User blog:Shystar500/Puns? GOT EM!

Ahem.

-calls 1-800-BAD-PUNZ-

Caller: Uh, is this Shy's Pun Store?

Shy: Yes.

Caller: I would like some puns please! In fact, some punny names.

Shy: How many, and what type?

Caller: Any type, and two.

Shy: Coming right up!

Please call 1-800-BAD-PUNZ for your toll free information, and if you would like to order any puns. Please list how many, and what type. Please label the title as "1-800-BAD-PUNS"

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