User blog:SweetKawaiiPup/Polka Face (ft. old OCs)

Weird Al - Polka Face we go boi when have i last done one of these
(Master Grandleopard is at a very wild and insane party. She grabs the microphone to the karaoke machine and starts singing.)

Chorus: Ma-ma-ma-ma!

Ma-ma-ma-ma!

Grandleopard: Oh-woah-oh-oh!

Can't read my, can't read my,

No, he can't read my polka face!

Chorus: She's gonna love nobody!

Grandleopard: Can't read my, can't read my,

No, he can't read my polka face!

Chorus: She's gonna love nobody!

Grandleopard: P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face!

Chorus: Ma-ma-ma-ma!

Grandleopard: P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face!

( Salvinikron is taking a stance with Frostbyte, the great winged snake coiled up in a defensive curl with jaws wide open and fangs bared, while the virus-vampire-wolf is taking an offensive pose and has his glorious pearly whites exposed for the world to see.)

Salvinikron: Womanizer! Woman-womanizer! You're a womanizer!

Frostbyte: Oh! You're a womanizer! Oh! You're a womanizer!

Both: Baby-

You-you-you are-

You-you-you are-

Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer!

Chorus: *in low voice* Womanizer.

Salvinikron: Boy, don't try to front!

Chorus: Aye-aye!

Salvinikron: I know just what you are!

Chorus: Are-are!

Frostbyte: Boy, don't try to front!

Chorus: Aye-aye!

Frostbyte: I know just what you are!

Chorus: Are-are!

*momentary pause*

Both: You say I'm crazy! I got your crazy!

You're nothing but a-

WO-MAN-IZ-ER!

(Geoffrey is watching Kensys dance around on a disco floor, the disco ball above turning rapidly and giving away a dizzying show of light.)

Geoffrey: You spin my head right round (right round)!

When you go down! When you go down-down!

Chorus: You spin my head right round, right round!

''When you go down! When you go down!''

(Evil Kawaii is sitting on the sidewalk, Omerist sitting by her side. She is looking over a hand of cards, pondering why she's even here anymore.)

Omerist: Day and night.

The lonely loner seems to free her mind at night.

She's all alone through the day and night.

Chorus: Day and night!

Omerist: The lonely loner seems to free her mind at night.

Chorus: At-at-at night!

(Kirama is at a payphone, desperately trying to keep its footing as it tries to call someone.)

Kirama: It's a quarter after one, and I'm a little drunk!

And I need you now! *stumbles*

Said I wouldn't call, but I've lost all control, and I need you now!

And I don't know how I can do without- *stumbles again*

I just need you now! *collapses entirely*

(Finomina is having a talk with Ryimo, and despite their species' stereotyped rivalries of each other, they're kindling a friendship.)

Ryimo: And I was like-

Both: Baby-baby-baby!

Baby-baby-baby!

Baby-baby-baby!

Finomina: I thought you'd always be mine! *both animals giggle*

(Nyra is doing a jazzy little jig under the water in front of a crowd of other merponies, holding a black bowler over her eyes before throwing said bowler away.)

Nyra: So-so what?

I'm still a rock star!

I got my rock moves, and I don't need you!


 * glances up at the far-off surface of the water*

And guess what?

I'm having more fun!

And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you-

Tonight!

I'm alright!

I'm just fine, and you're a toooooooooool!


 * smiles and refixes gaze upon the crowd*

So-so what!

I am a rock star!

I got my rock moves, and I don't want you tonight!

(Niya is standing on her hind legs underneath a spotlight on a stage. She snaps her fingers and glances at the crowd behind her.)

Niya: I kissed a girl and I liked it!

The taste of her cherry chapstick!

I kissed a girl just to try it!

Hope my boyfriend don't mind it!


 * swivels body around to entirely face the crowd*

It felt so wrong, it felt so right!

Don't mean I'm in love tonight!

I kissed a girl and I liked it!

I LIKED IT!

(Infinoa is sitting on the sandy beach, staring out into the sunset and out on the sea.)

Infinoa: And I like to make myself believe...

That Planet Earth turns slowly!

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep!

'Cause everything is never as it seeeeeeeeeems!

(Rkano just hacked away at Club Geoz's boomboxes, and now he's turning on the terrified animals below.)

Rkano: Blame it on the goose!

Gotcha feeling loose!

Blame it on the 'tron!

Catch ya in the zone!


 * raises katana* Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol!


 * jumps down and plunges said katana into an animal's tail* Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol!

(Starlight is doing a rather joyful jig around the Mira statue, happily singing to herself.)

Starlight: Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out!

Got me singing like:

Na-na-na-na every day!

It's like my Ipod stuck on replay!

Stuck on replay!

Stuck on replay!

Replay!

Replay!

Replay-ay-ay-ay!

(Onria is nervously poking an unconscious Fyra, scared about her life.)

Onria: Baby, are you down-down-down-down-down?

Baby, are you down?

I'm only gonna break-break your break-break your heart...

I'm only gonna break-break your break-break your heart!

I'm only gonna break-break your break-break your heart!

I'm only gonna break your heart!

(There's a party at a Crystal Palace, and everyone's invited! It is here that Icy, Fyra, and Klepin begin to sing upon a stage with each other, having blissful joyous fun doing so.)

Klepin: Don't stop!

Fyra: Make it pop!

Icy: DJ, blow my speakers up!

All: Tonight, I'mma fight!

'Til we see the sunlight!

Klepin: Tick tock!

Icy: On the clock!

Fyra: But the polka don't stop! No!

All: Yodel-yodel-lay-hoo! Yodel-yodel-lay-hoo!

(Geoffrey hops onto the stage, and following him are the two other elemental pets.)

Geoffrey: P-p-p-polka face! P-p-polka face!

Omerist: Ma-ma-ma-ma!

Kensys: P-p-p-polka face! P-p-polka face!

(The rest of the characters hop onto the stage, singing in a unified chorus.)

All: Oh no, you can't...

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P-p-polka face! P-p-p-polka face! P-p-p-polka face!

HEY!