It Hurt

Make Animal Jam more realistic, they said.

It would be more fun and educational, they said.

They did.

Today I got zapped by a phantom.

It hurt.

Chapter 1
Believe me, I didn't expect this.

I didn't really know that they would add pain.

Pain, of all things. Of all things. They could've added armadillos. Interactive pets. Being able to drink water.

Honestly, anything kid-friendly. Anything.

The phantoms are getting hungry. They probably might attack soon. Who knows.

Phantoms, they're odd, y'know? They survive on positive emotions, but love causing grief and distress. Maybe its not their fault. Perhaps its instinct for them to hunt jammers.

WIP