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'To create this, I put the Ugly Barnacle story into Google Translate, translated it into Japanese, and from Japanese back into English. I repeated this process, and copied and pasted every result.'

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died.

There was once ugly barnacles. He was ugly, nobody died.

There was once ugly barnacles. He was ugly, nobody did not die.

There was once ugly barnacles. He was ugly, did anyone not dead.

There was once ugly barnacles. He did not die was ugly, was who was.

There was once ugly barnacles. He, die did was the one who was ugly.

There was once ugly barnacles. Die he did do was one was ugly.

There was once ugly barnacles. One to die he was ugly.

Now I'm starting it over, but with no punctuation.

There was once an ugly barnacle he was so ugly everyone died

Ugly barnacle who he is so ugly even if there was a time that died

Even if he had the time dead, so ugly ugly barnacle

Since he died, even I had a ugly ugly barnacle of time.

Since he died, but I had the ugly ugly barnacle of time

He died, but since then, I had a ugly ugly barnacle of time

'Eventually it gets to a certain point where it no longer translates back. I'm starting a new sentence.'

wofls will one day rule the galaxy they are a force of nature

wofls one day, they will dominate the galaxy is the forces of nature

One day, they will be in the power of nature to wofls to dominate the galaxy

'This is too much fun. Now, I'm going to translate an entire chapter from one of my stories.'