The Scariest AJ Creepypasta Known to Mankind

It was a normal day in the land of Jamaa. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and kida like you should be burning in hell. A jammer, Major Majormajor was running around carelessly, until they heard,

"AWESUM PARTEY AT MU DEN!!!!" A random monkey called out, "TRADE! DANECE! EET!!"

Major went anyways, suspecting nothing would go wrong at all.