I eat coal

once upon a tiem ther waz a wird persen

he was hangry to he ate coal, and then transofrmed intu a chiken nuget d

and ten he ate the whole plenet and drank tall black holes wich totelly not ligic

and then he ate all his budiis includioung pupadorebel

and then daid until one of her pet defualt denz andd he became back to laif

and traansofrmed into everything and then ate everything in the whole universe uncludioung da sun.

da end.