BIG MONEY SALVIA GOES TO AJ AND GETS A HAIRCUT

[if you are confused, check out internet comment etiquette with erik. warning: it has strong language]

"Hello class, my name is Internet Comment Etiquette and welcome to Erik---"

SUDDENLY, SKJOLDR APPEARED IN ERIK'S TRASHY ROOM.

"Wait what the heck? Oh god... Skoldr! Now what do you want from me you buff, kitten slaying, hot, sweaty ghost who totally isn't a trump supporter?"

"ERIK, I AM GROWING TIRED OF YOUR INCOMPETENCE!"

"Aww crap. I thought I gave you enough lunch money to keep you from urinating on my dog!"

THE VERY ATTRACTIVE VIKING GHOST STARED AT ERIK THROUGH HIS COMPUTER SCREEN.

"IT WAS NOT ENOUGH, ERIK! NOW, I AM GOING TO TRANSFORM YOUR LIFE INTO A TRASHY ANIMAL JAM FANFIC!"

"A wot?"