UnfortunateSon's MAGICAL MISADVENTURES

Welcome to my first joke story. This is the tale of UnfortunateSon (ME). BUT FIRST, THE OPENING CREDITS!

UnfortunateSon - Leonardo DiCaprio

Unfourtunate Son - Leoleo Leoleaprio.

UnfortunateSon's Cat - A Pair of Curtains

The Beatles - They Were All Actually Robots Made By Ringo

Directed By: SOMEONE

Now for Chapter 1...

CHAPTER 1: UNFORTUNATESON RUINS CHRISTMAS IN MARCH
It all started when UnfortunateSon was trying to update his latest story. That's when his evil twin UNFOURTUNATESON burst through the window. UnfourtunateSon was born from too many misspelling UnfortunateSon as UnfourtunateSon. This broke every link to UnfortunateSon because PEOPLE KEPT LINKING IT TO UNFOURTUNATESON NOT UNFORTUNATE SON PLEASE SPELL IT UNFORTUNATESON IT BREAKS LINKS IF YOU MISSPELL IT. UnfourtunateSon used his evil powers to summon the most nefarious thing he could... A PICTURE OF A SCREAMING ORANGUTAN. UnfourtunateSon vanished, content with his EVIL. The Orangutan flew around the room, screaming "I NEVER LOVED YOU DAD!" At UnfortunateSon. UnfortunateSon then threw a crowbar at the screaming Orangutan, propelling him around the world. He ended up smashing into the North Pole, KILLING SANTA CLAUS. UnfortunateSon wiped sweat off his face. "I may have ruined Christmas, but at least I can go back to my story." He realized he closed out of the story without saving anything. Then his house exploded.

CHAPTER 2: THE FRIED RICE APOCALYPSE
'TO BE CONTINUED. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I WRITE THESE IN BOLD IT'S WEIRD. '