THE SECRET OF AJHQ!!!!!! AJ CREEPYPASTA!!!!!!!11!

RECORDED FROM THE REALL BLOG OF A COLLEGE STUDUNT!!!!

b4 she dieded...

i am ally

i am nine

and im getting a new job at a really office building!

i am working for a man known as mr. niccals! who is he? find out!

CHAPPER ONE: I GETS A NEW JOB AT AJHQ???
as i walked into the doors of work i smileld in joy! everyone was happy! suddenly an HAPPY pickle man came up to me!

"u must be ally!!! welcome to AJHQ!"

my mom realllly surprized me! OMG I WAS WORKIN G AT AJHQ!! i screamed withh my friend noodle

"good news! WE ARE MAKING EVERYTHING NONMEMBER!" mr niccalss said like a happy putt putt! if i wasnt happy before, sure i was now!

boy, did it go downhill...

CHATPER TWI: MY BoSS THE PICKLE MAN PLAYS BASS AND???
my boss led me to a room wth a large seat. there was somem red likqid but maybe it was just kool aid???? theere was a nametag that said "murdoc niccals"

im so sorry rip

more of this beautiful story coming soon