Promo Wings

''"Mam, can you tell us how this terrible event came to happen?" ''

"Yes. It-it all started a few days ago. I had just been trading! I swear!"

"Mhm."

"So I-I was looking through some Jammer's trade list, right? I needed something to complete my outfit I had been making. It consisted of a bunch of festive items, since it was the Jamaalidays. It was also for a challenge..."

"Yes, how did you obtain the item, though?"

"W-well ya see, as I was looking through someone else's trade list, I was suddenly traded Jamaaliday Wings. Well, they looked like it. They had the traditional green and dark red, but when I examined them closer, they were called Promo Wings..."

''"Anything else seem suspicious?" ''

"Well, they were trading it for a rare, and they're animal image or username didn't show in the trade icon..."

"And yet you accepted?"

"Well, yeah- It was for a rare bow, and it was obviously promo! How could I be so stupid??"

"Please calm down. Continue telling us what happened, please."

"Okay, well, I DID accept, as you know. I was so happy, and it matched my outfit, plus it was my first promo item in awhile. So I disappeared into my empty nonmember den and tried it on, right? It had matched perfectly. Like, unnaturally perfect. It's like it had shifted shapes to fit with my outfit. I was kind of surprised. Hidden feature, right..?"

"Yes. Anything else about this item you can tell us?"

"So I kept it on for a few days, until the festivities were over, and people prepared for Easter. I went back to my den, and took off the outfit."

"But it didn't come off? The Promo Wings?"

"No. No matter how hard I tried, they wouldn't come off. I figured it was a glitch, and sent a quick complaint to AJHQ. Like that would fix it..."

"So what happened next? Did it just stay on?"

"Yeah! And AJHQ never did anything, but sent me a jam-a-gram saying it was fixed! It wasn't! And everybody thought I was crazy, cause apparently those idiots couldn't see the damned things-"

"Please stay calm. When did the first incident happen?"

"About two days after I tried to take them off. I had put them on all of my animals, but when I tried to shift, it just came out as a default lion. Well, not exactly default. It had... Strange qualities..."

"What was strange about this animal?"

"Ya see, it looked like a phantom Jammer. The first one, until the virus started... It was all black, with the signature dark blue swirls. It had a pretty cool rolling action, in which it would discharge electricity into the ground. Problem was, I couldn't change back. Eventually, I started to notice clothing appear on it. Just black goo. And it's eyes looked like the thing was possessed or something. Scared off everybody in their right mind..."

''"But someone didn't acknowledge your appearance, did they? Approached you?" ''

"Yes... I didn't know what was happening. One moment I was trading, the next they were nowhere to be found. I-I didn't think much of it, except that it was a bit rude. I still wore those god damn wings!"

''"But they WERE found, covered in goo, with demented eyes, throwing the goo all over a group in Jamaa Township." ''

"I didn't have anything to do with that! I SWEAR! I didn't mean to cause the outbreak! I know lives were lost! So many infected..."

"Calm down. It's just an investigation. So your saying that you had no part?"

"Not that I had control of. I slowly lost control of myself, like I was walking in my own head... I slowly lost all feeling, I just felt like I could fly..."

"Please focus."

"Yes, sorry- Uhm- So I had no clue what was happening, I just knew I always noticed people disappear. Eventually, as you say a few days after the last of the virus was cured, I regained control. I was surrounded by your men, and they explained what was happening. I swear I had nothing to do with this, Greely."

"Take her away. I'm sorry, but we cannot believe you. Nothing else caused this terrible event to occur..."

"NO! NO! IT WAS THE PROMO WINGS! NO! PLEASE!!!"

''"Shut off the recording! I said shut it off, god dammit! And get me the freaking wings!" ''

This was a recording of Ocean, the female Arctic Wolf charged with the outbreak of the phantom virus, lying to the alphas, and working undercover to help the phantoms win over Jamaa. They almost did... Not shortly after she was taken and questioned under Mira herself and found guilty. Her punishment was to be taken for an eternity in the jail in the '''location unknown. '''She is currently up for display, and shows no signs of sanity left. More reports on the inmates of location unknown coming soon. Again, rest in peace all Jammers who fell to this sickness.