Flembebos

So wun deh, there wuz a wofl named Supah MajurMajah. Nao, Mujuhr wuz very boared, zo he dezided 2 sommun a dergie!!!1! Hei wient ovah 2 ze booUk ztoreh und boot eh rLLY crieppih bek!11!!!!1 Den he fellowed teh buk's instooctians und seccussofuly semonnedid a d3rGeh!!! bUt iteh wuz evuhlll unad ded anud kElled Mujah!