Thread:Happywolfpuppy/@comment-31191359-20181001170406/@comment-26863232-20190205210547

I suppose I could quite easily climb out of this pit, but I suspect that a nasty surprise will await me if I do. Yet, I fear I shall encounter a nasty surprise either way, such as the one looking down at me right now. Woe is me! And Deer God darn this pit, too.

I unsheath my sword and feebly hold it out in front of me. "Please, Lady CBDK!  Why do you pursue me so?  Is it for fun, for the thrill?  Or is there some heavy-born grudge that you hold against me, foolish fellow that I am?  (Or could it be that you're jealous of my stunning good looks?  *dabs*)"