How I killed the enormous, fat, ugly, lightning-summoning phantom king

This is a true story. You may not believe me, but it is. Now in some stories, people say that and just carry on. However, I am going to prove to you, the reader, that this is a true story. How, you might ask?

By using my mind control powers on your tiny mind that is clearly inferior to my own.

Did it work?

Learning How to Fight Ugly Black Octopus Things
The title says "Ugly Black Octopus Things," but I will refer to these things as phantoms.

Now here is a quick summary at how this story began.

My friend got me a computer.

The same friend forced me to play a sickly sweet game meant for 8 year olds called Animal Jam.

I made the best user in the game.

I decided to find out what in the world "Adventures" were.

I met a fat stupid panda named Liza who I instantly despised.

Caught up?

Anyways, on to the real story. Liza was saying fat stupid panda things like "Welcome to the Adventure TRAINING GROUNDS" and "Here I will teach you how to be SAFE when exploring the WILD of Jamaa." I typed into the chat bar that I could be perfectly safe without her, but she ignored me and continued on with her fat stupid panda speech. She said something about a phantom being up ahead and that I should go say hi to it or something along those lines. I wanted to do the exact opposite, but I saw that there was no other way to get this over with. I grudgingly continued on and saw an Ugly Black Octo-I mean a PHANTOM, inside a pen or some sort. It made a disgusting slurping sound and twirled itself towards me. I stood my ground, refusing to show any weakness to a thing that couldn't get out of a 1/2 foot tall fence. It just twirled there, so I left it and ran over to the next vine gate. Liza appeared, and I ran back to the phantom as soon as I spotted her fat stupid panda face. However, she still somehow managed to yell her worthless words into my poor wolf's ears, and I had no choice but to listen. "The colored RING around the Phantom shows what it can SEE." I rolled my eyes and clicked next. "Once a Phantom sees you, it will CHASE after you. You can either try to TRAP it or RUN AWAY." I regained interest hearing about traps. If you could trap the phantoms, could you trap Liza too? I'd never have to listen to her again! "To TRAP a Phantom, you need to use special PLANTS, like the one next to me." I looked at the plant and instantly became disappointed again seeing that it was too big for Liza's fat stupid panda body. Then she said something about Cosmo the koala alpha that I either ignored or forgot before explaining how to trap a phantom.