Hairline Roast

A raccoon sat down, smiling. "My hair is perfect! Let's have a look.," She bragged, her stupid carrot hat dangling. "Oh... My.. God.! My hairline! Its gone!," She panicked. She had a date today, and her hairline had vanished. ''Knock, Knock. ''It was her best friend, and her hairline was GONE! "Uh... Hold on, Mango!," The raccoon hissed. Her edges were layinglaying on the ground, purple lumps of hairline fur. The milky fox opened the door, and giggled. "Dude where's your hairline? Oml. Give me that downward SLOPE! Got it, fam.,"

In tears, the roasted raccoon ran away. "I scammed my hairline. And its gone!," She cried. Mango had cooked her. #Getwrecked

The end.