The Alphas - Go on an Adventure

(This will possibly become a new series where the Alphas do different things. Let me know if you want more.)

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Peck: OMG GREELY DID YOU READ THE NEW UPDATE?

Greely: (Drinking coffee) Yes. Apparently-

Gilbert: ALL JAMMERS CAN GO ON ADVENTURES TO HELP DEFEAT THE PHANTOMS! COME, MY WOLF COMPANION, FOR WE MUST EMBARK ON A QUEST!

Liza: That sounds dangerous. You will need to be careful. Here, I made everyone safety packs.

Greely: UHG LIZA WE DON'T NEED THESE- (He notices the Snickers bar in the pack) nevermind!

Peck: DID YOU PACK THIN MINTS I FREAKING LOVE THIN MINTS.

(Graham and Cosmo watch as Sir Gilbert pulls Greely out the door, with Liza and Peck chasing them.)

Cosmo: Dammit Gilbert I just sat down. Can I not get any rest?

Graham: C'mon Cosmo, if we don't follow them, people will think we are useless.

Cosmo: le sigh

(FADE TO NEXT SCENE WITH AN AWESOME TRANSITION)

Liza: Ok everyone, we made it to the forest!

Greely: (Pointing to NPC) Eww, who's that ugly chick?

Liza: Greely, that's me.

(Peck is digging through her pack, looking for good food. Sir Gilbert sits behind her, hoping for Skittles)

Grahah: Cosmo, look at all the plants and wildlife!

Cosmo: Dude, I live in a treehouse. I've seen all of this before.

(Peck and Gilbert are doing tug-of-war with a pack of Skittles)

Peck: Gilbert, it was in MY pack. It's MINE!

Gilbert: But I love Skittles!

Peck: Gilbert, you know-

(The bag of Skittles bursts open. An explosion of color rains down on everybody. Peck starts crying, and Gilbert is searching through the grass to find lost Skittles. Graham and Cosmo have wandered off, and Liza and Greely are going on to complete the adventure)

Greely: OMG A PHANTOM!

Liza: Greely no!

Greely: Hey iddie-biddie widdwe phantom! You wook wike you need some cuddwes!

(Greely reaches out to hug the phantom. He gets zapped)

Greely: QWDXFCGVHTFRDCFGHVBYUVTFCG LIZA I'M DYING

Liza: You're fine.

Greely: WOE IS ME! THE END IS NEAR! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT! Oh hey a butterfly.

Liza: It's a Tobias Moth.

Greely: Nerd.

(Cosmo and Graham are climbing the volcano)

Graham: Cosmo, are you sure this is a real thing?

Cosmo: Yes, i've seen it with my own eyes. A technological wonder, just filled to the brim with gadgets for you to play with!

Graham: You said that last time. It was a doghouse with a few rusted salmon tins inside.

Cosmo: Oh no! This time, it's much better andtherearephantomsinsidereadytozapyoutodeath.

Graham: What?

Cosmo: What?

(Gilbert and Peck are sitting back to back)

Peck: I'm not talking to you.

Gilbert: You just did.

Peck: Well from now on, i'm not.

Gilbert: Fine.

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