User blog:SweetKawaiiPup/Malk

Lmao

I'm just super bored

So here you go

A cup of Malk :)

Malk
(Kipper, Kailu, and Evil Kawaii are just chilling at Kailu's apartment. Evil Kawaii decides she wants something to drink...)

Evil Kawaii: Hey Kailu, got anything to drink?

Kailu: Yea, in the fridge.

Kipper: Hey, Evil K - grab me a glass of malk.

Evil K: They don't have any malk, but I can get you some milk.

Kailu: That's what he just said...!

Kipper: Yea, I just want some malk.

(Evil K closes the fridge and turns to face the others...)

Evil K: No, you're saying it wrong - you're saying 'MALK', like it's a disease.

Kailu: *laughs softly* How do you say it?

Evil K: I'm saying it the way everyone oughta say it - 'milk' - M-I-L-K.

Kailu: Yea, like 2 percent!

Kipper: Right, whole malk!

Evil K: Nonononono - say 'milkshake'.

Kipper: Milkshake.

Evil K: Okay, now say 'milk'.

Kipper: Malk. :3

(Evil K looks at Kailu...)

Evil K: Are you hearing this?!

Kailu: Yea - the man wants a glass of mulk!

Evil K: *face turns red with frustration* 'Mulk'?!

Kailu: GIVE HIM THE MULK, EVIL K!!!

Domino: *floats in* Kailu, inside voices, please.

Kailu: *lowers head in shame* Sorry Domino... my friends...

Domino: *satisfied, I leave the room*

Kipper: EVIL K! POUR ME. A GLASS. OF MALK!!!

Evil K: Why are you yelling at me?!

Kailu: Just give her the frickin' mulk!

Evil K: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!!!

Kipper: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, EVIL K!!!

Evil K: No - YOU'RE saying malk! You're saying -

Kailu and Kipper: *loud groaning noises of our pronounciation of 'milk'*

Kipper: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Evil K: SHUT UP!!! Just... SHUT. UP!!!

(Everyone pulls out a gun. Evil K's gun is pointed at her head while the other villains in the room point their guns at her...)

Kailu: Bro, put it down!

Kipper: Don't do it, Evil K!

Evil K: YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

(Kipper and Kailu look at each other, then they point their guns at their heads...)

Kailu: EVIL K, PUT IT DOWN!

Kipper: PUT YOUR GUN DOWN!!!

Evil K: I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT!!!

Kailu: Evil K, put the gun down now!

Evil K: I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!! *I shout some more*

Kipper: EVIL K, DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!

(Evil K screams in rage and her 'friends' shout a little more. Then, it's revealed that it was just a phone call...)

Evil K: *on the phone* And then, after that, we pull the trigger. All of us.

Kipper: K, we're not filming something like that!

Evil K: Why not?

Kipper: It's so... dark.