DE DURP MAN

DIS IS DE SECUND STURY TO DE 'SPIKEY SPIKE' STURY. DIS STURY MAY BEE 2 SCARY FUR YOO! VARY INTENSED! YUR EYEZ MAY NOOT BEE ABLE TOO HANDL DE SUPIRIOR AMAZINESS!

CHAPTUR WON! LIZZA AND DE VEGTABLE (SKARY ALURT!)
AZ YOO KNO, GREELEY JR. WAS LIZZAS SON! BUT PEEPL DOO NUT LEIK LIZZA.

BUT DEY THINKZ GREELEY JR. BE SON OF GREELEY. DEY FUND OUT WEN DE SPIKEY SPIKE KILLEED HEEM! BUT DEN DEYS FURGET!

GREELEY JR. BEE SOOPUR AMAZIN! PEEPL LEIKEED HEEM! HE GOT MUSLES! BIG MUSLES AL OVUR!

WON DEY HEE WENT HOEM. LIZZA SAY "HAI SUN! YOO NEEDZ TOO EET SEOM VEGTABLE!"

GREELEY JR. NOT LEIK VEGTABLE. HE SAY "NUU! VEGGEE GROS!"

LIZA MAEK MAD FAEC. "VEGGEE GUD FUR YOO."

"NUUUUUUUU! I NEVUR EET DEM!" GREELEY JR. SAYZ LOUDLY.

"YOO MUSTZ!" SHEE SHUV VEGGEE IN HEEZ MOUTH!

GREELEY JR. BARF AND BARF AND BARF AND BARF ALL HEEZ GUTZ OUT! HEE WAZ SEECRETLY ALLURGIC TOO VEGTABLE! BUT NU WON KNOWZ!

"NUUUUUUUUUUUU! I HAT YOOOO!" GREELEY JR. GET SOO ANGERY DAT HE EET HUR HEAD OFF. LIZZA BE ANGERY AT HEEM AN TRY TOO GET HUR HED BAK.

GREELEY JR. SAY "MMM, HED IZ YUMMEE!" HE RUNZ AWAY.

LIZZA TRYED TOO RUN AFTUR HEEM WITHOUT HUR HED, BUT DEN SHE DED. GREELEY JR. CAEM BAK AN EET HUR TOEZ AN RUN AWAY BEFOR ALFAS CAEM!

DE ALPAS CAEM! DEY SEA DED LIZZA! DEY DOO NUT LEIK LIZZA EITHUR, BUTT GREELEY SEECRETLIE LUV LIZZA. HEE SAY "NUUUUUUU MEE PRECIOUZ LIZZA! WEE MUSTZ AVENGE HUR!"

SUR GILBURT SAY "BUT WEE NO LEIK HUR."

"DEN YOO DYE!" GREELEY JUMPD ON GILBURT AN RIPP OF HEES ARMZ! DEN HEE PUT GILBURTZ ARMZ ON HIM. NOW GREELEY HAV SICKS LEGZ!

GILBURT SCREEM BUT GREELEY EET HIZ MOUTH! NOW GILBURT CAN NOT TAWK!

DE OTHUR ALFAS SAY "OKIE WEE WIL HALP YOO"

"GUD." GREELEY SAY. HEE FLEXEED HEES SICKS ARMZ.

SUDDENLIE, A BUNNIE CAEM! DE BUNNIE WAZ EETIN TOMATOS AN RED JOOSE BEE ALL OVUR HEEM! IT LOOKEED LEIK BLUUD!

"YOO KILLEED LIZZA!" GREELEY SAY! DE ALFAS PUT DE BUNNIE IN PRIZUN!

BUT DEY DID NOTT KNO DAT DE BUNNIE WAZ DE PURSUN DAT GAEV GREELEY JR. THE SPIKEY SPIKE IN DE FURST STURY!

CHAPTUR TOO! DE NUE LAN
GREELEY JR. RUNZ AND RUNZ AN RUNZ AN RUNZ AND RUNZ! HE RUNZ SOO FAR DAT HEEZ LEGZ FALL OF! GREELEY JR. PUT HEEZ LEGZ BAK ON.

"I NEED TOO HIDES! OR DE ALFAS FIND MEE! BUT I AM SOO HUNGARY." GREELEY JR. SAY. HIZ STOMAK GROWL.

DEN, A DONKIEY CAEM! GREELEY JR. WAZ TOO HUNGRIE TO REELIZE DAT DONKIEYZ AR NOT IN JAMMAA! HEE EET DE DONKEY HED!

"MMM! HEDZ ARE GUD." GREELEY JR. SAY. DEN, A DONKIEY AN ZEEBRAH AN SNEK COEM! DEY PUT GREELEY JR. IN PRIZUN!

"NUUUUUU! SPAR MEE!" GREELEY JR. SAY.

"YOO EET DONKIEY HED. YOO BE IN PRIZON NOW" A TURKIE SAY.

"BUT WARE R WEE? TURKIE AR NOT IN JAMMAA" GREELEY JR. SAY.

"WEE IN DURPVILLE! BUT WUT IZ JAMMA?" DE TURKIE SAY.

"JAMMA IS DE LAN OF ANEEMAL JAM! R WEE IN NUE LAN?" GREELEY JR. SO SURPRISEED.

"YEE." TURKIE SAY. "WARE IZ JAMMA? ARE LEEDUR BE TRYIN TO FIND IT." TURKIE SAY.

"I NOT SHURE!" GREELEY JR. SAYZ.

"I TAEK YOO TOO LEEDUR. TOO BEE EXECUTEED!" TURKIE SAY.

TURKIE TAEK GREELEY JR. TO LEEDUR. DE LEEDUR WAZ IN BIG PALACE. GREELEY JR. PUT IN CAEG.

CHAPTUR THRE! DE DURP MAN
GREELEY WAZ PUT IN CAEG! DEN HEE GOO TOO PALACE. HEE SEE BIG THRONE WIT BIG ANEEMAL ONN IT! DE ANEEMAL WAZ A GOOSE!

"I AM KEEN OV DE DURPVILLE! I AM DURP MAN!" DE GOOSE SED. "HOO R YOO!!!!"

"I GREELEY JR." GREELY JR. SAY.

DE DURP MAN GAAASP. HE SAY "I HAT GREELEY! I KILL YOO NOW!"

"NUU! I AMM NUT..." BEFURE GREELEY JR. CUD FEENISH, DE DURP MAN SHOOOTZ LAZURS FRUM HEEZ EYEZ! DE LAZURS HIT GREELEY JR!

BUT GREELEY JR. NOT DYE! HEE GROES WINGZ! DEN DE CAEG EXPLODEZ! GREELY FLYEZ UOT OF DE CAEG!

DURP MAN GASPPED! SUDDENLIE, MIRAH APPEERED!

"OH ME GOSH! MIRRAH!" GREELEY JR. GASPPEED!

WIPP (WURK INN PRECIOUZ PROGGREES)