Thread:Platypusrocks/@comment-36740261-20190331214418/@comment-30921738-20190609182020

1: awww

2: if my dad did that i would kill him

seriously no one would ever dare to do that i would scream angrily and slap them and scrape them with my inch-long nails (yeah no joke)

also i have a mosquito bite on my arm that is literally over and inch long and swelling incredibly, its so huge it's just disturing and alien-like