The Totally Normal Life of an Average Wofl

THIS IS AN NORMALE STORI OF THE BRAV WOFL NAMID AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF!!
(This is a trollfic. DO NOT take it seriously.)

Ok the store begins in sarpeia whear a famile of happy wofls live. the famile is veray poor so dey have to eet CABBAGES and they only ea CABBAGES ALL THE TIME!! the son of the famile named AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF is veri normal. he has no powears or any speiciallalsk stuffs. his famile is very lonley becuz nobody likes him becuz he was born with rar neon furr. they saye his furr glimmers liek the sun in the sky!!!!!! his familt says he is just a regular wofl but he is actually a speciul ARTIK WOFL which is super powerful but he actually has no powers so she is not OP. also shehe has 2 genders because YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID AND BECAUSE ALL GENDERS ARE TOTALLY EQUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

parte 1 the begggining!!!!!!
ok so they are one bige happu familty in the forest of sreapedia an then AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF notice something bad in between trees but because herhishe is not mary sue he doesnt notice it. his younger brother and sistur ar playing in a creeeeeek and then suddenly the thing from the treez jumps out at them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its a WHITE MOCKER!!!! the white mocker attacks the children by coping their words!!!!!!!!!! the white mocker also sues COLD POWERS FROM ITS MAGIC COLD ANCESTORS!!!!! but AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF has no powers and She HE watcheds the BLOOD POOR FROM HIS FAMILES EEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WHITE MOCKER ALSO LOOKS LIKE A SNIVY. soon there guys start poooring from their eers too and only AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF ESCAPES!!!!!!!!! but he isnt a mary sue ok. he runs as fast as he can until he is no lognerr in sarpeida an sevral monsters attack hir on the way!!!!!! so iwill explain this thing

the first monster he enocounters w is called the PICCAL

it ss a gorillaaa pickle hybrird monstur!!!!!! it can create music with its FACE!!!!! it tryes to bleed AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF's eers out but he covers his eers in time with SPECIAL RARE CLOVER EARMUFFSSS THAT HIS GRANDPA GAV HIM WHN SHE WAS A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the headphons i meen earmuzzs create magic rainbow barriers everywhere~!!!!!!!1 just look at the be4 aftur pics i drew!!!!!!! still not a mary sue

OK then the PICCAL  gives up an AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF escapez UNHARMED!but moar dangers awai t him! so he travels out of jama and goes to plant EARTF!!! but he asksss for halp an tnone of the humans wan na hlpe buzcus THEY AR EVIL!!!!!!!!! hunams kill wofls fer there fur!!! they try to shoot him but they always mis becuz HUMANS AER STOOOPID!!!!

(This is painful to read and write.) so he walkes away but he feels bad becuz his familey died fro mthe white mockerS!! so he crieds an leaaevs teer trail behind him. still not a mary sue!! ok so next chapter

Parte 222222 i meen 2.
so wofl continoos his journere along the world!! he sees a cute girl!!!! but AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF has 2 genders so heshe cant mary becuz its AGAINST TEH LAWWWW! he crys more. soon he walks all thhe way over teh world, including water an everyhing. he finds his home in jamaaa an sees his dead famile!!! he crys even mor and then he gets angry

shehe start z to jounri e into the mt shivrr to avnegn his famile becuz she is an adult nowe!! he falls down into a cave beneeth teh icee. "big ice hole" he says! wait i fogot to add dialoge rrlier :(

"what should i dooooo??"""""""""" he is sad . then suddenly a ICE TROLL from skirem APPAERS!!!

he is worred!!! he ryies to attack it but it swingssz itz BIG CLAWES at her an hes leg breaks!!!!!!!!! "oh nooo" he sasy!!

At this brief point in the story, AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF learns how to speak proper English because writing in Wofl hurts my head.

"This can't be happening!!" He jerks away from the ice troll and tries to defend himself, yet he is helpless in the cold. He is determined to survived; he only wants to avenge his family! He has trouble fleeing because of his broken leg... No matter how hard he tries he cannot escape the ice cave! But then he remembers... He is of Arctic Wolf decent. His ice powers activat-

Wait, he still isn't a mary sue.

AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF's ice powers activate, and a ball of energy forms around her! He launches balls of ice energy at the troll, despite the troll is one with ice, the energy is so powerful it knocks the troll out cold, and it dies shortly after.

"I am an arctic wolf?" AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF says, confused.

"My entire family is just regular wolves!" He glances around at the shattered cave. His ice powers cleared out a handy path to the surface of Mt. Shiveer. "I will find the white mocker and avenge my family!" AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF yelled, from the top of the mountain.

But he was not alone. A creature emerged from the cave behind him! AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF turned around slowly when he heard the giant beast's footsteps.

"HOLY SHEEGOTH!!!"

Wofl screamed and almost fell from the top of the cliff.

The giant creature replied in a polite way,

"I am no sheegoth. I am the Ultimate Chimera! I am here to greet you. I shall now speak my greeting...

Hi. :3"

Wofl was so frightened, he let out a yell-

"FUS RO DAH!"

He had spoken an ancient dragon spell, Fus ro dah, which translates roughly to 'Force balance push.'

The chimera was knocked swiftly off the mountain by the forceful spell. AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF was stunned. He was not only of Arctic Wolf decent, but of Dovah [Dragon] decent as well! Once he realized this, large wings grew from his arms, and horns sprouted from his head.

"I am Dovahkiin [Dragonborn]!"

He let out a terrifying roar that shook the whole land of Jamaa. Mira was having a cup of tea up in the heavens, and AWESOME SUPERAWESOMEWOFLWOLF's roar knocked it right from her talons, spilling it all over her copy of the Jamaa Journal.

he is nowe teh dovhakiin!!!
teh parte of the stori whear i learn english is over.

(Work in progress, to be continued)