Rain~

The Author threw a conviently-shaped lamp at the window.

"GOD DAMN THIS RAIN!"

The Author watches Undertale fandubbed comics for two hours (give or take). It thunders.

The Author ducks under the couch, cursing.

"WHAT THE HELL WEATHER, YOU KNOW I HATE RAIN!"

You're scared of thunder, aren't you?

"N-No!"

Sure.

Pfft-

"God damn this rain and you two, get dunked on you weeds."