Thread:Platypusrocks/@comment-36740261-20190331214418/@comment-30921738-20190720182801

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THIS IS WHY I HATE EARWIGS

THE ONLY BUG I REALLY HATE

I PUT ON MY HEADPHONES AND MY EAR STARTED ITCHING A BUNCH, I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIR SO I KEPT TRYING TO WIPE IT OUT OF MY EAT, BUT IT KEPT TICKLING AND ITCHING

SO I TOOK OFF MY HEADPHONES

AND THERE WAS AN EARWIG

SLEEPING IN MY SOFT HEADPHONES AND ALMOST CRAWLING INTO MY EAR

AND YA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED A COUPLE YEARS AGO? WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, WAS THIRSTY, SO I TOOK A DRINK FROM MY WATER AT MY BEDSIDE

AND GUESS WHAT

THERE WAS AN EARWIG SLEEPING IN MY STRAW

I SUCKED IT UP, FELT IT CRAWLING AROUND IN MY MOUTH, THEN SPAT IT OUT ON THE FLOOR IN A PANIC

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