Thread:Happywolfpuppy/@comment-26863232-20180812132351/@comment-30921738-20180916191911

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" Akurle screamed. She opened her derp box and closed it again, then started rapidly opening and closing the derp box. But nothing came out.

"UGH YOU GUYS LIKE NOOBS!" FAK screamed, wiggling out of Akurle's grasp. She started to do a weird dance, while floating away and slowly spinning at the same time. She just happened to bump into AAK, who hadn't found anything but emptiness after leaving so she had decided to come back. She growled in anger and grabbed FAK, then crumpled her up like a peice of paper. She threw FAK in a random direction and stomp-floated over to Akurle.

"This place is ridiculous! How the heck are we-" AAK froze when she saw the Unhappy Thing charging at Team Derb Kirp, ready to swallow them whole. Her eyes lit up. She loved to fight, so this was like a dream come true. She charged at the Unhappy Thing and started punching him are hard as she could. And that was very hard. But it seemed useless, as the Unhappy Thing was enormous. This made AAK angry, which was her specialty.

"WHY, YOU HORRIBLE, NASTY-" AAK started to grow larger and flames spurted out of her head. Her eyes also lit on fire, which was scientifically impossible. She was now half the size of the UNHAPPY THING.

"I WILL *bleep*ING KILL YOU, YOU HORRIBLE *bleep bleep bleep bleep* UNHAPPY THING!" With that, AAK started punching and clawing the Unhappy Thing.

"Geez! Your no christain if you talk like that!" FAK whined. SAK curled up into an even tighter ball and tears poured out. FAK ran over and started dribbling SAK like a basketball, which made even more tears spill out. HAK screamed and grabbed SAK away from her, and carried her back to Akurle, who was frozen in shock.

"Oh, isn't this lovely! AAK has unlocked her true power of anger! Oh, I wish I coul unlock mine, but that is totally fine if I don't! I'm happy the way I am. Isn't that right, Sad AK?" HAK said joyfully.

SAK uncurled the smallest bit and nodded at HAK. Then she started crying. "Y-y-your always so h-h-happy! I w-wish I could be as *sniffle* happy as you! WAAAAAAH, WAHAHAHAHA!!!" She curled up again.

Akurle sighed. She looked around and noticed that Akurle.ex was gone, and Heykurle was covering her face and crying. "My queens! They fight against each other! Whatever will I do!!!!!!!! I can't serve them all if they want to kill each other!!!"

FAK ran up to Heykurle. "Hey dude, I can TOTALLY put you out of your misery! Hah, Akurle doesn't need you anymore, anyway!" Before Akurle could react and save Heykurle, FAK did something very, VERY brutal. Next thing you know, Heykurle exploded into glittering sparkles. FAK started laughing and did another weird dance.

"FAK! What the heck was that for!" Akurle screamed.

FAK shrugged. "She was no use to you. Also, she was being torn apart by the need to serve all her queens. And I mean that literally. She was going to turn into three Heykurles; Wolfkurle, Happykurle, and Puppykurle. You have too many OC's, so I couldn't let that happen. I KNOW EVERYTHING, BLARBLARBLARBLARBLAR!" FAK ran away.