DA SPIK KOLAR

WUN DAE DERE WUZ UH JAMUR NAMD MAJOR AWESOMECOOLFANTASTICRAREAMAZINGIMRARERTHANYOUGUYBOY.

HE WUZ VARRY RAER. HE HADED AL DA RAER ITUMZ. EXCEPTTEDED DA SPIK KOLAR. SOZ HE TRADEDEDED UH LOTT UV RAERS 4 WON! BUTT HE WUZ SCAMMEDEDEDED!!1111!11!1!!!12!2!

SOZ HE TURNEDED EEVUL ADN STURTED 2 HAX EVVRYWON! JAMURZ WUR SCAREDEDED!11!1!1

DEN DA ALFAZ CAME ADN WUR VRRY BLUDDY ADN DISFIGURREDED! DEY SCARREDED MAJOR AWESOMECOOLFANTASTICRAREAMAZINGIMRARERTHANYOUGUYBOY 4 LYF!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!

DIS IS NAWT A TROLLPASTA! Y U NO BERLIEVE MEH!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!11?!?!?!.!"?>!?.1?!>!?>?

DIS IS VRRY TROO STRRY.

ANNEHWAEZ, DA ALFAZ APPEERED IN MAJURZ DREEM. IT WUZ VRRY SPOOPY AND SCRRY! ADN DEN DEY KILEDEDEDEDEDED HIM IN HIZ SLEPE. DEH EDN.

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DA NOOZPAYPER!

A JAMUR NAEMED MAJUR AWSUMKEWLFANTAZTICRAERAMZZINGIMRAERERERERDANYOOGUYBOI WUZ FOWNDED DED IN HIZ BED WIF ANIMUL JM ON HIZ KOMPOOTER. DA POOLICE TINK DAT DA GAEM KILEDEDED HIM. WE ADVIZE YOO STAEY OF ANIMUL JM 4EVER 4 YER SAFETETY! ITZ- KONTINOOED AHN PAEG TREE

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"What am I doing with my life?" The author asked her toy car, tissue box, and Riolu plushie as she read over the monstrosity of a trollfic she published to her favorite wiki, Animal Jam Stories Wiki. She considered erasing it all, but then, her hand slipped and clicked "Publish", and the story was added to the wiki. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She yelled, jumping out the window and making the computer explode with a strawberry wand. Then she ate the wand, because it was a strawberry wand.

The end.