Thread:Enddayss/@comment-39615662-20190820220305/@comment-37352765-20190823212358

The most recent time I've met my cousins was back in May when I went to SD for my uncle's wedding.

TL:DR, I spent most of it running from my tiny cousins chasing me, throwing rocks at me, and attempting to punch me straight in the d*ck.

And when I wasn't, I was likely being strangled by them, dragged to the stone floor, all the while my other relatives look on in amusement as I'm being strangled to death.

Eventually, I unfurled my true rage and chucked the 4-year old straight off me and returned the favor to the kid slamming my nether region.

And yet my parents still can't fathom why I H A T E children.