User blog:SweetKawaiiPup/IT'S A SNAKE! Or... a cat?

Sans was sitting at his sentry post one day talking to Kawaii

They were just talking about the weather and stuff when something hissed

Kawaii said, "Oh dear! I have to go do something - Alsia!" which sounded like "I'll see ya" to Sans

Sans said, "Okay." and walked off to Grillby's

Ten minutes later Kawaii came screaming with a snake-cat thing chasing her

The skeleton walked out of Grillby's and noticed this

He was confused

Sans said, "What's up?"

The dog replied, "Alsia!"

Which again sounded like, "I'll see ya" to Sans, who promptly walked off back to his post

"Okay" he said, a little skeptical but still unaware of what was going on

Kawaii freaked out and ran to his post

She shouted, "ARE YOU FRICKIN' DEAF?! ALSIA IS THE NAME OF THE THING CHASING ME!!!"

Sans said, "Oooooooohhh" and immediately surrounded the thing with bones

Alsia didn't react well

But at least every peep was safe

Then the snake-cat thing was placed into a glass cage

And Kawaii hurried off

Everyone lived happily ever NOT because Alsia threw a fit and was grumpy

So there

Not everyone was happy