, chewing slowly. It was sweet, slightly moist, but very, very sweet. I swallowed eagerly and took another bite. By the time my hunger was satisfied, i had eaten half the block. Then something felt strange. I looked down at my paws, to see they had turned into tentacles. Fang was staring at me, eyes huge and mouth gaped.

Chapter two- Hide!
The pawsteps of the other army members were close now. "Is that you, Mist?" Fang muttered in shock and question. "Yes, it's me, you furbrain!" I snarled. "Then we gotta hide you. Or else the other army members will kill you!" Fang replied, seeming to ignore the insult. He grabbed me by the tentacle and dragged my into the armory, locking the door. I tried to get out, but Fang snarled at me and said to stay quiet. I huffed and shrank back against the corner of the armory. I didn't like being told what to do. I heard Fang talking to some other army members. I made out the voices of some other roof crew members. Flower and Shadow, who were foxes like me, and the monkey voices of Vine, Swing, and Magical. When my vision flickered back to the armory i noticed the chocolate's affects were wearing off. My paws came back, and the goop started to shrink away. The huge eyeball in the middle of my face split into two, and shrank back to it's normal size. After i was completely fox again, i started bashing on the door, yelping for Fang to let me out. Vine the monkey heard me, and opened the door. Everyone apart from Fang looked surprised as i stumbled out. Everyone shot looks at Fang. Fang shot a look at me. I shrugged and laughed. Looks like the chocolate founds a way to make me COMPLETELY phantom for a temporary time.

Chapter three- FAAAAAAANG!!!
I woke up in bed that night feeling damp. Next to me was Fang, laughing, with a chocolate bar in his paw. The sweet taste of chocolate was in my mouth. I looked down at my paws to see they were tentacles. I simply put two and two together and yelled,

"FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!"