Thread:Enddayss/@comment-26863232-20190219024349/@comment-26863232-20190219033021

You take an Almond Joy (not sponsored) from the middle.

....

The candy pile levitates, staying upright despite.

The sign reads,

I AM FREE NOW!

THE DOOR TO DAMNATION HAS OPENED, PUNK!

You hear a click, and spot a door drifting ajar behind the stack.