Life Hacks

''Wonder Embertail hacks life. It's what she does for a living. She reaches into the heart of Jamaa and alters it. The Heart of Jamaa is Zios, and he's not too happy with Wonder.''

''Wonder finds herself banished from Jamaa. What now? Pretty soon a danger worse than phantoms comes to Jamaa. The only way to warn Zios and Mira is...''

Life Hacks
Minor gore warning!

Prologue
Wonder Embertail the fox is a hacker. Not behind the computer, she hacks Jamaa, using the key, Zios. She's unleashed many "surprises" to jammers. Oh the alphas know, but Alphas of Jamaa Head Quarters can't detect her powers, since it's hiding in Zios. Let me tell you one of her funniest surprises yet.

Wonder appeared in a panda's den. The curious panda teleported to what he thought was his den, same small house, but no. It was a den custom made by Wonder, and it was yellow with Happy Birthday written all over. Yellow blinded the poor panda as he was teleported to the den center. Smack dab in the middle was Wonder, doing a custom dance. Happy Birthday started playing, and the panda was so confused. Wonder started singing, in a voice like a hundred angels. "Happy-" The den changed. Red were the walls, with splotches that looked like blood. The Happy Birthday signs had blood dripping from it, and it now said "Happy Birth DEATHday!" Wonder's edited voice transformed, too. A trillion demons schreeching and howling, plus a centillion squeak filters. "DEEAaThhh DayYyY ToOoOOo YyYooOuUu," with that her voice got raspy and low,"BlLoOdDyY dDeeEaAtTHh DdaAyyY TOOOOOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" The panda fainted just as Wonder lost it and burst into wheezing laughter. She quickly dissapeared to her den and left the unconsious panda.

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