A Poem By a Scammer

I've had my eyes on those precious jewels

I'm your friend, come on!

(I've been "friends" with many fools)

Just give me your password, it'll be fun.

(Was that just really easy?)

(I'll take all of your items then)

(And you'll feel quite measly)

By jove, these mice and men,

Reporting me won't help at all

Oh, we'll have a ball,

Just taking these items for myself

Don't worry, I'm not that dangerous

~The song of my people