Attack On Sausage : The Squad of Awesomeness

Sausages at First Light
BOOM

BOOM 

BOOM 

CRASH!

Awesome awoke to the terrible sound of glass breaking. He looked around and glanced at his phone.

6:55

Jumping out of bed, he quickly put on something and peeked out the window. There were giant sausages walking everywhere. His brother, who always woke up at six thirty, was standing outside and staring at the giant meaty monsters.

"WHAT THE--" he managed to yell before he was swallowed up by one of the sausages. Awesome gasped. That sausage ate his brother. Carnivorous sausages.

"It's time," Awesome whispered. "It's time to call the Awesome Squad."

He grabbed his phone and with the push of a button, a message was sent out to everyone.

AWESOME SQUAD, UNITE!

Ze Awesome Squad
At 7:05 A.M, a group of people gathered around Awesome's house, knocking the door. Since nobody opened the door, Eternal kicked it open and everyone scrambled to get inside. Awesome was waiting for them, sitting at a big table.

Thirteen jammers gathered around the table, all of them murmuring. Awesome snapped his fingers, and they all fell silent.

"Jammers of the Otherworldly Neighborhood, we must join together against these…these sausages!"

There was some snickering from the crowd, but Awesome silenced them with a glare.

"We must find out of a way to fight back…they already got my brother."

A couple gasps came from the group, and Spaghetti looked up with sad eyes. "He…got eaten?"

Awesome nodded. "Yes, Swaghetti Lord. They got him."

A calico cat stood up from her seat, her eyes scanning the crowd. "I've got an idea," she growled.

She smiled, looking at everyone sitting around the table. "We must defeat the sausages…and I think I know how. You guys ever heard of 'Attack on Titan'?"

Juniper raised his paw. "I…I've heard of it. I am a very big fan of the manga." He gave a nod and sat back down.

The calico cat smiled and clenched her fists. "We must use really long blades to cut the sausages in half and kill them! Who's with me?"

Everyone cheered, and one guy even jumped up and down.

Awesome smirked. "Well, thanks for the suggestion Tech, but I think my idea is even more awesome."

"Is that so?" Tech growled. "For once, stop thinking all of your ideas are awesome!"

Awesome just rolled his eyes. "We can do your idea, yes, but at the same time we will add my idea to your idea. So here's what I'm thinking. We split up into three squads. The Awesome Squad, the Music Squad, and the Random Squad."

Tech raised an eyebrow. "But who goes in each squad?" This only made the white and red wolf-creature smile and say, "I've had that all planned out, in case of an emergency."

"The people who are in the Awesome squad are me, Tomato Lord, Ice Cream Lord, and the Swaghetti Lord."

"Who are they? I don't know everyone's nicknames around here." Tech said, obviously confused.

Awesome just sighed. "They are me, Tomato, Little, and Spaghetti. Now the Music Squad…" He looked around before saying, "Admiral, Snickers, Juniper, Eternal, and Large."

"And last but not least, the Random Squad. The guys in this squad are Incredible, Happy, Pompeii, and you Tech!"

Tech rolled her eyes. "So I'm stuck with the weird people. Wait…did you mention Incredible?"

Awesome nodded, and his eyes widened. "Oops, I'm afraid I forgot someone in the Awesome squad. That awesome person is Dragonheart."

"Eh? Shouldn't she be with us?"

"Nope, since Dragonheart is awesome, she's stuck with us."

Tech narrowed her eyes at Awesome, before taking a seat.

"So about that plan…" he muttered. "We're gonna start working on that…"

The loud booms of sausages roaming the streets came from outside, sausages hoping to catch a stray jammer and gobble them up.

The more they ate, the bigger they got.

( cough cough I'm sorry tech )