User blog:KILLERHUSKY667/Government Conspiracy Theory (MUST READ NOW!!!!!1)

Hey uh, so you all know the government care about our safety, the Earth is a sphere, the Moon is a natural satellite approximately 384,400 kilometers from Earth? B-U-L-L-C-R-A-P

Conspiracy 1 (Area 51 Alien Experiment)
My first conspiracy is that all the missing people aren't really missing, they were kidnapped by the government and brought into Area 51 to be turned into aliens and have nasty experiments conducted on them. You know Mariana Joyce? I think that when she was kidnapped by the government, an experiment failed, which is why shes like that. When she wanted people to go to some party, it was really a government setup to kidnap more people for lizard experiements. You ever hear about the disapperance of Leiby Kletzky right? Levi Aron didn't really kidnap him, it was a cover-up.

Conspiracy 2 (Death Row Inmates)
My next conspiracy is that all death row inmates are never really killed, once again, C-OV-E-R-U-P.

John Wayne Gacy was actually taken in to some undisclosed location for experiments. They removed his brain, not to see what was up with him, but to see if they could alienize his brain and put it back into his head, maybe making him an alien? The government isn't our friend, they want to kill us......

inspired by stupid youtube comment  theoriests