User blog comment:Shystar500/Neighbors/@comment-26502668-20150920042756/@comment-26502668-20150920221535

Ok...

1: Get a good guard animal - just make sure it isn't too 'exotic' or crazy! XD

2: Tell your parents that you think your neighbors might be crazy (ESPECIALLY that crazy lady) and ask them ways how you could deal with it.

3: CALL THE POLICE. This is only for when your neighbor goes too cray-cray, so save it for later. But if things get too extreme, say for example you-know-who tries to get you to come into your house for any reason or her dog attacks you, try calling the police to inspect her house. You-know-who might be hiding drugs and using them, possibly explaining why she's so crazy.

4: (To be used after step 3 or as a Step 3) If you can, try asking the police of the lady's medical history if she has any medical conditions which could cause her craziness. This might be the best option of all if all else fails!