Cliché-an animal jam trollpasta

(This is purposely bad and no offense to anyone.) A long time ago, there was an animal being created by a mental-corrupt AJHQ worker, it was called the limping wolf, It was brought to life in the beta-days. Clark Stacey found out and made him erase the animal forever. So, there was a scammer, she usually used the limping wolf.

She made it to where people would beg to know how to be the animal, when they traded her she would scam them. One day an adorable little bunny came with googly-eyes. It traded them it's 200 hds (it was a scammer) -*Ahem* what?, who said that?

(Remember children, you can only trade 20 items nowadays.)

So the scammer with the limping wolf totally took all her rares then hacked her-what? and then she said "NoW yOu HAvE gIVen mE yoU'Re raRES!1! PREPare to DIE MWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!!!" and she went offline and unbuddied the rabbit. When the scammer came back online she had nothing and the bunny was now mentally insane, it turns out the rabbit was Fman122 doing a social experiment.

She was quickly banned.

So Greely came and murdered the Fman122, making it's eyes bleed. He painted the walls with it's blood and laughed evilly, Greely was super evil because he used it's guts to make himself clothes-*anyways... Soon fman122 was crying IRl and then Greely came and murdured him/her. So on the next day the police came and do you know what the police report said?

July 17th, 1918

'' Animal jam didn't exist at this time. A young boy and his family had been found shot in the head, it turns out they were really royalty. We have closely examined them and they were all dead so then we took them and danced the jig while burning them LOL. ''

The police were killed... here's the record for them

July 18th, 1918

'' two police have been found murdered with a family of people. We are examining and searching, hoping to find out who did this. Watch out children, they may just come for you next...''