The OOFperiment

A small brown boi was walking slowly in the rain. Her fur looked horrible, as if she had not brushed it in weeks and had rolled in pepsi. And she hadn’t. Her eyes had dark circles around them from lack of sleep. She was miserable.

“If only I had accepted those Doritos.” She whispered to herself.

The boi had been offered a home by her cousins, but her pride had gotten in the way. She had said that she could make it by herself. But not now. She was homeless and moolaless.

“I can help u.” The boi turned around quickly at the sound of the voice. To her surprise, there stood Troll, the meme alpha.

“Troll,” She said, breathless. “What are you doing here? I thought you preferred the shadows.”

He looked at her for a minute before replying. “I heard you call for help.” He said.

She gasped. He wanted to help her? But she was only a boi. She did not say this, because she knew now that it was unwise to decline help again.

“Thank you, Troll!” She said happily, bouncing a little bit. Troll lifted a paw, a sign for her to stop and listen.

“I will help you on one condition. If you come back with me, I shall give you what you deserve.” Troll said bluntly. The boi smiled. She did deserve something happy in her life, so she agreed.

The boi was slightly nervous when she saw where they were going. It looked like a hybrid den of metal and memetanium. The inside was not much better. It looked a lot like a laboratory. Perhaps he wanted her to help him with noob experiments.

“So, you test on noobs?” She asked curiously. He thought for a minute, and then nodded.

“Yes. In fact, that’s the reason why you’re here. I need help with a test for the noobs.” Troll replied, walking over to a table.

There were various vials and beakers of chemicals on it. He pointed to a black liquid that read “Meme Disease.”

“What’s Meme Disease?” The boi asked. She was scared of it. It sounded horrible.

“This is what I will be testing on a noob. I’m trying to see if it will actually infect an animal, the noob. I have tried it on plants, but I must see it in real action.” He replied.

“So what do you want me to do, Troll?” She asked quietly. He turned to her, and suddenly knocked her to the floor. He grabbed the tiny boi in his aura of memeness and carried her over to a table.

He was going to experiment on her.

“No!” She screeched as he locked her paws onto the table so that she could not move. Troll turned away and grabbed the vial of Meme Disease.

“I’m just going to give you a little shot.” He said plainly. “You’ve gone to the doctor before, so you know it’ll be fine.”  Troll filled up a needle with the liquid, and then stabbed it into her front leg. He then stepped back to watch.

At first, it seemed as if nothing had happened. The boi sighed with relief. It must not work on memes and noobs, she thought. But only a second later, everything changed.

It was if she was being smacked by Jon Cena. The liquid was slowly turning her paws dank. Dead dank. She let out a bloodcurdling scream. Troll watched closely, taking some notes on a piece of Dorito paper. This was all simply epic to him.

The dankness was crawling up her legs now, until they too were dank. The memeness was growing worse, and she was yeeting for her life. And then it reached her heart. It all stopped for a moment. I’m oofed, she thought. It’s all over…

But she could not have been more wrong. It was only the beginning of her pain.

The shadow was turning her epic from the inside.

It then reached her head, and then she was completely black. Epic MLG sunglasses formed over her eyes, and a Sprite Cranberry formed near her hand.

“Troll!” She screeched, writhing in pain. “Y U make me a epic meme?!”

He looked disappointed. “Cuz, I saw that you were in pain, so I decided to give you epicness. You deserved the simple greatness of epicness. I’ve actually done you a huge favor.”

The boi suddenly could not take it anymore, and let the dankness take her. Her sanity disappeared, and she gave into the memeness and started default dancing.

Troll examined her for a minute, obviously satisfied with this result. This would teach the noobs for sure, he thought, smiling.

“Doge! It has worked.” He shouted over his shoulder. Out of the shadows emerged the Doge. She was smiling in her Doge way, only more epicly.

“Good.” She replied.

THE END

(OR IS IT?!??!!)