TEH PATECHY PUHLUSH

(a trollfic version of my story, The Patchy Plush, a story that needs to be rewritten that I will get to eventually. like most of my trollfics, this will be terrible, and painful for me to write. you probably won't enjoy so click to another page now!)

I SEE NUTHANG. I FELE NUTHANG. I HEER NUTHANG.

OW. HOO IZ DIZ PURSUN DAT LOOPANG STRING TROO MEH ADN POKANG MEH WITH SHARP THINGEH. Y WUD PPL POCKE MEH WIF SHARPE TING AND LUPE STRING TROO MEH.

I SEE DA FUZZEH TINGY WITH FUNNEH TINGS OUT OFF HED.

HE BUNNEH WABBIT. HE MADEDEDED MEH. I MET PWETTY SHY PLUSHEH AND FUNNEH PLUSHEH DAT LOOK LEIK MEH. BUNNEH WABBIT PLAY WIF UZ EVURY DAE.

DEN ONE DAY KOALA GET SAD. PURPEL FOXX PLUSHEH HED IZ RIPED OF BAI BULLEH. BUNNEH WABBIT FIX IT.

KOALA HURT BAI FANTUMZ. KOALA NEARLY DED. BUNNEH WABIT GIF PUHLUSHEH TO NEERLY DED KOALLA. KOALLA WAK UPP. KOALLA AND BUNNEH FWERENDEDZ.

OEN DAE BUNNEH WABBIT LOOS MEH AND FURWENDS UNDA DA BED. HE FURGETTED BOAT UZ AND LEIK BIKEZ INSTEDED. DEN MOMMA TRY SELL US. WABBIT SAVE US. WABBIT AND US FURWENDZ.

WABBIT GROWZ UP AND OPENS TOY STRE. ME NEVER BUYED. WABBIT GTZ HURT AND SLLZ TOY STRE. MEEN JIRAFFE TURNZ IT TO MALL. DEN TOY SECTON REEMOVEDED. ME THROWN UHWAY AND TAKENENENED TO DA DUMPZ!

ME AND TOYZ MAKE IT OUTT AND FIND WOFL PUP FREND 2 PLAE WIF. TEH EDN.

IZ NAWT HEER YET!

MEH GET MRRED TO PWETTY DOL AND OWNER SEW PWETTY BABY TOY! OMIGOSH SURRR KERWAIEEE! DAH BURBY HAZ SOOPAR POWERZ AND IZ NAWT NURMAL TOY!!!1!!!!

DAH BURBY TOY SAVEZZZZ DAH WOORLD FRUM DISTRUCTON. LE EDN.

IZ STILL NAWT HEER YET!

A BOOTIFUL LAMP SHAED AND A FIHS POTAYTOE BECOM FWENDZ WIF IT.

OMIGOSH EPIKAL CROSSOVER!!!1!1!!!!

DA BOOTIFUL LAMP SHAED AND A FIHS POTAYTOE FIGTH DA BOORTIFAL SPIK KOLAR!!11!!! DAH SPIK KOLAR WINZ AND KAPTUREZ DEM!!!!1

DURWAMATEEC PLAWT TWIST!

A PURWINCEZZ SAVEZ DEM AND MAWWIES DA BOOTIFUL SHEP DOL.

"I LUV U! I ALSO HAZ BAYBE."

AND EVRRYWON CHEREDz!

LE END IZ STILL NAWT HEREERERE!1!!!!1!12223691756!

Den le ALFAZ appeered and ate da univurse and a waffelele and a LOLIPOP chased le tootign murfin in circlez. Le end is really heer nao.

PSYCHE!!!!!1!1

The edn iz ovur heer nao.

Le end. IZ STILL NAWT HEER!

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And with that, the author flushed her computer down the toilet while a pig jumped over the sun. She ate a random tooting muffin that appeared and exploded into a millions pieces. The end.