Scooter's School for the Academically Gifted

I was about to go to the school of a lifetime.

Don't understand? I'll clear it up for you.

My name is Jessica, and I'm a fox. Now, it may seem stupid that a normal person like me would get to go to this special school, but really I'm not normal. My fur changes according to the weather.

-insert roaring crowd here-

Yeah, I know. It's sad. This is a school for the academically gifted, not the special ability people that no one ever seems to freaking notice, but somehow here I am. Better check this place out.

I meet the king of pink love cards
As soon as I walked into the building, I noticed a few things.

A huge, fake plastic boat was in the middle of the hall, a lion was sitting on it looking very pleased, an owl was swooping around the ceiling as if it were dancing, a polar bear was scarfing down a box of donuts, a hyena was staring at a kangaroo who was wearing a jetpack, and a crocodile was running around with a net, screaming to the heavens.

Feeling a bit uncomfortable, I looked around. My fur was currently yellow and orange, signifying that the weather was warm. I looked pretty regular compared to some people, and I was looking for anyone else who seemed normal. I noticed that the hyena looked sensible, but then I noticed that his eyes looked like they were going to pop out of his head. I backed away and ran down a separate hallway, only for a llama to run past me while smiling crazily. I ran faster.

Finally finding my locker, I opened it, regretting that in an instant. Dozens of brightly colored cards with hearts on them flooded out. 2 flew into my mouth, and I screamed in surprise. I snatched one and opened it. "I heard all about you! Welcome to the new school!" It was signed with the name Michael. A bit confused and a bit disgusted, I opened another. It was the exact same thing. I was in a bit of an angry mood, so I swept all the cards out of my locker and shoved my backpack into the small, cramped space. I slammed the door shut and stomped down the hall, searching for my classroom.