NI

Once upon a time, Greeleely was looking fabulously into the abyss, fabulously. Suddenly, PYECK came in!

"yo, dawg, have you seen mah bootiful face? I also lost mah paw-some paint set, so would ya mind helping meh search for it, dawg?" Greeleely was so very annoyed that he was all liek:

"NI!" he scremed so loud teh hole world heard it. It was so strong that Pyeck dieded. Suddenly, Trolliza came wit a coconut chopped in half and making horse noises. She was all liek:

"Yo, Greeleely dawg, are ya ni-ing dat innocent bun?"

"Pyeck is not innocent. She wuz harassing mah fabulousness. This made meh question: Am I pretty or ugleh?" Greeleely asked.

"ur both" Trolliza answered.

"Trolliza, wut do u mean?"

"Ur pretty ugly." All de other alphehs came in and started screaming:

"OOOOHHHH!" and Greeleely was all liek:

"NI! NI! NI!"

They all diededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededed.

THE END!

(who got the Monty Python and the holy grail reference?)