A long time ago in the oceans of Jamaa.

(I would like to thank Cuterness and a friend who would wish to stay anonymous for helping me with this.)

Narrator: In the oceans of jamaa there was a penguin, he was a local hairdresser.

Anonymous: What a minute, sea animals don't have hair!

Narrator: Hush child, There is no need for logic here. But back to what i was saying, there was a penguin, he was-

Anonymous: Wait! But you just-

Narrator: Let me tell this in peace, please. So the penguin really didn't like his job.

Sparkle Futurehelper: :Sigh: why must this be so hard, it's such a burden having to do this every day!

Shark: Hey! What's the hold up!

Sparkle Futurehelper: No need to get snappy!

Narrator: Then Sparkle heard the screaming and shouting of another penguin! He swam up there, faster then you could say Crouching Dashsun and found the most beautigul penguin. Gorgeous Spiritjaguar: Save me! I can't breathe!

Sparkle Futurehelper: Oh no! Sweety! I'll save you!

Narrator: So he helped her ashore, she coughed and coughed. She finally thanked him. Narrator: :Gives person 1 a dirty look: So, an evil arctic wolf watched them from a far, but that wolf had used a potion to turn themselves into a wolf, because they were really an evil dolphin. Naturaolly-

Person 1: Dude what does naturaolly mean?

Narrator: Naturally!, i meant... he fell in love with her. But she couldn't swim. He couldn't go ashore. What were they to do? He started thinking about the future, they're future. He wanted a future with her, a future only for them. But how would they pull that off? It would just be too hard...

Person 1: Uhhh... not to spoil it but-

Narrator: Shhhhhhh! Ohmygosh! So anyways! Back to the story :Deep breath: he started dreaming, every night he'd come up with a new

Person 1: Can i pleaseeeee tell them? :Smiled at narrator:

Narrator: Please stop, let them listen to what i'm trying to say. I beg you... please.":silence:"Narrator: Okay, but anyways, i would like to finish telling you about the story. Hopefully Alexei won't interrupt us anymore.

Person 1: Ra ra rasputin
Narrator: But anyways, our brave hero meets a shark whose name is Fairy Shiverpet.

Fairy Shiverpet: I can help you!

Narrator: So Sparkle Futu-

Sparkle Futurehelper: AHHH SHARK!

Fairy Shiverpet: :Rolls eyes: Seriously?

Sparkle Futurehelper: :Quivers: Fairy Shiverpet: I'm not going to eat you. Okay?

Sparkle Futurehelper: A-a-a-a-a-alright...

Fairy Shiverpet: :Casts spell with no evil contract:

Sparkle Futurehelper: Thank you! :Looks at hands:

Narrator: So the shark and penguin said they're goodbyes. He was so excited about going up to shore and seeing the one he loved. BUT THEN JUNO HAD TAKEN HER CAPTIVE AND SToLE HER TO BALLOOSH DUN !!DUN! DUN!!!! Person 1: And they had this big fight, yadda yadda yadda.

Narrator: Yeah, basically that. So they lived happily ever after.

Person 1: CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!