Let's work together to write a trollfic.

Original article by PPermelia.

Introduction
Dear Wikians who have decided to curse themselves by stepping onto this page, congratulations because you are welcome to add a part. We are going to work together to write the downright dumbest trollfic that will blind some and burn other's eyes.

We need rules:
 * 1) Don't vandalize (Erasing other's parts or editing other's parts without their permission)
 * 2) You don't need permission to add your own part
 * 3) You must stick with the main characters and plot (adding characters from anything is allowed)
 * 4) And may you have fun
 * 5) (Do not disrespect anyone in the comments section)
 * 6) please put your name in the heading style
 * 7) If you have questions feel free to drop a message on my wall
 * 8) Spell any way you'd like too

Thank you, and may you have the best of times here.

PPermelia
Davy Jones was playing the organ with his disgusting, putrid tentacles. Ian Mercer slowly opened the door "herdyhingen daveh juns dunt let da crew kno u play aninmal jam!11" Davy Jones slowly closed his laptop, suddenly the ship exploded due to Ian Mercer's stupidity. The last thing that was seen was Liza' face, sinking to the bottom of the ocean.

It seemed as if there were fireworks coming straight up form the sea, so beautiful, so graceful. Even if Ian Mercer's real plan was to hurry up and die it would all be okay. Because kids, remember, you can't unscrew the water bottle without there being a cap on it.