Yug Ylimaf-If It Was A Creepypasta Series

(~This story is a rough draft. More will be added later~)

Rating
13+

Story
I was at the bar that night. Just about to order a drink when a young woman went up to me. She started flirting. 2 hours later, we gave each other our numbers and parted ways.

At home, she called me. Told me that she was going to break up with me because I'm a dog. I raged and threw the phone at the wall.

"Brian, what are you doing?!" Stewie demanded. He was behind me the whole time!

"Oh, hi Stewie," I said, "Um...can I use your time machine?"

"Well that was a random question," Stewie teased, "and no."

Sources (I think it's illegal to not give credit .__.)
http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Yug_Ylimaf

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