Silver Tries Chocolate

Me: Welcome, readers, to Silver Tries Chocol -

Silver: *bursts in through the door, then throws her head back and yowls*

Me: Welp hang on. SILVER!

Silver: *stares blankly at me* Huh? Who're you? Where's Jamaa?

Me: Gosh darn that... I'm your creator.

Silver: *frowns* Zios? Wait, Mira? But I thought you were a blue heron..

Me: She's a gray heron. But nope, I'm DiamondKittyHero. I wrote your story.

Silver: So... am I being written now?

Me: Well I'm writing down this experience. For the time being, you're thinking by yourself.

Silver: I could throw you into the wall, you know.

Me: Nah you can't. Anyway, want some chocolate?

Silver: *frowns again* Chocolate? Is that a weapon?

Me: No, no...wait, you're a cat. You're lactose...intolerant... Welp you aren't anymore! *waves hand dramatically* I didn't need to do that. But it's fun. Here, first, milk chocolate.

Silver: But you said so yourself, I'm lac -

Me: - tose tolerant now. Come on.

Silver: *sighs* Fine.

Silver picks it up and eats the milk chocolate.

Me: Well?

Silver: *slowly chewing, then swallows* That was...*pause* AMAZING! More? PLEASE?

Me: *shakes head* Nope. Sorry. Maybe after you try the dark and white chocolate. *hands over the dark chocolate*

Silver bites into it and pauses.

Silver: Nope. Too...unsweet. BITTER! Ha, that's the word.

Me: Same feeling for me. High... never mind. White chocolate is the last. *passes over the white chocolate*

Silver takes a bite.

Silver: Ooh, yes. Not as good as the milk chocolate, but I'll eat it.

Me: Wha - really? So if it was a choice between a gumdrop and white chocolate, what would you pick?

Silver: Gumdrops?

Me: I really haven't given you a gumdrop before? Wow. But the title is Silver Tries Chocolate, not Silver Tries Candy. Sometime else, I'll give you a gumdrop. Anyway, you can head back to Jamaa now.

Silver: But...milk chocolate?

Me: *shakes head* Sorry, fam. You're lactose intolerant now. The chocolate won't affect your system, but if you eat it again in anywhere but without me...just, don't.

Silver: But what if someone reads this story again?

Me: What?

Silver: Well, the events will happen again, right?

Me: Not sure it wo -

Silver: READ THIS AGAIN PEOPLE!

Me: Okay you've had too much chocolate. Get back out there. *shoves her through door and locks it, breathing a sigh of relief.* Never realized how much pain other people felt when interacting with my characters...