User:Mended Mooncalf

"About a WEEK AGO, GRAHAM was RUN OVER by Greely's GOLD LAMBORGHINI. Unfortunately, the PHANTOMS have stolen all of our FLOWERS! I need your help to COLLECT THEM again, but watch out for those rotten PHANTOMS. Good luck!"

- me on wiki chat

formerly claweight/claw machine   this is here to move  the gotdam text down down!!! g o!!! ok  

MEWSIC
albums i binge a lot on repeat when i dont know what else to do:

FEVER DREAM by Of Monsters And Men

A Familiar Space by The Juice is Okay

Dear Wormwood by The Oh Hellos

Chronologic by Caravan Palace

Bambi by Hippo Campus

Demos II by Hippo Campus

Paracosm by Washed Out

quotes from the cursed discord
"never forget demetrius"

- unfortunateson

"Me after I beat you to death for your crimes against humanity and desecrate your skeletal remains in the name of America's legacy"

- me

"I'm gonna invest in shrek nukes noe"

- sealz

"burger King foot lettucr"

- channel description of the trough

"then, when the time comes i suffocate them to death with axe spray"

- unfortunateson

"I have a sharpened gun under my pillow and i will use it if any of you atrocities draw near"

- me

"(image of a flight rising dragon scry) mood"

- enddayss

"Sans from Undertale"

- unfortunateson

"Crazy Frog is going to be very upset with you and then you will be sorry buster"

- me

"Cereal but it's just piss"

- enddayss

"ok dr ferdinand"

- ice

"(NUMEROUS ATROCITIES TOO CURSED TO DESCRIBE ON THIS FAMILY FRIENDLY WIKI)"

- sealz

there are more funnies but i cannot include them because it say naughty word

STORIES
almost always open to collabs hmu

disclaimer: writing is an integral part of my being and my only cope for nearly every situation. i write here to take my mind off of things and it significantly lowers my stress levels when i work on one of my stories without much regard to quality since i focus on getting it out there like a big essay of a discord vent so expect any story listed here to be first rough draft level bad. i typically try to go through and edit and revise stories later after i finish them, but most updates i just write all in one go and post with minimal editing, so stories may be of questionable form when they're recently updated

HUMILITY

The HUMILITY timeline or alternate universe takes place in a Jamaa that is rife with magic and a frantic, destructive drive from its formerly feral inhabitants to evolve and attain a thing called "humanity," abandoning their primitive roots and the roles of predator and prey as a select few species evolve into an intelligent sentience, dividing them from their feral brethren.

The stories of the people of HUMILITY and their struggles with their abilities, their identities, their emotions, their inevitable pasts and futures, and the ongoing internal war between "ferality" and "humanity" embedded deep within each and every soul who dares call itself Human are cataloged here.

Stolid - Completed

August 2019 - October 2019.

In the year 7057, magic is widespread and accepted, and has been so for quite some time. Magic users have finally risen from the woodwork, and with them the phantoms and their second modern surge of attack on Jamaa. Backed by an odd and powerful magical force of phantom-converted people known as Specters, the Jamaasian Army General, Greely Lurkshadow, commissions an assassin known as a Magicslayer: "Marten Gloomwade," or, as he quietly knows himself to be, "Stolid."

Emotion must be cast aside for this line of work, but as the days run by on the most dangerous mission he's ever faced, "Stolid" feels his stoicism and simple-mindedness wearing away into a deep, confusing, aching longing. Forced to confront the frustrating thing known as the human psyche, "Stolid" must realize himself in time to push his companions into something greater than the self, for, perhaps, it is enough to realize the love buried in your heart, and it is enough to be dragged down by your own pain in order to open the exit beyond yourself.

Second Child, Restless Child - Ongoing

October 2019 - Present.

In the year 6860, Jamaa is desperate for mages springing up from the woodwork, as the phantoms have once again appeared to plague the land. Children with the gifts they require are snatched by law from their homes and taken to live at magic training schools across Jamaa.

Mother Falcon, a magic user studying the unusual art of shapeshifting and a matron and caretaker in one such school in the Arctic Rookery, has always opposed these senseless laws, but her cries and her losses to these rules fall upon deaf ears. Likewise, her despairing, alarming urge to attain human flight is discouraged by those around her and dismissed as impractical-- the army doesn't need flight, and the legends of heartstones of sentient flying animals have been ignored through the ages.

The only instance of modern flight Mother Falcon knows is the flight of the passerine, songbirds and crows and all sorts of small creatures taunting her in the trees. But that is enough to spur her onward, taking four students under her wing and urging herself and her pupils towards escape from these binding, life-ending laws. First, however, she must realize if she wishes to fly in order to fight for what she loves, or to flee from the life she hates.

ALTERNATE

sometimes you gotta get silly...... go stupid...

Eden - Ongoing

October 2019 - Present

Eden is a story of the Garden and its inhabitants. Most have only known paradise their entire lives, and that is how, they assume, it will always be. However, it is one day that a terrible force is unearthed, and the outside world grows resentfully aware of the Garden. Faced with this dual threat, and being too lazy to deal with it themselves, the Garden-dwellers are called to arms by the gods who created the Garden in Zios and Mira's absence. Together, they suffer through the outside world on a despairing quest to save Jamaa and their Garden, as well as come to terms with the real world outside of their fickle, sheltered paradise.

Not part of the HUMILITY timeline.

ART/OC
if for whatever reason you want to give me art just hit me with either like. a character from my story or him. full ref coming soon iguess, the only important missing information is that he has four fingers on each hand and he has two eyes the same color as his normal eyes on the palms of his hands

yes i know the legs are placed somewhat wonkily dont @ me