Come to My Den for a Beta Party!

''please dont read this if you're under 10. actually, go ahead. its not that scary, but if you get spooked, too bad. nobody even listens to warnings...''

I logged onto Animal Jam. I began to edit my cougar, putting a pink worn, pink long spike, a pink party hat and pink elf cuffs. Pfft, I was much rarer than this. In fact, I was beta, as well. I spawned in Jamaa Township, quickly getting stupid unfair trades from the noobs. One of the bunnies hopped over to me. "What is a beta?" It asked. It was a New Jammer, so I made the members only laughing emote. "You wouldn't know that, noob. Now go away and collect your super rare plushies." I typed. The New Jammer made the crying emote and, and vanished. Other Jammers came to me, actually offering fair trades.

The next day, I decided I would go to Aldan. There were so many people trading and hosting parties, but one bunny caught my eyes. The New Jammer - what a surprise. "COME TO MY DEN FOR A BETA PARTY! SUPER COOL BETAS, GET THEM WHILE YOU CAN!" I clicked it's list... and oh, was I surprised. It's list was amazing. Pot o gems, art easels... that wasn't all! It had clothing, too. I went to their den, but everything was black. I was kinda creeped out by this. The New Jammer was exposed from a bright light, and the walls were showered in blood. "Welcome to my Beta Party!" It said, getting close to my cougar. "Follow me, and we'll check if you're worthy of my party!" I was curious, so I moved my cougar to follow the bunny. "So, you've played since 2010? WELL, something is very bad in 2012. THIS CAN GET YOU HURT, you know." That scared me. I typed, "Alright." The bunny opened a curtain, and a table was shown. "OKAY. Why did you... HACK into Animal Jam? WHY did you lie about you being a beta player, when you scammed a six year old's betas? Why, Lilith?" How did she know my name...? "I-i swear, I didn't!" The bunny laughed. "Sure. Now, sit on the table. I will not hurt honest jammers." Honest jammers? But I really did play in the beta testing - and I never scam! "You are a liar. Remember when you called me a noob?" I typed, "Yes, but why does that matter?" I said. "Because. You made me loose every one of my buddies. Remember, New Jammers aren't always New Jammers. I played in the beta too." "Then why did you ask me what a beta was?" The bunny's eyes turned into x's. and it hopped back.

"....I like to do social experiments. The people who mess up, never mess up again...

You messed up." I was confused. How? "How? Please tell me." The bunny transformed into a goat. It was a member? "You didn't. Thanks for playing with me. Now, let's get donuts." I smiled, at like, my new BFF. "Yeah."

Then I realized, this was my friend in real life, hacking into Animal Jam. We still ate donuts, though.