Origin of a Mary Sue: The Daughter of Mira's Biography

'Below is chronicled the origin story of a beloved Mary Sue OC, known by many as a Mary Melinda Arctic Wolf Fox Heron Mira Zios Feather Sue the Fourth, descended from Mira the heron. She was later known as Clover Delilah Angel Flower Ginger Gold Wings Rainbow Glitter Alpha Prism Rainbow Iris Excellsia XVII. For the writer's convenience, this biography will not be written in bold and subscript, unlike Mary Sue, Daughter of Mira. Instead, it will be written in bold and italics. '

How Mary Sue's Parents Met
'The idea of Mary Sue had arisen when Mary Melinda Arctic Wolf Fox Heron Mira Zios Feather Sue the Third, daughter of Mary Melinda Arctic Wolf Fox Heron Mira Zios Feather Sue the Second, daughter of Mary Melinda Arctic Wolf Fox Heron Mira Zios Feather Sue, met Zios. They met by a sparkling water fountain made of rainbows, sunshine, and true love. While Zios thought her name was very... imaginative, he felt her seventh name was the cutest, so he called her Mira and everyone else called her Mira. They went out together for a while before Mira decided, "Hey! Let's make a magical egg!" So, they made a magical egg together.'

Mary Sue Hatches
'A year after Zios died, the magical egg finally hatched into a heron with beautiful white feathers the color of clouds. Her head feathers curled into the shape of hearts. However, the young heron had unbelievable powers! While they were amazing, the heron known as Mary also got into trouble by misusing her powers. She ended up destroying Pluto and creating Vegemite.'

BUT I THOUGHT MARY SUE WAS AN ARCTIC WOLF
We're getting to that, calm down.

'One day, 12-year-old Mary Melinda was surveying the land. She saw some arctic wolves living in apartment complexes. So, she said to her mother. "I want to be an arctic wolf who lives in an apartment complex!" '

'So, Mira made her daughter an Arctic Wolf and Mira transformed her body down to the size of a normal animal person. Together, Mira and Mary bought an apartment complex to live in. Mary bought a bunch of pretty furniture for gazillions of dollars. Even though they are filthy rich and infinitely rich, they eat world-class pasta most nights. Mary didn't want to do chores or clean around the apartment, so she made a bunch of phantoms do these things for her.'