Blue Fox of Death

Chapter 1 - Lag Attack
"OH DEAR ZIOS THE LAG!"

That was what you'd most likely be thinking when your sitting in Jamaa Township, running in place as the screen flickered in and out of being frozen, the jammers crowding you moving slowly and clunkily.

That was what small but famous fox, who's fur was a dark blue and her belly and tail were cyan with beady eyes wearing cyan shutter shades and blue dual samurai swords thought as she sat in Jamaa Township, seeing and doing those exact same things. Now I know what your thinking. "This fox is Gellyjones, isn't it?" Well, yes and no. This fox is not Gellyjones herself, but it is her animal avatar, Rosy Thebeast, or as we'll call her, Rosy.

Rosy felt the world around her, the computer's database, sputter and twitch. There was a loud and sharp "CLICK!" as she regained the ablitity to move, but she was as slow as the animals around her. As quick as she could, she ran into Jam Mart Furniture. She had tried going to her den before, but all she got was an error message when she tried that. She jumped behind a pillow, freezing in place half jump, but eventually being able to continue after a few minutes. "Okay.. hopefully they cannot see me." And there she sat, waiting for both the crowds of fans and the horrible lag to go away.

Chapter 2 - Those Meddling Hackers!
As she waited, Rosy began to notice that the game wasn't just lagging terribly, but it was glitching badly, too. Things began becoming odd colors. The walls turned vivid magenta. The floor turned a sickly lime. Items sitting around simply turned into white silhouettes with numbers like "#4850" and "#9863" on them. Heck, even Rosy herself turned a blazing orange!

Then, everything went to crud.

Necklaces-- necklaces appeared everywhere. They replaced all the items, even the pillow Rosy was hiding under and Rosy's clothing. Rosy then saw somebody hitting the door, and they were about to come through it. She was afraid that the people would be the crowds that were chasing her, which would worsen the lag. But instead, they were several flying jam-a-grams with gifts attached to them which read "Thanks for playing with me!"

Then things got even worse.

Everything turned red, black, or white. Things began distorting into simple pixels. Items were twisting in ways not possible for them to twist. The world was getting blurry. Lights were fading.. and then everything went black.

Butttttt just for then.

Chapter 3 - I'm Waking Up to Action Dust
The next thing Rosy knew was that she was laying on.. paper? She looked around, and the land she was in seemed to be a hand-drawn Crystal Sands. Then it clicked.

She was in Speedo Sands.

Crud.

"I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET BANNED!" she screamed, beginning to run around, desprately trying to find an exit. "Oh, silly, you know, it can be hard to escape this early.." Then, a default lemur wearing a basic healing staff walked up to her. "I'm Amelia." Rosy gasped. "This jammer doesn't only have an unreleased item, but has a straight up NON-PROGRAMMED NAME?!" "Why.. why are you so.. strange?" Rosy stuttered. Amelia tilted her head. "What do you mean "strange?"" "Like, why do you have an UNRELEASED ITEM and a name that ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE AND OR IN THE CODE!" The lemur chuckled. "Oh, silly, I'm a hacker! Can't you tell?" (W.I.P.)