Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26510374-20170515234639/@comment-27806843-20170516045307

I fed a PINEAPPLE a rabid carrot on the moon during a party on Wednestuessathurfrinight at exactly 11:04 AMPM when a pig was jumping over the sun. After it jumped over the sun my dragon ate it because it liked bacon. But it liked human flesh MORE! So it chased me all the way to Saturn and we went rollerskating with a tree frog on its rings while a fish married an octopus and had a baby potato with big KAWAII eyebrows. Then a rhino began to raise money for the rainbow-speckled jackalopepusasaurusrexamonopoliz which was critically overpopulated and needed some to be sent to Mars to play with Mary the Martian, Marvin the Martian's second cousin once removed who liked to juggle Barbie dolls and sing into a hairbrush while hula-hoopilating a bockrockblock that enjoys biting poor piranha apples. The reddish-green pears went to war with the purple oranges and cannonpulted blinkberries at purpellown waffle planes and the war lasted for 18374538101829383646464637777777 years! Then Spongebob married a unicorn named Annabellapizzamariwahwahpoppinkikamikamarylunasueanaowquaahkamina (The name is Muffinaiian) adn day hadded BOOTEHFOOL Crocodile baybehz. Le end.