Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26510374-20170515234639/@comment-32239721-20170522040042

DOGS ARE EATING THE POTATO GRASSHOPPERS

THERE'S A GODZILLA IN THE BACKYARD STEPPING ON THE GAS TANKS

25 IS EQUAL TO 34,287

THE BOOGER GODS HAVE CURSED MY HOMEWORK

A COUGAR IS DRINKING TOXICATED BASEBALLS

COME TO THE CARNIVAL, WE HAVE KETCHUP SUSHI

MY WIFI GOT POURED OUT BY LUKE SKYWALKER

LEMONADE IS FLOODING TAIWAN AND KILLING ALL THE GHOSTS

-wakes up in mental hospital and realizes I've been talking in my sleep-