Thread:BlackDragonKid/@comment-26863232-20181107214505/@comment-26863232-20181111203159

You bough 5 bear pears, one pear juice, a pear potion, and pants!

It's evening, and merchants are beginning to retreat back into their homes. However, a crowd is beginning to gather in the center of the market. The kingdom crier (a strange bird-lizard) is on a platform, holding a scroll and speaking. Even if you aren't near the center, you can hear his voice loud and clear.

"Hear y'all, hear y'all!  Recently, a tragic event occured at the West Wings, in which the village was burned down.  Many lives were lost, and many valuables were wasted.  King Larrabrui sends us his condolences and warns us to keep an eye out for the perpetrator, who he suspects to be the dreaded Highwayman.  He-"  the crier pauses, his eyes reading the scroll. "Uh, I suppose there's no need for fearmongering, so I won't read his crazy ramblings to y'all.  Anyways, that's it."

Then he takes flight, presumably to the Yeastburrow to spread the news there.