Da Story

Me: We are not alive, this is a story on AJ Stories Wiki.

My friend: What are you talking about? We are alive! This is not a story and what in the world is AJ Stories Wiki?

Me: This is a story and I don't have time to explain what the AJ Stories Wiki is!

My friend: This is not a story.

Me: Yes it is.

My friend: No it's not.

Me: YES IT IS!!!!

My friend: No it isn't, silly!

Me: *Stops writing* See?