The Grammar Cat

Hi, I'm a black cat, and I hate it when people speak incorrectly...

I am invisible, I wander around randomness, just to see if people speak normally. "Wow, your so greedy!" A bunny says, I get a n g r y.

"Learn how to spell before you call people greedy. In fact, you can't own a greedy, as it is an adjective. You're would be the correct response." I growled right up to its face.

"Ugh, grammer police!" The bunny said. My eyes glittered with frustration. "I believe the correct term for that would be grammar, not grammer." I said. "UGH SHUT UP!" The bunny left.

You see, sometimes, I mean, all of the time, I get called annoying. I honestly ignore it. I found two wolves role-playing, trying to act hip and cool. "Umm, do you think I should hunt?" The first one ask. I went up to him, revealing myself once more.

"I do not mean to offend you, but I am quite sure that the term "Umm" only has one "M", thank you very much." I meowed. The wolf ignored me. "Yeah. Lol, don't you hate kids who think they no everything?" The second wolf laughed.

"Actually, "LOL" should be spelled with all capital letters. It is an acronym. "Know" is spelled incorrectly. No is a term for declining, not knowledge." I meowed sharply. My fur was now standing on one end. "Leave us alone, fam." The first wolf growled.

"Fam should never be said, as it is the grammatically incorrect term for family, and wolves aren't related to cats. Sadly, you are not smart enough the realize that Canis Lupis is not the same as a Felis Catus." I growled. The wolves said they reported me, and vanished.

I continued to wander in search of idiotic people, and I crossed paths with the most horrifying person I'd ever seen.

"lol hay gurllll wanna g0 playy some skai hai?!?!?!?!1 ill get u a wornblanket!!1" The fox said to a horse. "Omg, yasss." The horse replied. I came up to them and showed myself. "Excuse me, but I believe the correct sentence would be "LOL, hey girl! Want to go play Sky High? I will get you a Worn Blanket!", and the correct response would be, "OMG, yes!" I growled.

"Wh0 made u da boss off me??" The fox asked. "It's very simple, fox. Who doesn't contain a zero in it, unless you are doing math, which still makes no sense. "U" is a letter, so you should've said "you" instead, and "off" should be spelled "of."," I said. "Ugh I hat grammer polices!" The fox and the horse left.

I continued to search, but not many people wanted to be my friend. Perhaps I didn't need friends. Friends didn't talk very well, anyways.

I found kids that couldn't spell children right in the Pillow Room. "Childs of greely at my den three slots avalible." An arctic wolf shouted. Of course, everyone wanted to go to their den. Before they could leave, I went up to them. "It's spelled "children", and since Greely is a proper noun, you capitalize the "G". Available is also spelled incorrectly." I meowed. The arctic wolf got angry at me and left.

Ah. I love being the Grammar Cat.