The Dank Experiment

(NOTE: This is kid friendly. Please do read it if you are under 7.>:)

A small doge was walking slowly in the rain. His fur looked horrible, as if he had not brushed it in weeks or had a shower. And he hadn’t. He's eyes had dark circles around them from lack of sleep. He was miserable.

“If only I had accepted that help.” He whispered to herself.

The doggo had been offered a home by his cousins, but his pride had gotten in the way. He had said that he could make it by herself. But not now. She was homeless and gemless.

“I can help you.” The doge turned around quickly at the sound of the voice. To her surprise, there stood grOOly, the wolf alpha.

“GrOOly.” She said, breathless. “What are you doing here? I thought you preferred the memes.”

He looked at her for a minute before replying. “I heard you call for help.” He said.

She gasped. He wanted to help her? But she was only a dOge. She did not say this, because she knew now that it was unwise to decline help again.

“Thank you, GROOLY!” She said happily, bouncing a little bit. GrOOly lifted a paw, a sign for her to stop and LISTEN.

“I will help you on one condition. If you come back with me, I shall give you what you deserve.” GrOOly said bluntly. The Doge smiled. She did deserve something bad in her life, so she agreed.

Jk it was a fox lol....

The fox was slightly nervous when she saw where they were going. It looked like a hybrid den of metal and 💩. The inside was not much better. It looked a lot like a laboratory. Perhaps he wanted her to help him with Phantom experiments.

“So, you test on Phantoms?” She asked curiously.

He thought for a minute, and then nodded.

“Yes. In fact, that’s the reason why you’re here. I need help with a test for the phantoms.” GrOOly replied, walking over to a tablespoon.

There were skeletons and period blood on it. He pointed to a brown liquid that read "Poop Disease."

“What’s Poop Disease?” The fox asked. She was scared of it. It sounded bOotyFul.

“This is what I will be testing on a Phantom. I’m trying to see if it will actually infect an animal, the phantom. I have tried it on plants, but I must see it in real action.” He replied.

“So what do you want me to do, Grooly?” She asked quietly. He turned to her, and suddenly knocked her to the floor. He grabbed the tiny fox in his huge jaws and carried her over to a tablespoon.

He was going to experiment on her.

BRUH HE IS TRYING TO KILL HER!

“No!” She screeched as he locked her paws onto the tablespoons so that she could not move. GrOOly turned away and grabbed the vial of pOOp Disease.

“I’m just going to give you a little shot.” He said creepy. “You’ve eaten shit before, so you know it’ll be fine.” GrOOly filled up a 🥄 with the liquid, and then stabbed it into her front leg. He then stepped back to watch.

At first, it seemed as if nothing had happened. The fox sighed with relief. It must not work on animals and phantoms, she thought. But only a second later, everything changed.

It was if she was being eaten alive. The liquid was slowly turning her paws dank. Dead dank. She let out a bloodcurdling scream. GrOOly watched pleasantly, taking some notes on a piece of shit. This was all simply amusing to him.

The 💩 jk... was crawling up her legs now, until they too were SODA. The poop was growing worse, and she was yowling for her po po life. And then it reached her heart. It all stopped for a moment. I’m 💀, she thought. It’s all over…

But she could not have been more wrong. It was only the beginning of the poop.

The poop was crushing her organs from the inside. She saw that she had cuts on her sides. Pus flowed from them.

It then reached her head, and then she was completely dank. Her eyes bulged, turning disgusting shit and mucus shades. They almost exploded from pressure.

“GrOely!” She screeched, writhing in pain. “I did not deserve this!”

He looked disappointed. “Of course you do. I saw that you were in p41n, so I decided to give you d34th. You deserved the simple quietness of d34th. I’ve actually done you a huge favor.”

The fox suddenly could not take it anymore, and let the poop disease take her. The light in her eyes disappeared, and she felt limp.

GrOOly examined her for a minute, obviously satisfied with this result. This would teach the phantoms for sure, he thought, smiling.

“LOza! It has worked.” He shouted over his shoulder. Out of the shadows emerged the panda alpha. She too was smiling.

“Good.” She replied.

TTO BE CONTINUED HUE HUE HUE HUEH UEH UEH UECHUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

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