The Adventures of Timmy and His (Magical) Corndog

Won dae in jama, AJHQ was tinking "hay we shoud ad a noo item too da gayme," so dey decided to mayke a CORNDOG itemm! Dey addeded it and it wuz so gangstr dat EVRYWON in jama wunted it, even tho it coost 500 GAGILLION DOLLARS O_0. Timmy was a wofl and he bout da corndog. He eight it and wunted morre corndog so he bout 72 hundrd morre corndogs to ate 4 al eternty. He was ating his corndoggs liek a normul persson wen he relized "Hay wut if i haked animul jaam to mayke infinty corndogs?" He he ddi and got as manyy corndogs ashe evur wunted. He ate dem all and wunted morre so he made a MAGIKUL corndog that got BOOGER evrytim he ate parte of it. "I nuw hav evrlasting corndogs," sad Timmy, ating part of his corndog. "TIMMY TIM TO GOO TO SKOOL," sad Timmys momm, hoo had sudenlly telepoorted too him. "Okee mum," sad Timmy in his skreeching, ugleh voyce. "Butt mum, Im not donne with may corndog." "I DON CAR," sad Timmys momm. Timmy wunt to skool and gut Ds and Fs cuz his teecher thout he was ating snakk erly cuz of his corndog. Butt wen Timmy tried to lev skool, da corndoog was SO TULL dat it brook da roof. Da police came and sad "DROOP DAT CORNDOOG!" Timmy obeyd butt he drooped da corndog on his GRANDMOMMY

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