Ascend To The King

"But, Asmo. Why another story?"

Well, I had Writer's Block for The Bloody Halls, so... Why not Kyrus's autobiography?

Eh. Not sure what people will think of this, but I guess it'll be alright.

This is Kyrus's, uhm, story, I guess. This will probably give you more canon information about Pseudos, so... Yeah.

Kyrus's P.O.V.
It was... Odd, there. Cold. Lifeless. I wondered how this place was even worth inhabiting.

Guess it didn't matter. Pseudos of this Category were the types that didn't bother with decency.

Wasn't worth it to fret over, anyway.

Chapter 1 :: Download
"Guys. My computer is being a stupid Richard." Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z complained, as his computer gave him--yet again--another Blue Screen Of Death. He had to bother with it for about a month, and was currently chatting with what he called his 'associates'. He didn't want to bother with the word 'friends'. He even said it himself:

"The word seems too sappy to rely on. Friendship breaks."

"It's always a Richard, Asmodeous." SilverHexxitFights chuckled.

"...Asmooo, tell me what a Richard is..." Huntited groaned indignantly.

"Never. Find out yourself, kid." Asmodeous sneered, then started snickering.

"Dang it, Asmo." Hunt hissed, the smirk on his face prominent in his tone.

"Well..." NunyaPie, who had a knack at computers, began. "Do you have an Anti-Virus turned on?"

"...I don't even have one. My initial one broke." Asmodeous admitted.

"Well, that's your solution!" Nunya whooped, throwing a fist into the air. "Get it, Asmo!"

"Well..." Asmodeous trailed off. Nunya already knew what he was going to say.

"NYEH. NO." Nunya cut her friend off, before he could say anything. "Forget the Gigabytes!"

"...Okay, then."

''   **To be updated, later. ''