Thread:Kat2wind2archer/@comment-26863232-20180211163904/@comment-26863232-20180613231220

"-Whatever -I -want."

A jagged crimson smirk crawled across their faces. Then they spring into action.

The flying pig flutters underneath the sagging ladder to keep it from collapsing. He's not very good at flying, so the snake coils around his hoof and wraps itself around your paw. The cat leaps from the ladder and begins to put out the flames. It's not a very good firefighter, but slowly, the flames begin to recede. Eventually the flames back off from the ladder, though the still lurk around.

Now, you can climb at whatever pace you choose. You do not need to worry about slipping (the snake is holding you), the ladder collapsing (the pig is holding it upright), or being engulfed in flames (the cat is pushing back the flames).