The Ultimate Adventure of Ultimate Destiny

I woke up, ate, got coffee and head towards my laptop.

I logged into animal jam and did the daily spin, getting some sweet shiny moolah.

I went into my den, filled with items...

When suddenly......

i heard something from my headphones, which was very odd.

It sounded like a grown man saying..

"Do you know who i am? They call me Judgment boy!"

i knew who it was, popping in my den!

then i heard a "Chaos, Chaos!", and then a "Ripoff artist!".

And then.. a wizard koala appeared and said,

BIM BAM BOODLE BOW!

INTO AN ADVENTURE, YOU GO!

The adventure was huge and lush.

and then i saw a triangle peeking out of a bush.

I touched the triangle, and out came..

RAYMOND IN A CHICKEN SUIT, PLAYING A VIDEO GAME!

Then Colonel Sanders snuck up behind him, but got kicked in the face all the way to skyrim.

Then in the ground there were many holes. out of them popped Copies of Dark souls!

And then in the sky, i saw luigi!

but unfortunately, he got hit in the face with a window squeegee..

out from a portal, the alphas came and stood.

they just wanted to eat some mcdonalds food.

then from another portal, phantoms appeared.

some with a hat, and some with a beard.

then the ground cracked open, and there he was..

Emalf from the gray garden, JUST BECAUSE!

but then an army appeared from above..

an army that didn't make me fall in love..

an army made of only the color yellow..

THEY WERE MOGEKOS, AND THEY SURE WEREN'T MELLOW!

and then with a countdown, soon the battle begun..

a battle that would be Very, VERY fun..