Detective Star: Missing Persons Report

Ahem. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Detective Star, of the Star Agency. Today I got a strange report from a young fox name Twinkle. She reported that her sister had been missing.

Me: OK, Miss, what can I do for you?

Twinkle: I'd like to report a missing person.

Me: Of course, who would the person be?

Twinkle: My sister, she has been missing for 112 days now.

Me: Description?

Twinkle: Tiger, gel hair, white and yellow.

There was a small silence.

Me: Miss, was there anything unusual at the night of her disappearance?

Twinkle: Yes, we were sending a penguin to his watery doom, and then the next morning I woke up in an alley alone. Don't ask, it's been a long night.

Me: I won't. Anything else you could tell me Miss?

There was another silence.

Twinkle: Yes, one thing.

Me: What would that be?

Twinkle: I never had a sister.

Twinkle exited the room, leaving me.

Me: What? SOMEONE WRITE THIS DOWN, NOW!

So I immediately came here, to write this. This is based on real events.

Just a short spoof, hope you liked it!

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