User blog:SweetKawaiiPup/Aaron and Steroids

Aaron: *downs a bottle of steroids* Time to hit the club! *flexes off*

(Later...)

Me: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *sliding down a Snowdin hill on a little sled*

Aaron: Wassu - *gets hit by Kawaii's sled which promptly breaks because of my awesome muscles* - Okay... Didn't expect that. Still, how do you like my sweet muscles? ;)

Me: *backs away* Dude, you just broke my sled!

Aaron: DOES THAT MATTER COMPARED TO MUSCLE POWER?! *flexes* ;)

Me: Seriously?

Aaron: ;)

Me: *spots a discarded pill bottle* Hey, what's that? *races over to it*

Aaron: H-hey!

(Upon closer inspection, it's a bottle for steroid pills. I wonder who might've used it...)

Me: Aaron!!! Are you on frickin' steroids?!

Aaron: N-no... ;)

Me: Why are you winking?

Aaron: I-IT'S COOL!

Me: I don't care. You are on steroids. Do you know how bad they are for you?

Aaron: *has ran off* UH, BYE!!!

Me: COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after Aaron*

(Timeskip brought to you by beautiful Temmie...)

Me: *has caught up with Aaron* Okay, first point of steroids - THEY CAN FRICKIN' MAKE YOU BALD!

Aaron: But I like my muscles better than my gorgeous hair. ;)

Me: Second point of steroids - they can also alter your behavior. Hey - *spots a crate* - More steroids? Seriously Aaron?

Aaron: They're cool! ;)

(Upon closer inspection, it is a BIG shipment of steroid pill bottles.)

Me: OKAY THIS IS GOING STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN!!!

Aaron: Hey!

Me: *places the crate in a powerful cannon, boxes up the cannon, then runs up to the surface*

(Few moments later...)

Me: BYE STEROIDS! *shoots the crate into the sun*

(The crate shoots off into the sky, through the atmosphere, and into the sun where it promptly burns.)

Aaron: ;-; come back...

Me: AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS DON'T DO STEROIDS! Let's roll! *rollerblades off*