The search for trump's comb

Once there was a little boy named Xxsq1ddy420xX, he loves doing adventures, ajhq announces a seeeeeeeeeeccccrceeeeeet adventure that can be only obtained by praising murdoc niccals from gorillaz (owo venri secret) and he goes to murdocyourgod's den and found murdoc himself, it was 3am (ooooo veri spoopy) and the adventure was revealed: the name was the search for trumps comb, the adjective was hardcore, LIKE EXPLOSIVE BLOODY HOT DIARRHEA HARDCORE, liza teh venri ugly panda alpha told him to find trumps comb before he shuts down the whole internet, then, find teh bloody diarrhea seeds, after that, find harold wienstien and ask for wieners, find murdoc's computer and kill all of his sims in the sims 4, then, find johny and kick him into a pool of minecraft lava cuz the johny johny yes papa song is from hell, kill the finger family, kill 2doc shippers, then liza will give you trumos comb, give it to trump and you will get a small loan of a million gems, then he buys it on memes

The end lel