Conspiraspinny Theories

Conspiraspinny Theories
The boi is a lie.

Prologue - Meeting the Boi
Hi! My name is Spookyghost133, but you can call me Spooky. I'm a white raccoon with white stripes (so basically a pure white raccoon) as well as red cute eyes wearing a default ghost balloon and default monster teeth, however, I often use my koala or "spinnyboi", too. Oh, did I mention I'm a hardcore spinnyboi? I literately have thousands of small houses just to serve as shrines to Julian2 or places to show off my Julian2 and spinnyboi masterpieces, and, even in dens not dedicated to King Bean, I always hide some sort of tribute to Julian2 or a Julian2/Spinnyboi masterpiece somewhere in the den. And, like all spinnybois, like to flood servers with flash mobs of bois and, of course, anger roleplayers.

It was one day when I was ticking off roleplayers in Aldan that changed my life, however.

I was chilling in Sarepia in my Spinnyboi look, messing with an arctic wolf with two of my buddies (and my two only buddies who watched Julian2), Hai1 and Nyanyanyanyancat, or as I liked to call them, Hi and Kitkat. The arctic wolf was currently spewing insults while saying things like ": she unfolded her mandible and bit down onto the cerebellum, instantly killing the pesky and rude koala before feeding it's remains to her starving kits :", but we always responded with ": blocks with meditation :" The stupid arctic wolf couldn't tell that both her kits were already saying things like ": IS ON THE ROAD TO STARCLAN :" and ": HEARTS STARTS TO STOP BEATING :" and that her kits would die anyways, even if she got them food in time. Suddenly, our "intense" battle was interrupted by a chat bubble. "You should stop fighting, arctic wolf. Your kits will die anyways." Not just any normal chat bubble, it was one that looked like a galaxy edited onto an AJ chat bubble. Then, flying into the scene came a green and pale green spinnyboi wearing a white head flower, white lei, and rare dragonfly wings with red eyes-- wait, FLYING?!

This was extremely strange, as I knew AJHQ definitely didn't add the feature for koalas to fly. The spinnyboi was a member with a purple nametag with a star badge, and it's username was something that was impossible to get; Unidentified Flying Boi (UFB), which was, one, longer then the letter limit for usernames, two, including spaces, and three, had a punctuation! "UGH, NO THEY WON'T, HACKER!" the arctic wolf growled right as one of her kits said ": HEART STOPS BEATING AND SPIRIT GOES TO STARCLAN :" The "Unidentified Flying Boi" did a animation similar to sighing, and flew off. Curious about the jammer, I clicked on it's nametag. The background of the koala on it's player card looked like space, and it's animal name was "Unidentified Flyingboi"-- very similar to it's username. I decided to visit the odd spinnyboi's den out of my curiosity.

That was a life changing decision.

Chapter 1 - Curiosity Killed the Cat
The "den" was far from a den I had seen before. It looked like a galaxy that was between two walls. One wall looked like a copy-and-paste of Sarepia Forest, while the other wall looked like something I think was from pokemon. In the actual den part that you could walk on (AKA the galaxy), there was nothing but a few piles of beans, which was an item I had never seen before (and I so wanted to have now), and a single golden bean bag chair. Soon, Hi and Kitkat followed me to the den. "Woah..." Hi said, wandering around the den. Kitkat walked towards the pokemon wall. "I wonder if I could walk into this." Then, she walked into it.

That was a VERY bad choice on her part.

Suddenly, the pokemon wall shattered into pieces. "Oops..?" Kitkat awkwardly yelped in chat. Soon, the Sarepia Forest wall came crumbling down like the pokemon wall. The galaxy part of the den turned pitch black, and all den items were slowly but surely consumed by darkness until you couldn't see them anymore. Suddenly, the Unidentified Flying Boi (I'll just start calling it the "UFB", as that what it's username also said it was called) appeared in the den, and it swiftly up but a surprised emote. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" the UFB screeched at the top of it's lungs. "YOU BROKE IT!" I assumed/hoped the UFB was simply talking about the den or the game, but I was wrong.

It was talking about reality itself. (W.I.P.)