The story of a spike junkie

once upon a time a TOTALLY NOT OVERRATED ANIMAL (the arctic wolf) was making its way downtown to lick aparri's beard. 1 day this arctic wolf the didn't have a spike so he was a noob and had no friends so he went to trade for one. 1 day he finally got his dream item the spank caller but nobody was his friend and he realised his only friends were spanks so he started trading for more and more till one day he had so much and was really rare. One day a very poor wolf called tictaczap asked for a free spank caller and being the greedy spank junkie he was he said "NU! YOU NEED TO Work LIEK meh" said the spank junkie. Then one day he quit and realised he wasted a quarter of his life and he had no friends and then his mom died so he had to live on the street and realised he should of made a fweind and given away tons of spanks to people so they would be his fwiend. Won day he opened the shop called "FREE SPANKS" and started giving people spanks and then went to jail for hitting people THE END!