Talk:The Story Guardians (New Version)/@comment-26502668-20151107022256

Purple Guy a.k.a. your neighbour Vincent: *reads the new bit* Oh. My. God. How could a kid witness such horrible things? I mean, I'm a schizophrenic and I murdered some kids, but - *inhales heavily* - the worse thingto experience other than dying is seeing your parents MURDERED.

Me: *slowly peeks up from behind the wall* HEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyYYYyyyYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vincent: Yes, she's been drinking. And (cue murderous side) WOULD YOU F***ING STOP! I WILL FRICKIN' KILL YOU IF YOU BOTHER ME ANYMORE, YOU S****Y MOTHERF****ER OF A DOG!!!!

Me: *whines and slowly backs away*