TCOAJ Characters Try Chocolate

Bambi
"Well, I guess it's pretty good. Not bad, but it makes me feel kind of seasick after I eat too much of it. I like to eat it with some kinds of fruit though, like strawberries. Yeah. Chocolate is good."

Emma
"WOW! CHOCOLATE IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD! IT'S SO SWEET, AND YUMMY, AND CONTAINS ALL THE NUTRIENTS FOR A PERFECT BALANCED BREAKFA-"

-throws up all over floor-

Noah
"Do I have to eat this? I'd much rather stick with Sophia's pancake mush... oh well... -takes tiny bite- UGH! IT'S ALL BITTER..."

Liam
"I'm not eating this. I read somewhere that chocolate is toxic to all animals! GET IT AWAY!"

Olivia
"Chocolate is kind of sweet, and altogether I really enjoyed it. It made me a bit hyper though... so I won't be eager to eat too much of it again. Thanks for the experience though..."

Mason
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! CHOCOLATE IS THE ESSENCE OF WHY WE ALL LIVE, WHY WE ALL BREATHE, AND WHY WE DIE!!!! FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, I AM GOING TO EAT ONLY CHOCOLATE AND DRINK ONLY CHOCOLATE MILK, FOR I AM A TRUE FOLLOWER OF-"

2 weeks later, Mason got diabetes.

Don't eat too much chocolate, kids.

Sophia
-crunches- "Yeah, pretty sweet, if you don't mind the little pun. I like the feeling when you bite down and all this sugary goodness just floods your mouth, so yeah. I like it."

Jacob
"Mmm... I've always loved chocolate. Whenever I went to the store with my big brother, I always bought lots of chocolate bars. I know it's unhealthy, but we spent most of our time scavenging and stealing bikes, what do you really expect from us?"

Crystal
"I like chocolate! Not terrible, not overly sweet, it's really good! I'd settle to have a little now and then, and it'd probably get me in the mood for killing phantoms! Chocolate is great."

Snowpaw
-muffled conversation about how Mason got diabetes from eating lots of chocolate-

"Hey, that's pretty good! (I'm sorry I just had to) The flavor is so wonderfully perfect, and I'd eat nothing but chocolate if I could! it's kinda unhealthy though, so I just stick to eating some every few days."

Skyra
"I like this! It kind of melts in your mouth when you eat it, and it's just so wonderful to taste! I wish I could share it with Noah..."

SSB
"YOU DARE OFFER ME SOME STUPID... CANDY AND SWEETS!! I AM THE SSB, I WILL DESTROY YOU AND ALL THE ONES YOU LOV-"

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