User blog:Wheatgerm/IMPORTANT

This needs to be shared.

I was on my morning walk when I saw what is ostensibly the king of my local woods. He stood in the road, majestic, his rack of antlers stretching tall and proud like regal branches of an ancient oak.

Then, this guy ripped the most massive fart I've ever seen.

I was standing a good ten meters away, and heard it loud and clear. The noise went on and on, like an antire roll of paper being torn in twain. I started to time the thing. It was at least three seconds of sustained gas.

What a god. Honor him.