Sir Gilbert Tries Chocolate



Me: Hiya Gilbert!

Sir Gilbert: Hello, BAVV. :)

Me: Want to try something new?

Sir Gilbert: Yes please.

Me: *waves le magikal wand and makes chocolate appear*

Sir Gilbert: You spelled 'magical' wrong, just so you know.

Me: I know. But the wand insisted I spelled magical that way. Otherwise it would have zapped me.

LE MAGIKAL WAND: EET TEH CHOKLAT

Sir Gilbert and Me: Okay....

LE MAGIKAL WAND: EET TEH CHOKLAT

* the wand disappears*

Me: Well, what are you waiting for? Break off a piece and try it.

* Sir Gilbert accidentally smashes the chocolate with his big paws*

Sir Gilbert: I'm sorry..I didn't mean to do that. :(

Me: That's okay! *makes another bar of chocolate appear out of thin air and breaks off a piece for him to try*

Sir Gilbert: *eats the piece* This tastes delightful! What did you call it again?

Me: Chocolate. Good, huh?

* Peck bursts in*

Peck: CHOCOLATE!

* Greely appears*

Greely: Somebody needs to keep that rabbit on a leash.

Me: Don't be such a grumpy glurgle! *shoves chocolate in his face*

* the grumpy wolf smiles a bit*

Me: *puts my arms around Greely and Gilbert* Well, we found something you guys can agree on. Chocolate is good.

Peck: Speaking of which, I kinda sorta ate all the chocolate..

* hundreds of chocolate bars suddenly appear*

Me and Peck: HOORAY! *we steal all the chocolate and run away*

Greely: I have better things to do. *disappears*

Sir Gilbert: *sits alone in awkward silence, munching on a chocolate bar that appeared out of nowhere*