Vicky tries Vegetables! (from The Next generation)

(Vicky is in strange room full of toys)

Vicky:Where am I?

Palie: The best place in the world... my house!!!

Vicky: That's really creepy, and how are you so big?

Palie, mutters last word: Um, talk about that later, uh, human

Vicky: What's a human

Palie: Nothing. Well anyways, you're going to try vegetables today!

Vicky:Earthworms? Berries? Grubs?

Palie, gagging: Uh, no. Try some of my infamous salad (laughs uncertainly)

Vicky:WHO ARE YOU?

Palie: Uh-uh, your mum.

Vicky: I saw my mum, yesterday! She wore a yellow wig and was a skunk! Unlike you hair mans!

Palie:Oh yeah....I'm your dad.

Vicky:How'd ya know I talked to your mum yesterday?

Palie: Because... I made you. You're in a story and everything!!

Vicky: I didn't know I was famous, I mean, I did defeat the Roarlect and-

(Palie covers Vicky's mouth)

Palie: You're spoiling it for the fans!!! ( i have none :c)

Vicky:Who are you talking to???

Palie: Well... here's some salad!

(hands Vicky some lettuce in processed slugs.)

Vicky: Uh... I don't know what the green leaves are, but I might try the slugs!

(gobbles down processed slugs)

Palie: Ya like it?

Vicky:Pretty... good. Better than the worms-mphr!

(Palie shoves the rest of the salad into her mouth.)

Palie: LOVE IT?!

Vicky, gagging at the surprise:No... I ADORE IT!

Palie:Before you leave.... have a chip!

Vicky: Are they made of ram or something?

Palie: No. Potato. That's a veggie. EAT IT!!!!!!!

Vicky: I dunno. Looks a bit dangerous.

Everyone that eats chips looks at Vicky, chanting, eat it!

Palie: NOW Or I will trap you in a room full of phantoms.

Vicky, shocked: OK.

(nibbles it down)

Palie: So?

Vicky: Decent.

Palie: Well... bye!

Vicky: Wait-wha??

(Vicky rises up to the heavens and is never seen again :o)

Palie, laughs evilly: Next Please!

( a small figure with horns leaps out of the portal)

Part 2?