A SUPER DUPER SCARY STORY NO DOUBT

alright so i woke up 2:00 AM in the morning ya'know like mid afternoon and im 12 years old right so um yeah i had to get ready for work right so i got dressed and i was walking down the street in my car ya'know and then i got hungry so i walked into the kitchen and my grandmother was cooking some soup right and uh my mom was putting some cents into the pot and uh she was pREagNeNt right and uh right now im her only child right so uh yeah my mom was putting some cents into the pot because uh my unborn sister lost her virginty AGAIN last month right!