User blog comment:DarkShadowThePhantomWolf/that moment/@comment-25105972-20180818231808

This post harkens me back to my darkest memory. It is a true epic that deals with the themes of what happens when a mere mortal man as myself attempts to challenge God. This is the story of the GTA San Andreas Cesar Incident.

I had played GTA San Andreas on my PS2 and thoroughly enjoyed it - I actually liked in better than Vice City or III. Then I found out about the mobile port. I was excited, being able to explore Los Santos on the go sounded great. I had beaten a few missions considered "difficult." OG Loc took me a few tries, but eventually I got the motorbike chase down. Wrong Side of the Tracks provided no challenge. Then... came Cesar's mission. "High Stakes, Low Rider."

Let me tell you something. On console, this mission had provided me little to no difficulty. This is because of the controls. It is much easier to handle a car with a controller than it is with your fingers. This was the major issue. If I SLIGHTLY misplaced a finger, all was lost. To 6th place I was banished, to only be tormented further.

This was when my rage began to truly bloom from the death seed that had been planted. Perhaps Cesar was a Dark God of Torment, who had dedicated the next millenia to dropping CJ into a battle in which he cannot win - similar to Prometheus tied to a rock. As my will to complete the mission died, a dream died. [EXPLETIVE REDACTED], Cesar, [EXPLETIVE REDACTED].