User blog:Abbykurle/CAN'T. STOP. GOOFING. OFF.

I WAS SUCH GOOFINESS TODAY

and these are reel leif scenarioes

Dad: Hey, where did you little sister go?

Me: She went to....

...

..

.

Hell

Random thought: Aren't I such a good christian?

STATIC

Me: Hey, Nkurle

Nkurle: Wut

Me: There's this song, but it sounds like the dude is saying 'He told Giana go. I told Giana good.' And then after that, it says 'Fear, he is a liar.' But I have no idea what those two lines have to do with each other.

Mom: Hey I have an idea, look up the lyrics.

Me: Oh

SEVERAL MINUTES LATER, WHILE DOING MATH

Me: PSST! Nkurle!

Nkurle: wut

Me: I drew a picture of Giana! (pronounced jee-on-uh) *shows her a picture of an ugly girl that looks like a man with eyes that look like pokeballs and three sets of teeth*

STATIC

Mom: *Tries getting the cats to play near each other, but they hiss and run away*

Me: Hey, I have and idea that will make the cats like each other! (we got two cats that hate each other) So, we should shove them in a box, and chain them down. We will chain their heads so they can't move and are forced to stare at each other. Then we declaw them and take out their teeth so they can't attack each other. *starts laughing* Then we can chain their mouths shut and take away their vocal cords so they can't hiss or growl at each other. *starts laughing uncontrollably* T-then.. we can... hehe.. cut a hole in the box and unchain their mouths, then drizzle soft cat food in the hole and they have to lick it up as its falling down. *by now I'm falling over laughing*

Mom: *stare*

STATIC

Mom: So, guys, I ordered Minecraft: Story Mode for you-

Me: Wait, WHAT?

Mom: -and you guys can both buy it together, with your own money...

Me: WAIT, you already ordered it?!

Mom: Yes.....

Me: You mean, you BOUGHT IT?! WITHOUT TELLING ME?

Mom: Well-

Me: NO WARNING?! NOT EVEN ASKING IF I WANTED IT?!?!

Mom: But I thought you wanted it-

Me: *jumps up and hugs her* YOU FINALLY GET ME!!

Nkurle: *joins in and starts suffocating us*

Mom: So.. do you want me to buy you games without asking anymore....?

Me: *giggles creepily*

STATIC

Nkurle: *looks at advertisement* What is this?

Me: I dunno

Nkurle: It's called... Sea of Thieves? What are you supposed to do?

Me: Hmm.... sail through a sea of theives?

Nkurle and Me: BUT THE ACTUAL WATER IS MADE OF THIEVES! *manially laughs*

A FEW MINUTES LATER

Me: Hey Nkurle

Nkurle: Wut

Me: *shows her a picture of a ship sailing throuhg a sea MADE of thieves* Bootiful, right?

Mom: *hears a bunch of crazy laughing upstairs* What the....

STATIC

So

Ya likey?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BDK please don't cover this up with your many many many blogs

Now that that is said and done, I must play an brutal murduring game on Roblox


 * pulls out knife and your vision goes dark*