How to Write a Good Story

I lost my old account (which I'd rather not name because of its... rather questionable history on this wiki) so I think I know some of the common tropes that are attributed to these stories and what separates the good from the bad! There will be four different genres of stories covered in this (trollfic, creepypasta, adventure, romance) and please, do not be offended if the things I recommend do not fit your personal tastes. It is all personal opinion! Also, I will be glad to give you personal critiques for your stories...

Trollfics
Oh no, it's THESE types of stories. Yes, they can be funny and smart at times, but usually, they're pathetic attempts at being funny and ironically, the exact thing they're trying to make fun of (overused and stupid beyond belief).

A trollfic is a piece of fiction usually meant to satirise a subject, usually in this case they make fun of creepypastas. Yes! They were funny once or twice, but, they became annoying, boring, repetitive and cringy by the third time and onwards.

Cliches to Avoid
Time to start off this little section with the creepypasta cliches in trollfics!
 * Arrogant, narcissistic character, basically one who thinks they're the best of the best.
 * OVRUSIN CAP AND EXLAMATIN PONTS DEPITE MOST CREPYPASTAHS HAVIG PRETTY GOOD GRAMER!!!!! ALSO BA SPELIG!!!! please do not change the grammar for this.
 * Mary sue character
 * Main character is female
 * Also is an arctic wolf

Now for the romance stories.
 * Love at first sight
 * IDIOT MAIN CHARACTER IS DAMSEL IN DISTRESS, LIKE COME ON CAN'T YOU GUYS MAKE FUN OF 'INDEPENDENT' TROPES?
 * Hot arctic wolf guy.
 * OVRUSIN CAP AND EXLAMATIN PONTS DEPITE MOST CREPYPASTAHS HAVIG PRETTY GOOD GRAMER!!!!! ALSO BA SPELIG!!!! please do not change the grammar for this. And I did copy and paste this ty for noticing.
 * Overly girly main character.
 * The main character is female.

Tips
Why would I have the don'ts for something and not include the dos? So here are some things that make a trollfic funny:

Not going too over the top with it! A good trollfic will make you think you're reading a REAL STORY but subtly hint that it isn't real. Yes, it's okay to add some cliche tropes to it, but not too much. CURRENTLY A WIP
 * Don't: PRINCESS ARCTICMAGIC WOLK THROU BLUDD RED TRE SHE HAS NO IDA WAT WUS HAPP
 * Do: The pink arctic wolf made her way through the trees, their blood red texture almost resembled actual blood, she was oblivious to the events about to come.
 * Bad, unfunny tryhard story: Pink arctic wolf with unbelievably stupid name declines someone's trade/refuses to buddy them gets caught in a horrific hack that turns everything blood-red and black and makes everyone's avatars dead. They witness their arctic wolf die.
 * Good story: Arctic wolf with a totally believable name gets caught up with the wrong type of person, then gets way too easily manipulated (even though they had simple instructions). The arctic wolf gets himself caught in a horrific version of the game that the person who is revealed to be a hacker believes to be 'the world Animal Jam should have been', then proceeds to say that he should not 'snitch' on him otherwise he'd show him the 'true horrors of the real world'. The player makes a blog post on this site about the situation, hacker finds him in real life while he's about to type the ending then murders him gruesomely.
 * The cliche tropes in this: Dumb, ignorant character, arctic wolf, 'hacker', blog post type stories, cut off ending because he got 'murdered', police report comes in detailing the gruesome murder.