User blog:Safetyfireluv/Storytime

Once, my brother let out gas so stinky everyone could hear it.

STORYTIME!

So once, my mother needed to get her nails done. My brother and I were young, so we had to come since we couldn't stay home alone yet. Plus, I couldn't handle my brother. Nobody could.

I brought my tablet and my favorite book. I was casually reading as my mother went up to the desk. That's when it started.

She was still talking with the person when my brother let it rip so loudly almost everyone in the room turned to look at us. Embarrassed, I ran over to my mother. I was close to laughing, but my brother didn't seem to mind. Yet, all the way across the store, I could smell it.

It was so gross! My mother was in the room and made us wait outside in the hall. Hmm, I wonder why. Though they left the door open, I guess for my breathing space in case I needed to run in and shut the door for my life.

Still, my brother like, didn't even care. I was getting impatient, though I forgot about it once we collected our Nom Noms and left.

My mother's nails looked really pretty. Since I still shared a room with my brother, that night, I thought about everyone turning to look. My brother's loud, stinky fart made it horrible to breathe. Especially his snoring going on right across the room from me.

I turned to touch my wonderous tablet. I don't remember every detail of what happened that night except 2 things. That I was so, so glad that nobody I knew was there, and 2, that I actually fell asleep in the end.