Sparkle Sunnysun

It all began... Um... One second, please. OK, it all began with a rumor. The rumor involved a strange Kangaroo named Sparkle Sunnysun. She — or he — was a creepy, bloody kangaroo. Sparkle lived in a haunted mansion... or did they? They were always seen on a hill north of a pond of green goo, so no one knows if Sparkle lived IN the mansion. Anyway, I went to the haunted mansion to check it out. Of course, I didn’t see Sparkle IN the mansion. Therefore, I went to the hill north of the goo pond. Then, I saw a shocking sight. It was Sparkle Sunnysun! Their bloody body disgusted me. However, I started to giggle soon after. Day came just a few minutes after I found Sparkle, revealing their true form! Yes, I said day, but yet, it was night... or was it? The moon was replaced by the sun, but it was still dark, and the stars remained. Sparkle wasn’t creepy at all! Well, they were, but not creepy as in scary. They were creepy in a different way. They were a kangaroo still, but they wore Hypnosis Glasses... or at least I think that’s what those things on Sparkle’s eyes were. That’s when I found out Sparkle was a boy! He had a mustache that just couldn’t be fake. He also wore a black snowflake hoodie and cowboy boots that came with pants. That’s when he finally spoke... “Hellooooo! I Sparkle Sunnysun! Who you?” In response, I said, “Um... I’m Lieutenant Speedypanda. Nice to meet you, I guess.” “Hi! I Sparkle Sunnysun! Who you?” “I just told you...” “Well nice to meet you, Donald Trumppanda! I Sparkle Sunnysun!” “I’m Lieutenant Speedypanda...” “You like meme? Me too! Let talk about meme!” “No... just stop...” “I need keep go? OK! I keep go!” “Bye!” “Hallo! I Sparkle Sunnysun! Who you?” “I can’t take it anymore...!” “Hola! I Sparkle Sunnysun! Wh-“ Before he could finish his sentence, I stuck an apple into his mouth and took a picture. I ran off to the Jamaa Journal editor’s den to ask if they could upload the picture I took. That’s why, if you see a picture of a weird kangaroo in the Jamaa Journal, you’ll know it was Sparkle Sunnysun. The end! Wait, was that the end? Yeah, pretty sure it was. “Bonjour! I Sparkle Sunnysun! Who y-“ “SHUT IT!” I yelled. OK. THAT’S the end.