DOLPHINOOOO

Hello.

I h\am

Dr. Super Duper Dolphin.

BUUUT

you can cal me Joey.

So 1 dey I was swiming an' mindign me own bussinuss.

WEN ALL OFE A SUDEN A TIGGER CAME!

De tiger waz rlly mene

so it seyd "w0w, look, a DULLPHIN!!".

It maed me mahd.

BECAZ I AM DR SUPER DUPER DOLPHIN

AN' NO 1 MAEKZ FUN OF ME,

AND MY MOMMY ALWAYZ TOLD ME

"Joye, u can du watevr u watevr u want iF u relly putt ur mind 2 it."

And wat i wantd 2 do at dat moment waz

GIT RID OF DEM TIGGERS!

SO

I chargg at dem, liek a braev boy.

BE BRAEV, JOYEY! STAP ALL DEM TIGGERZ!

They had managed to cheat the laws of nature and found a way to swim in the ocean.

'''They saw the beauty of the sea animals. One exclamed, "Oh, wow! A dolphin!"'''

....

Young, ingenious minds lost at sea, never to discover or ponder again.

One poacher gained.