R u ready 4 a miracle?

Mi name is not Miracle btw this story is about a dude who has a senpai its a watermelon.

I walked out of my den to see Watermelon. "hh-hii-gijwk." I stammered. Watermelon's seeds were like so pretty. "Um hello Unknown!" Watermelon said. I looked at its water dripping off its red flesh. '''I'm being to detailed. '''"C-can i date you?" I asked.

-cue r u ready 4 a miracle-

"YUS!" Watermelon said. It hopped into my non-existent arms. "AHHHHH yuss."

Suddenly, Mushy the Mushroom sloth ran near me with a mushroom hat. "OMFG! What have you DONE?! Unknown ur cheating on mi!" Mushy screamed.

"Srry I don't like u anymore."I ran away and we loaf.

Mushy is still out there. Mushy still wants revenge. Mushy says this is NOT the end NOR the beginning of anything.