THIS DIARY BELONGS TO: A HACKER

Friday, April 19nth
It’d been years since my old account had been banned for hacking, so I decided it was time for a new one. I set it up, naming it “Littlegoldenpaw”, same as the animal name, so it didn’t seem too suspicious. I skimmed the tutorial, and bought a necklace. Using a drawing program, I pasted a picture of a black long, and hacked the necklace’s code to change it. I then put the necklace on; it’d changed its appearance, but kept its non-member status.

I showcased myself in Aldan, wearing the fake long. I put it on trade, then said, “Amazing Non-Member Black Long on trade! Looking for HDs!” The rarest Jammers scrambled for a look at the faux long. I got offers by the second—a RIM HD, five party hats, and—ooh! I got an offer of three pink HDs. I accepted, the Jammer shrieking “TYSM! OMG! OMG! TYSM!!!”

I sighed happily, and logged off, a day’s work well done.

WIP