User blog:CatQueen/My Favourite Quotes

'''I'm pretty sure we have all stumbled across good quotes at some point in time. Here are my favourites:'''

"Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn."

"If you say you're cooler than me... Does that make me hotter than you?"

"That moment when you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you're about to die."

"I changed my password to 'incorrect' so whenever I forget what it is, my computer will say 'your password is incorrect.'"

"It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing. I have that skill."

"If you fall, I'll be there. -Floor"

"I need a six month holiday twice a year."

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure."

"My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food to make people cry. So I threw a coconut at his face."

"Dance as though no-one is watching. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Sing as though no-one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth."

"'Did you just fall?" 'No, I attacked the floor.' 'Backwards?' 'I'm talented!'"

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."

"Evening news is when they say 'Good evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"When your teacher gives you a thirty minute speech about not wasting time..."

'''What are your favourite quotes? c:'''