Owo

Chapter 1: Joining the fat goose fandom

one day someone started animal jam because they were so fukin bored.

and then they got a wolf. it's obvious because the person was a furry. and then they made the username that absolutely cannot be allowed for some reason pfft.

they had a blue cheese hat because they like cheese but they couldn't eat cheese through their fursuit.

they also got a scarf because it was related to choking themselves but they can't choke themselves through a fursuit.

and then they clicked on the den button multiple times because they wanted to go home but they never realized that they were already at their house.

and then they clicked the globe button and clicked sarepia forest.

they saw too many big fat arctic wolves roleplaying.

the furry wanted to join so they kept spamming "OWOO" and "UWUW" to get through chat filters because they absolutely suck.

and then an arctic wolf said "shout up because you're weird."

and then the furry went to jamaa township.

they saw someone saying "GIVING PURPLE LONG AT MY DEN NO TRUST"

and they thought it was a bolgy wolgy so they went into their den.

then she locked her den.

she said

"what happened"

and then she logged off for the day.

Chapter 2: Getting used to the crappy toxic cancer which is animal jam (jkjk)

This will be written later