User blog:Wafflecat7/my super mujestic storie

Once, there was a man who loved to eat animal jam while playing crayons, his name was bob. his crayons name was bob. pretty much all his family was named bob.one day he bit into a crayon and he was sucked into animal jam. he was the only hooman there. all of a sudden, there was a angry strawberry and a giant squid with GIANT MUJESTIC LAZAR TENTACLE BLADES OF DEATH. he ran into sarepia, scared the squid would kill him, as they often do. suddenly a cat named alice teleported in front of him and said,"radda radda radda." she then left. all of a sudden HIS WORST NIGHTMARE APPEARED!!! A GIANT BOWL OF HOT BORSCHT SAT APON HIM.

five weeks later, bob woke up in a log cabin in the woods, looked around, then promptly exploded. the end forever.