Thread:Platypusrocks/@comment-36740261-20190930005552/@comment-32657625-20191016012046

Whenever I'm ordering iced coffee or something I always say "light on the ice, please".

And the person will be like "whaaaaaaat did you just say?"

And then I'll say "light on the ice, p l e a s e :)".

And then the person will say "Ooooookay..."

AND THEY DO IT

AND IT WORKS

AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

I mean, seriously, why get a twenty-ounce iced coffee when they only give you ten ounces?