User blog comment:Shystar500/A message from Italic font/@comment-26502668-20150923043839/@comment-26502668-20150923222700

Screw this, I'm ready to bring in Trigger Happy!

Trigger Happy: *tries to (poorly) imitate an advertiser* Are you down-in-the-dumps? Do you not have that extra pizzaz in your life? Well then, call 1-800-TRIGHAPPY to make your dreams come true today! *brings my puns - I mean guns - out and merges them so they transform into a stationary machine gun and begins shooting Italic*

Zios: *flies in* You know, Trig, I WOULD banish you to hell like Insanity Wolf, but I can't do that since you're one of the Skylanders... *face wings*