User blog:Claweight/KILLA QUEEN

3 hours. 3 blessed hours I have spent listening to this cursed song, Killer Queen by Queen (starring Fred Silver, the guitar solo man, two other males). truly a wondrous achievement, one the likes of humans with actual lives and productivity have not yet achieved before. I am The Killer Queen Champion. Bask in my glory, mortals. I am a beeltle god among average Queen-listening beetles. I am one with the stars and the moon. I will conquer this earth with nothing but love for Killer Queen and some magical bombs. I have ascended physically, intellectually, emotionally, socially, environmentally, and spiritually. I am an invincible force of power. One day sometime soon I will die and go to heaven, and when that day comes all of the county will mourn the loss of The Killer Queen Champion. I will look down upon them and tell them not to worry because The Killer Queen Champion never dies, not really, because I will always be in their (sheer) heart(attack)s.