Do YoU wAnT tO tAkE a SeLfIe 2 - ThE bLoOd HaCkErS!1!

SO THEN THE GOAT THAT DEVOURED THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED INTO POTATOES. AND THOSE POTATOES EXPLODED INTO UNIVERSE. AND THEN FRENCH FRIES RAINED FROM THE SKY AND TURNED INTO HUMANS. ONE OF THOSE HUMANS WAS ME.

HI. I'M ENCHANTED MAGICALBUFFALO THE II (THE REINCARNATION OF ENCHANTED MAGICALBUFFALO).

I THOUGHT THE BLOOD HACKERS WERE GONE.

BUT I WAS WRONG.

IT ALL STARTED ONE NORMAL AJ MORNING. I WANTED TO PLAY AN ADVENTURE SO I LOOKED AT MY ADVENTURE LIST AND ALL THE ADVENTURES WERE REPLACED BY ONES NAMED "THE BLOOD HACKERS." I WAS GOING TO CLICK OUT OF THE TAB AND GO TO MY WAR BUNKER TO HIDE FROM THE BLOOD HACKERS BUT I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON ONE OF THEM AND I GO TO ADVENTURE.

I SPAWN IN JAMAA TOWNSHIP AND ALL THE ALPHAS ARE DEAD BESIDES TAVIE WHO WE ARE GOING TO PRETEND DOESN'T EXIST AND GREELY, WHO WEREN'T THERE. GREELY WALK IN AND SAY "RUN THEY ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!" I TURN AROUND TO SEE ARMY OF ZOMBIE SEALS COMING TO EAT ME. GREELY SAY "COME WITH ME WHERE IT SAFE" AND HE RUN SOMEWHERE AND HE RUN TO BETA DEN. I RUN TO BETA DEN TOO.

BUT IN BETA DEN THERE IS BLOODY CORPSES EVERYWHERE AND SEALFIE.EXE, FMAN122, AND WRETCHEDJUNGLE WAITING. GREELY SAY "MUHAHAHAHAHA I AM ONE OF THEM TOO!" AND HIS EYES TURNED TO BLOOD, LEAVING ONLY EMPTY SOCKETS. THEN BLOOD SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE AND THERE'S DEMONIC CHANTING. THE GOAT THAT DEVOURED THE UNIVERSE APPEARS AND SAY "I aM tHe ReApEr Of SoUlS!" AND THEN HE TURNED ME AND EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET INTO MINDLESS SEAL ZOMBIES WITH NO INSTINCT BUT TO KILL AND TAKE SELFIES. THEN THE APOCOLYPSE HAPPENED THE SEALS KILLED ALL REMAINING SPECIES. THEN SUDDENLY A MASSIVE SPACE KITTEN THREW THE PLANET INTO THE SUN.

The end.

BUT TO POSSIBLY BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!! BUT VERY NOT LIKELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!