User blog:DarkShadowThePhantomWolf/aghhhhhh

(Katenka Nowicki, this is NOT a death threat to you. I don't do that to people because how the heck would I even get to them, and I could never live with the guilt of killing anything)

Katenka Nowicki just got the Pyromaniac part of me going

I just had a thought

"Ugh, why can't we just burn Katenka so they can't run around posting insults to everyone? It's not fair that we can't burn anything we want to- WAIT. STOP. NO. BURNING PEOPLE IS BAD. ONLY BURN LEAVES AND WET LOGS. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU DISLIKE STUFF, YOU CANNOT BURN IT UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO HATE A LEAF."

And then I face-palmed for arguing with myself.

And then to calm down, I pictured a crumbling and blackening burnt leaf and some hissing sounds that wet logs make when you burn them.

I have a very weird calming system.