Le Fish Potatoes Invade Jamaa!

One fine day, Rosy Arcticbelle, a crocodile, went to the store. She needed to pick up some ingredients for a cake she was making for a bake sale. She also needed some berries from the farmer's market, and some decorations from the crafts store. Entering the store, Rosy went to the aisle that was supposed to have the things she needed for the cake. But there were only boxes on the shelves labeled "Fish Potato" or "Fish Potato Supreme" or something or other related to fish potatoes. Absolutely confused, the pink and white crocodile went up to the store manager.

"Excuse me, but I can't seem to find somethin'." She said, holding up her list to the manager.

"I'm sorry, but we only carry fish potatoes now." He said, and left without a word. Rosy sighed and grabbed some "Kawaii's Fish Potato Mix" from the shelf. ''"This'll have ta do." ''She thought to herself, and went to the checkout.

"Would you like a free fish potato with this, miss?" The fox at the register asked. Rosy declined politely and left the store. ''"Well, that was kinda odd. Maybe it's some fish-potato national holiday I ain't aware of?" ''She thought as she walked around the plaza. She saw other animals carrying strange potatoes with eyes and fins, wearing them on their heads, heck, even walking them on leashes! She tried to ignore it all, but it was hard to. Especially with all the 'fish potato' propaganda inside store windows and standing outside the shops themselves.

Entering the craft store, she wasn't at all surprised to find more fish potato merchandise. "Excuse me! Where can I find the ribbon bows?" She asked, approaching the counter where a wolf dressed in fish potato themed garb stood. He was currently munching on some sort of cookie shaped like a fish potato.

"Umm, wut?" The wolf asked with a tilt of his head. "I dunno if we carry that stuff anymore. You should get fish potato stickers instead. They're like, the latest thing." Rolling her eyes, Rosy left the store. ''"I can do without the flippin' fish potato, thank ya very much." ''Deciding to head home and bake her cake, the croc went down Congo Lane and entered her small den. Looking for the instructions on the box of "Kawaii's Fish Potato Mix" only to find none, she just decided to wing it and began by dumping out the contents of the box into a bowl. Instead of cake mix, out came hundreds of tiny fish potatoes in their kawaii form. "Momma!" They shouted. Rosy shrieked and dropped the bowl on the floor in shock, knocking over a glass of water while doing so. The water spilled on the fallen kawaii fish potatoes, causing them to multiply and take over Rosy's kitchen.

Running out of the house and slamming the door before a large wave of tiny kawaii fish potatoes could escape, Rosy sighed. ''"No cooking today." ''She thought, and headed towards the farmer's market.

(TO BE CONTINUED! DUN DUN DUN! (I honestly have no idea why I wrote this.))