Sad animal jam love story

monk
I was playing on animal jamZ and I felt like I needed a girlfriend. nobody liked me at school, i smelled like crap, i dont shower, and uh yeah. So I went to the pillow room and said  NEED WOLF GIRL  until i met a girl named Bertha. Bertha told me how she looked, that she was about 400 pounds, wrinkled, and had multiple pimples. But I dont care, she was the one. We went to my den and i put in a couch. We sat together, told corny unfunny jokes and laughed again. I then told her i had to go to school and logged off...

Skool
At school, my day was terrible, I missed my animal jam girlfriend. She probably missed me too. I cried so hard, I wanted to play my animal jamZ. I thought of her disgusting pixelated grainy face. C, I went to my locker room and got beat up in gym class then i

"Hey Alexa, where can I hide a body?"
2:00 PM, Dismissal time, I was so happy, I darted out of the door onto my bus, I pulled out my phone and played Candy Crush for the past 15 minutes.

I got off the bus and ran up the stairs into my room. I logged onto animal jam and my animal jam girlfriend was so happy to see me. I paet