Types Of Jammers

NUMBER ONE. NUMBER ONE.

THIS ONE AGGRIVATES ME SO BAD.

The minor troller.

I see these guy alot. They usually say "LOL UR IN A RP WER UR DED NUW." And i want no part in it. They then rage at me. Seriously annoying but geez WHIP OUT THE POPCORRRRNNNN!

Number 2. These guys are kinda aggrivating but not as nearly as the Minor Troller.

The SUPER DUPER RAR GEY WITH EVERY RAR EVEN MAGENTA LONG BLACK KOLLOR WITH BLACK JAMAALIDEY SACKS ATTECHED.

UGH. So here is how it goes.

Me: I got about 21 rare (i dont it is an example)

Rare Guy: Lol i got 1000.

Me: Your entire inventory?

Rare Guy: I got all the alpha stuff and magenta and glitched and rare. Lol YOUR SO UNRARE LIKE OMG YOU SUK CUZ U NOT RAR.

Me: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH YOU GUYS ARE SO ANNOYING!

Number 3. I am one of these guys.

The Roleplayer who is TOTALLY A WARRIOR CAT AND NOT A WOLF IN A CHILDRENS GAME RIPPING APART A BUNNEH!

Roleplayer: Qq Attacks Cheetah and kills qQ

Me: Wut?

Roleplayer: You cannot talk your ded. You are roleplaying.

Me: No im just buying plants.

Roleplayer: NO YUER NAT!

Me: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH *explodes*

Roleplayer: YU GOT FREH CHET NOT FAIR.

Me: You do too.

Number 4. The Scamma Not Jamma.

Scammer: GIMMEH YUR ITEMS SO I CAN GIVE YOU BETTER!

Me: Uhhhh nooooo.

Scammer: NOW OR I REPORT U CALLING AJHQ RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOW

Me: Im going to roleplay you now Qq GORILY TEARS APART AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE qQ HAPPENEH NOW?!

Number 5. Mate Begger.

I HATE THEM. SO MUCH. SO MUUUUUUUUUCH

MB: Your wearing black and blue and wearing spiky boy stuff! U Must be a boy! Be my mate! *blush emoticon then heart enoticon*

Me: Oh noes. HEY GET AWAY FROM ME!

MB: *Kish*

Me: Im going to end you

MB: Playing har do g-

Me: GO AWAY.

MB: No senpai <3

Me: GO... AWAY...

MB: NO U R A BOY U R MY M8

Me: No im a girl. I AM A GIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL.

MB: Ew. I need a BOY! Not girl.

Me: THIS ISNT A DATING WEBSITE!!!!!!!! *anger member emoticon*

Ok Number 5. The TOTES OMG LOL SENPAI FOXY/SANS/[insert normal senpai thing here] IS SENPAI OMG!

Me: BREAK BREAK BREAK MY MIND BREAK IT TILL THE TALE UNWINDS.

That one: Omgggg. Fnaf is so liiiike. Scareh. and uncooooool

Me: I like fnaf.

That one: LOL You are liek. TOTES Uncool. Totes. Lieeeek.

Me: Foxy.

That one: OMG FOXY IS SENPAI!

Me: Go AWAY I am singing a song for everyones enjoyment. BREAK IT TILL THE TALE UNWINDS!

That one: SENPAI! SHREEK! *hugs*

Me: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *teleports to mount shiveer*

That one: Nu senpai is gon. BUT I WILL FALLOW! *sends buddy request*

Me: *declines*

That one: *jag.* OMG U SO MEAN CALLING AJHQ AND LIEEEEK. REPORTING U.

Me: *reports and calls AJHQ and tells them about it.*

OKKKK Number 6.

The supertroller.

Me: *walking*

Troller: *jumps out * OMG U SENPAI LOL NO I HAT U *goes to den.*

Me: *goes to den* uuuhhh. why are you here?

Troller: GET OUT OF MY DEN!

Me: UHHH THIS IS MY DEN

Troller: NOW! I WILL LOCK U OUT!

Me: .-. *locks den*

Troller: *sends jag* OMG U STOL MEH ACCOUNT.

Me: *sigh* Im gonna block them *blocks*

Number 7. CRINNNNNGE

Oh my GOD,

Cringe: YOU GO GO TO JAIL FOR ME AND BRING YOUR OWN KAPKIST AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR HUGE SHARP MEAN COMMENTS! IM GUNNA DU THE WIP AND NEH NEH ON UR GRAVE!

Me: .-. -_- *locks den and goes in*

Number 8. The "Im gunna luv u 4eva caz u saved meh from a belleh*

Me: HEY GO PICK ON SOMEONE UR OWN SIZE!

Bully: LOL NO

Me: what. did.................. I.............. SAY?!

Bully: OoO O_O O-O WUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Me: >:C

The bullied: OMG I LUV U *heart emoji blush and then.* qQ KishesQq

Me: QAQ *IM OUT.*

The Bullied: OHYEEEE I LUVUYEE XOXOXOXOOOOO

Me: *hides under blanket* Im not here.

The Bullied: I GUESS He IS NOT HEEERE!

Me: Im female and no im not.-..

MORE TO BE ADDED SOON! THIS IS NOT TO HURT ANYONE OR MAKE FUN OF. IM JUST POINTING OUT DIFFERENT KINDS OF JAMMERS!