Lampshade

DIS IS A TRU STORYY!!!!!!1!!!!1!11!one!!12 IT IZ SOO TOTALLEH NAWT A TROLLFICCC!!2!

One fien day AJHQ decideded to add a new animul. It wuz a lamp shaed adn it was BOOTIFUL. Lamp shaeds were le most populur animuls in da wurld at le tiem. It wuz soo kewl dat all le jammurs wented on Animul Jamm to get le lamp shaed. AJHQ haded a datata ovurloed. So dey removeded all animuls except le lamp shaed. Jammurs lurrrvvveeeded da lamp shaed so much dat dey didnt care le othur animuls wur gon. Den spoopy dings sturted happenening 2 le jammurs! Fmna and WetchedJurgel and le Lots Jammur appearreded! Dey started eeting pplz heads and blood gurshed every waer! IT WUZ VRRY REELIZTIC! All le lamp shaeds guts were evvry waer and FMNA ATE DERE HEARTZ!!!!11! Den ReeceyekuldedededBeaardz appeered!!1! And he stoled all the rarez!

Soo one EPIKAL MAGIKAL SOOPER KEWL LAMP SHAED HADED TO SAVE LE RAREZ! Le lamp shaed had sooper powers and was rlly awesome and IS TOTALLEH NAWT A MARRY SOO KARACTUR! Soo he put on his SOOPER RAER MAJIKAL SPIK KOLAR and gathered his SOOPER KEWL friends, WHO WER FAMUZ JAMMERS! Liek Joolian222222, WisturiaMoonnnz, and AppleParri! So dey flew to the seekret hydeout of the EEVILLL scammurz on a SOLID GOLD JET!!!!2!two! And dey fighted le bad scammurz. The EPIKAL lamp shaed majikally killed all the scammurz and the famuz jammurz boweded downz to him, as did all le animuls in JURMAAA! And dey gaveded him all le raerz and moneyz and he was SOOPER rich! Den MEERAH flieded downz frum da sky and tolded him he was le son of Peck, Greely, Gilburt, Liza, Graham, Cosmo and Taviez! AT THE SAMED TIEM. So he beekame king uv Jurmaaa. Le end. :3

DIS WAS A TROO STRRY! Y DUNT YOO BELIEVEED MEH?!?!?!12!2!?!?4?!>/

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"That was painful to write. I stink at trollfics." The author said, giving herself a face-desk and throwing her computer out the window. The end.