Thread:Happywolfpuppy/@comment-26863232-20180812132351/@comment-30921738-20180822004151

Erm...

Perhaps this:

"Oh great Lord Claweight, I ask your permission to join you beside the throne as a bureaucrat. I will take full responsibilty and act wisely. I will not respond to complaints rashly, and be honorable and selfless in my r̶u̶l̶e̶  role as bureaucrat. Please, oh great Claweight, I beg you. This has been my dream ever since joining this wiki. I beg you, for if you decline, my life's purpose will be diminished. Please, great Claweight, I will act responsibly and wisely."

Of course, then 'oh great lord' is just an exaggeration, but it is convincing.