User blog comment:IM STILL ALIVE/Funny Animal Crossing Stuff/@comment-26269835-20150908033549

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Dear 1%,

I don't know who you are.

I don't know what you want.

If you want bells, I can tell you I don't have bells.

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills accquired over a very long career. Skills that will make me a nightmare for animals like you.

If you sign the permit now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you.

I will not find you.

But if you don't,

I will find you.

I will look for you.

And I will beat you with my net.

Sincerely, Your Mayor :D