TEH FAT ANIMOL

NOTE: This is a trollfic, dont take it seriously and I do not mean it to be offensive to fat people. Thanks!

THI PHAT JAMER
I had just logged onto AJ and was in Coral Canyons. nobody was there except for... 9 of my animals? What? They moved a bit like you do on Mario 3D World (wiiU) with a cherry power-up. I was like, omg i need to find something elz this is boring :(:(:((9:(:((!!,1!!!!!2!2!,!,!!!!!1!2!!! Naw th stori bejins.

AI THORT IS WAS A GLITKH SO I WOTCHED IT. MAI URIJINAL ANIMEL AITE THE OTHER EIHJT ANIMOLS AND IT WAS OBEZE!!!!!111222???2!2!2!2!!!!!1!1!!2!2!2! AI WONTED TU EET SUM PPL SO AI USED MEH AROW KIS TU MOV ARUND. IT SED MEH ANIMAL IS TU FAT TU MOV SO I KIKED ITS BUTT AND A JAMER KAME!M!!!!!M!!MM!!!!!!?M?M?!J212?!!! AI ETE EVERY1 IN JAMA

TEH IND.