Thread:Happywolfpuppy/@comment-31191359-20171003005441/@comment-26863232-20171005013055

Me before seeing the poster:

''WAOH, I MUST BE BRAVE! AND I'M STILL ALIVE, SO I GUESS I'M SMART TOO!''

After seeing the poster:

I am but a mere, cowardly fool....

''My limbs freeze as I stare in horror at the gruesome poster before me. I would not need to worry about heart palpitations for the moment; my heart had completely stopped. It took a moment for me to recover, and I slowly walked in the opposite direction of the poster, pausing to scoop up a heavenly (but heavy) red brick. I walked quietly, taking the time to observe my horrid surroundings, while also stroking a rather uneffeciently large animal plush to calm my nerves.''

I quickly realized that I was carrying way too much, but, unwilling to leave behind my dear plush or heaven-sent brick behind, I continued on at a signifigantly slower pace.