The Death 'Glitch'

When I logged onto Animal Jam, I saw someone saying, “GLITCHED RARES IF YOU TRADE ME A PLUSHIE SO I CAN GLITCH IT FOR OTHERS!!!!!” Now, I always loved the idea of easily getting rares without scamming. I am a non-member, so I can't do The Forgotten Desert to get rares. I traded a yellow lion plushie to them for a Cami’s Frog, but it looked odd, like the mouth had Phantom goop dripping out of it. Hmm… Why would a New Jammer have a glitched beta Cami’s Frog? Well, maybe somebody was being kind with an extra beta and they hacked it. I clicked ‘accept’ and got a Cami’s Frog, but a black bandage, one button eye, and Phantom goop-like stuff dripping from its mouth. Weird. Well, I’m going to see how it looks in my den. WOW!!!! It’s so awesome to have a glitched rare! With a Phantom-themed den, it looks great! I went to Jamaa Township, saying, “Come see the glitched beta in my den, but not for trades!” My den quickly filled up, so people went to my den in other servers. Everybody started calling out trade offers, but since I had never owned a glitched rare before, I declined everything. I got a Jam-a-Gram from someone called Trickster- Evil- Jammer- ???, which was strange because nobody can have spaces in their usernames. Must be a harmless hack or glitch. I opened the Jam-a-Gram, and it said, “Wrong Choice! You Should Get Rid Of The Homing Beacon Of The Phantom Virus While You Can! I Created That To Attack Jammers! Mwahahaha!!!!” I was so shaken, it took me a few moments to put it all together. When I did, I clicked ‘Recycle’, but got a message on the screen, saying, “Mwahahaha!!!! Time’s Up For Your Computer!!! You can't escape this curse I gave you any longer!!!” Suddenly, the screen went pixelated with purple, white, gray, red, and black. A slimy message popped up, saying, “You can't use this account or life! It has been cursed by our secret weapon of ‘false glitched rares’!” Then, a giant tentacle with razor-sharp spikes came out of the screen and wrapped around me. Then everything went black.

BREAKING NEWS! GIRL FOUND DEAD WITH SHARP TENTACLE COMING FROM THE COMPUTER STRANGLING HER!