Pestering the Alphas

This is basically an alternate version of Texting Liza. This “story” takes place in an alternate universe, where the “Alphas” are real and have once again gotten ahold of a chat program. The difference between this and Texting Liza is that they aren’t an artificial intelligence; however keep in mind the events from Texting Liza (excluding mentions of Animal Jam’s meta) have already taken place in this story. (PesterChum is a program that has been pirated from the Homestuck dimension, but of course none of them know that and none of them care).

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[steammonkeyPunk (SP) has joined the chat]

[sirGilbert (SG)  has joined the chat]

[phantoBiologist (PB) has joined the chat]

[pandaMonium (PM) has joined the chat]

[koalaCosmo (KC) has joined the chat]

[peckthePainter (PP) has joined the chat]

SP: wooow gilbert are you kiddin me

SG: what

SP: your handle is literally sir gilbert lol

SG: it was the onlu one avalible

PP: yeah at least cosmo switched his around a bit, same with me

PP: wow dear zios are you kidding me?!!?!

SG: only*

KC: what is it peck

PP: ugghhh, i didn’t know the names would be abbreviated, now I’m literally pee-pee

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: lol

<p class="MsoNormal">SP: HAHAHA

<p class="MsoNormal">PM: Goodness, Peck…

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: it’s fine though lol

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: ha

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: im so glad greely helped me install Pesterchum on my tablet

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: ...

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: it’s a lot easier to type on here than a phone

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: what’s pesterchum

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: the thing you’re using, lol cosmo…

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: oh yeah I forgot, thanks peck

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: uh, okay lol

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: Gilbert is using a tablet…

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: ikr. poor guy is too big for everything. we all got phones lol

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: hey tht hurts my feelinggs

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: this is the internet gilbert, anyone can hurt anyone’s feelings :)

<p class="MsoNormal">PM: Be nice, Peck.

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: y

<p class="MsoNormal">PM: Do we really have to have this conversation again…?

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: liza, even if you had that conversation every day, she wouldn’t care

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: like she doesn’t care about anything but art

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: cosmo that’s not true you know that

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: I think I hurt her feelings

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: no

<p class="MsoNormal">SP: so guys do you like have a favorite color

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: …

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: red

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: ...all of them

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: No.

<p class="MsoNormal">PM: Purple. :)

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: greeeeeeeen

<p class="MsoNormal">SP: oh wow you actually answered!! thanks guys

<p class="MsoNormal">SP: I thought you would all call me a moron lol

<p class="MsoNormal">PM: I would never call you such a thing, Graham.

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: I might actually call him that now.

<p class="MsoNormal">SP: …

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: OOOHHH get wrecked graham ahaahahaaa

<p class="MsoNormal">SP: wow

<p class="MsoNormal">[steammonkeyPunk has left the chat]

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: oh

<p class="MsoNormal">PM: Now look what you’ve done.

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: ...

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: jeez

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: my plants are sad now

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: plants don’t have feelings cosmo

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: yes they do oh wait nvm.

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: Was it really that bad?

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: ya

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: BRB

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: huh?

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: you ok cosmp???

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: cosmp

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: yeah im ok its just the birds were trying to eat my tomatoes again

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: if i have a child i will name them cosmp

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: what?

<p class="MsoNormal">PM: Peck... stop. Gilbert has trouble typing, remember?

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: no

<p class="MsoNormal">PM: Don’t tell me “No.”

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: umm

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: peck calm down plz

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: i just wanna have fun you know

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: i only get a little but of downtime, being the general i dont havw much free time

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: but you have all the free tine

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: mhmm

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: and that’s not reslly fair

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: hey greely

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: ...

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: greely

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: No.

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: greeeeeely

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: No...

<p class="MsoNormal">PP:  GREELY

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: Fine. What?

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: chicken butt

<p class="MsoNormal">PM: ...

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: .........

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: DID YOU SEE GREELYS FACE ON THE VIDEO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<p class="MsoNormal">PM: Oh. Cosmo fell off the couch again...

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: yo cosmo dont break your phone

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: ...

<p class="MsoNormal">PB: You are all wasting my time.

<p class="MsoNormal">[phantoBiologist left the chat]

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: awwwwwwwwwwww

<p class="MsoNormal">PM: I’m going to go check on Cosmo. Be right back.

<p class="MsoNormal">[pandaMonium left the chat]

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: dang it

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: don’t worry im fine. i think

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: like i kind of went through the floor

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: again

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: oh my zios are you ok????

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: yeah im fine lol

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: ill just wait until liza gets here

<p class="MsoNormal">KC: ok shes here

<p class="MsoNormal">[cosmoKoala has left the chat]

<p class="MsoNormal">PP: uuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

<p class="MsoNormal">SG: tell me abput iy

to be continued
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