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The sun slowly rose over the snowy mountain tops, a few dinosaurs were walking past the sun. There was a walking trilobite called a Stampylongnoah, a flying/sliding nautilus called Wheatgerm, three dead living fish called Endayys, Mended mooncalf and War criminal, a pterodactyl called I aM OoOoF and a t rex called Abbykurle. There was also a sabertooth tiger called a Safetyfireluv.

They were migrating to the new lands across the mountains, alas, there were no trees in sight. "Oh no." Stampylongnoah sat down, he looked at his hands "ahhhhHHHHHHHAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!"

"What?!" Wheatgerm spoke, sliding around to look at Stampylongnoah.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

His screams could be heard from over the mountains, causing a far away man to fall and break his neck, thus ending the existence of neanderthals. "are we all going to die?" I aM OoOoF asked sweetly, the others slowly turned to face her.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhHHHHhhHhh!!!!!!" Stampylongnoah cried, causing Endayys to almost fly off the cliff. Wheatgerm looked over, they raised an eyebrow so high it touched the sun.

"We won't survive if you keep doing that." Abbykurle stated kindly "we must continue to travel."

Alas, they continued to migrate over the mountains, the cold wind blew on them, causing them to almost freeze to death. Stampylongnoah was screaming throughout the whole thing. "Please stop." Safetyfireluv requested, Stampylongnoah was still screaming for some currently unknown reason. They looked down at their friends who had all died from the meteorite, they continued to travel. "THE PLANTS." War criminal commented, seeping up from behind "they are going to kill us all."

"Don't be silly." Mended mooncalf dismissed it happily.

"no no he's right." Endayys joined in, agreeing with War criminal.

"no he's not right!" Wheatgerm cut in "what kind of sick theory is that?!"

"The plants are our friends." I aM OoOoF opined cheerily "let us not split."

"No, no wait." Abbykurle interjected, beginning to brainstorm "what is he's right?"

Everyone looked over "Abbykurle have you gone insane?!" Mended mooncalf asked, Endayys looked over. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhahhaHHAHAHhahahhahaHHAhAHhahHahhHahahH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Stampylongnoah screeched, having a seventh lung and causing the appearance of the overlord.

The clouds in the sky slowly morphed into a human face, FireFlows slowly looked over "you will all die." she stated calmly, she seemed too calm.

"No!" Mended mooncalf cried desperately "we have an offer!"

Suddenly a single, lone tree was ripped up from the ground "here, take this." Mended mooncalf offered, the overlord, FireFlows slowly reached out her hand and took it.

"H-How.." Abbykurle stammered, unable to speak due to Mended mooncalf ripping up a tree.

Safetyfireluv looked at the tree, which was very tall. FireFlows just took it and chucked it far off somewhere "now go, go my rising dunghills."

The dinosaurs slowly continued to migrate, everyone was silent. War criminal had mauled the fourth fish to death gruesomely prior to these events. FireFlows just watched them with a plain expression, Abbykurle looked at the mountain, there was a steamy lake. "you go first." Safetyfireluv told War criminal, she was pretty nervous. He slid down the mountain, successfully making it down.

Abbykurle stepped behind I aM OoOoF, accidentally knocking her over. The stones skid at her feet as she rolled down the mountain, landing beside war criminal. Stampylongnoah cleared his throat "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" he screeched once again, knocking everyone down. Suddenly a stone fell, ceasing his screeches.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Abbykurle cried as she began to crawl towards the mountain, Stampylongnoah's wing twitched.

The three fish slowly began to slide into the water, they began to drown. The three floated to the top, water suffocating them and labouring their breaths until they each lost their lives. A tree slowly turned around, she had caused the rockslide due to mended mooncalf's actions. It was melonvandal.

And there was a rockslide.

They were the last dinosaurs, now extinct.

And that is how the dead guy furniture set came to be.