The goat who tragically believed she was a cat.

''The tragic story of the teenage girl who believed she was a goat. If anyone is reading this, help her, please!!''  May, 1986.

''Audrey jameson has been running around like a cat--ever since her "mother" left her, complaining that she kicked her actual son. This is indeed, very tragic. Nobody would want to lose they're child like this. We have been trying to find Audrey's parents. If you have her number, call us please.''

Thank you, Jamaa police.

Audrey was a teenager. She usually and almost always shopped--that's what she spent most of her life doing--she was a cat-lady and also always kept her hooves painted. She hated dirt and getting dirty, she loved doing fun things such as: going to parties, hanging out with friends (etc.) She always got into some kind of argument with her parents.

one day Audrey as at the mall, the cashier had angered her. Audrey frowned "Why u gotta be so mean?" she asked, then flipped the little bit of hair she had "Ugh, I am giving a bad review!" "Miss, i'm sorry i couldn't lower the price."

Audrey was now infuriated "If another word comes out of your mouth i will-"

"Audrey!" her parents cried, they were upset. Audrey looked in the cashier's hand, he was holding a phone

"How could you!?"

"'tis they're responsibility to keep you under control."

"You lyring wo-"

"Audrey!" They both sped over "You are so upsetting!" Audrey looked over                                                                        "Ugh mom!"

"No. I don't want to hear it."

"B-bu-but-"

"No Audrey, you are grounded for five months!, you have done this too many times!" Both parents said at the same time.

Audrey frowned and tore out her earrings "I hate you!" she stomped them into the ground "Never talk to me again! Oh and by the way, i'm becoming a cat!"

Audrey ran out.

And alas this is where it all started.

Audrey sat in the pillow room "adapt me!" No one listened "adapt me or else!" she hollered. One person looked over. "What a cute kitty-cat!" She looked down at her son "Want her?"

"yes!, yes!, Yes!" He did grabby-paws at the kitty.

Audrey smiled, she didn't need parents anymore. "five months later.""Tom honey! What happened?!" The child sat there crying "Tom?" "The kitty kicked me!" he sniffled "because i wouldn't feed her for the fourth time!"

"She is going back to the adoption center!"

Audrey sat there, she wasn't happy. Not the least bit.

that's the end.

Audrey never found her parents and they say she's still there.