Mary Sue tries Tic Tacs

Mary Sue: I'm like, so much better then you. Why would I waste time trying this?

Wolfy: Because I created you.

Mary Sue: Stupid spaniel... Wait, why are you a spaniel? Aren't you a German Shepherd?

Wolfy: I like taking forms of different dogs.

Mary Sue: *slowly reaching out for the tic tacs*

Wolfy: DO IT

JUST DO IT

MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

Mary Sue: OMG, like fine! *eating tic tacs* Tastes soooooooooooo weird. I can make something soooo much better then this.

Wolfy: I'd like to see you try.