The Dank Boi-A Trollpasta

(NOTE 1:This pasta contains a lot of dank memes. Please do not read if it scares you btw dank memes are dank)

There was once a meme on Animal Jam known as The Dank Boi. It wasn’t very well known, but it was very dank. Anyway, when you clicked the user card of the dank meme, you would see a black wolf with no memes. The background had also been slightly altered. There was no boi printed on it, just the dank meme.

The Meme first appeared back in December 420. A few normies reported seeing a dank meme in the background of Mt. Shiveer, the mountain map. They believed that it was just someone using a dank meme or a normie meme. But they were dank. The Forgotten was not a simple meme of the game, nor was it a normie meme. This "wolf" was supposed to be a new meme!!! It was going to be a Golden Pepe, a dank meme native to North and Northeastern Dank Meme City. They used the wolf meme to represent them because the final animal was unfathomably dank.

You’re probably wondering how I know this now. Well, I had a friend who used to work for Dank Meme Inc, the company that runs Animal Jam. He quit shortly after the planning for the meme started, however.

A designer called Pepe, (or just XxPizzaManxX for short), had the idea for this dank meme. He wanted to change Animal Jam’s kid friendly appeal and make it more dank. For example, Pepe wanted to have different animations for the meme.

Now, the normal animations in this game are pretty simple. You can slam it, dab, h8, and get h1gh. Pepe wanted to add clawing animations, just like those of a real jackal’s. Some were skeptical at first, but they decided to allow it as long as it did not hurt other players. So he continued work on this new anime.

A few more meetings later, Pepe’s idea evolved. The concept art was very realistically drawn, going against the more cartoony style of the rest of the game. He wanted a setting that would show blood, but the directors shut this idea down. It had to be completely normie-friendly. This aggravated him, of course. He secretly kept the setting, ignoring the others.

He evolved more on this idea, but a co-worker figured Pepe’s plans out, and told the developers. They decided that perhaps he was not fit for this team, and asked him to leave the next day. But Exal would not, saying that it was important that children see what real wild animals could do. That very night, Exal stayed behind. He was determined to get the golden jackal out there.

So he hacked one of the servers, and added it. The original name of the server was “lol c0me at me m8.” To those online, it now appeared to read “i h8 ur dnk mems”. Things on the i h8 ur dnk mems server were different.

Users experienced odd things. In the arcade room, none of the games would work, except for one, the horse racing game known as “Pepe Derby”. If you won the game and got to the finish line first, you would see a black wolf standing there. It never did anything, but it would dab a lot.

If you went to your den, the floor would be dank. Deep dank. The "wolf" would also be there, watching you silently.

But the scariest thing was if you tried to log out, the game would not let you. Instead, the Meme would appear. A message under it read "This is a real dank meme. This is how real meme lords play on r/dankmemes." After about 420 seconds, the screen would switch to multiple memes.

They were pictures of normie memes. Normie memes made by all sorts of normies. They were horrible, disgusting pictures. Grumpy cats, Bad luck Brians, cancer spread by the normie memes. Many of them would flash you before fading to black.

Then, a picture of a real golden pepe would appear. “I am dank.” All of the users on that server lost their accounts. They were also not able to make new ones to spread the dank memes. Normie Memes Inc. did a very good job of covering up the whole thing. And for a while, things were quiet.

Until a few users started noticing the ‘wolf’ in random places around the game. Normie Memes Inc. responded to this by saying that it was just a harmless dank meme in the game, and to pay it no mind. The Meme did not go away.

Sometimes, you will still see it in random places throughout the game. It could be there anywhere from 1 second to 10 minutes.

And it still stands there, dabbing. Watching the game that it once could have been a part of.

“I am dank lmao.”

(C)DankMouse1337420