Go to SCHOOL (an animal jam series)

Day 1
My name is Gus. I am a rabbit. I go to school at Alpha Academy. This is my first day. Well, now that we're done with the important stuff, lets get to the story. Well, I didn't want to be late for my first day of school, so I rushed downstairs, ate my breakfast, brushed my teeth, packed all my things, and ran for the bus. As soon as I got outside, I noticed someone else at the bus stop. I wanted to make new friends quickly, so I rushed over. But, it turned out to be an old man that seemed to be in a bad mood. I didn't notice this at first, so I started to say "Oh h-," and then stopped as fast as I could. But he had already noticed, and it was too late. "Why, hello there," he said, not smiling and just keeping his mouth open is a strange sort of way. I pretended not to notice. Luckily, before he decided to say anything else, the school bus arrived! I jumped in as the doors closed behind me. I ran down the aisle looking for a seat, but the only spot was in the back with a monkey. The problem was that the monkey had a lazy eye and an oversized one at that. I reluctantly sat down next to him. His eyes followed me. "Hi, FRIEND," he said. I felt uncomfortable. Then the bus screeched to a halt, and I was splattered with this gooey liquid. I later found out that it was from the ceiling, where kids were shooting spitballs at a moth. Then a new animal climbed aboard. It was an enormous elephant. When they leaned to the side, the bus did. The animal had just come onto the bus, which meant that the only seat left was next to me. So the elephant plopped himself down right next to me, squishing me tightly against the monkey. "Hi guys," he said. "Do you both go to Alpha Academy?" "Yep," I said. The monkey didn't answer. I looked back, and saw that he was stabbing his school notebook with a red marker. I cringed. "So, how do you think you did on the pre-test?" said the elephant. ''Pre-test? What's that, ''I thought, but then I remembered. The pre-test was something you had to do over the summer to prove that you were academy material. "The pre-test," I said. "Yeah," said the elephant. "I FORGOT THE PRE-TEST!" "Well then, quick! Tell the bus driver! Maybe he can stop and you can run home and get it!" "No, I mean, I forgot it entirely." "You WHAT?!" I jumped up and looked out the window. It was slightly open. I looked down at the spinning wheels, and had an idea. "Can I borrow that," I said, grabbing a spitball tube from a feline. I spat out the window, and the goo hit the tire. The bus stopped. The driver began to panic as the kids began to yell, and the more the driver panicked, the more the kids yelled. "WHAT'S GOING ON! WHY'D THE BUS STOP! DO WE HAVE TO EVACUATE?!" The emergency doors opened, and I ran out and began to sprint down the sidewalk. Oh great, oh great, oh great... I thought.