Thread:Enddayss/@comment-39615662-20190820220305/@comment-31191359-20190902183130

my friend group one year ago, me trying to be a supportive friend

me: you go girl, ask that lad out!

fren: but what if he hates me

me: if he does, then throw a water balloon full of piss at him

fren: that's your solution to everything

me: of course it is, that's because it WORKS.