Thread:BlackDragonKid/@comment-26863232-20180316012712/@comment-26863232-20180321145036

"Comrade...." This shan't end well. I reach into my tissue box for a tranquilizer, only to find a dozen or so tissues. "SELF HARM IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN UPON THESE GROUNDS, COMRADE!  THINK OF ALL THE CHILDREN YOU'LL BE SCARRING FOR LIFE!" I reach out in an attempt to stealthily slip away the knife (in plain sight).