This Is Darling

This is Darling.

Darling likes applejuice.

Darling has stolen your applejuice.

Oh no.

Darling drank all the applejuice.

She really, really likes applejuice.

It's too late, she's taking your fruit punch too.

Darling doesn't really like you.

That's why you're going to starve.

Darling is gone now.

You're slow.