Damon Gant and the Blue Screen of Death

The sequel to the AMAZING, RADICAL, AWARD-WINNING G a n t d r o w n s.

Please continue reading at YOUR OWN RISK. This story has been known to have serious HEEARTBREAKING and BLOODSHED moments.

Oh god lets get this over with
One day in the Japifornia Jail, there lived a man named Damon Gant.

He was probably satan.

But he had just survived a TRAGIC NEAR-TO-DEATH incident of almost drowning.

So, he wanted to have fun.

BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANY OL' FUN LIKE RUINING LIVES.

He was in the mood to play sonic (tm).

So he turned on the crappy computer (He didn't even have the ability to call it a computer), and got on steam and played some Sonic Dreams. He had almost become happy, until...!

As his game was loading, he gOT THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!111!!!!

And he sat, SHIVERING IN TERROR!!!!

Until, he heard the most satanic, terrorizing, bloodcurdling voice that was known to kill anyone.

"hOI IM TEMMIE!!!!!"

Then, he had a HEART ATTACK, and died a tragic death.