The Legend of the Green Jammer

'''NOTICE: Watch out. The Green Jammer is very spoopy.'''

'''OTHER NOTICE: This story was originally intended to be serious, but it may become very random and trollfic-esque as it goes along. That's kind of how my mind works at times. '''

'''OTHER OTHER NOTICE: Do not just report people named Apprentice Greenbean because of this story. '''

Apprentice Greenbean
The Green Jammer was born as a social experiment by AJHQ.

People were judging people by rares, looks, fame, etc. in Animal Jam. That's what had been reported to Clark Stacey. The Animal Jam employees wanted to investigate.

They couldn't just use their standard account. The account had a Rare Friendship Moustache and they were well known in Jamaa. They had to create a new account.

They made a bunny and named it Apprentice Greenbean.

They made their way downtown.

They colored themselves green.

100% green.

They greeted the rare jammers, who shoved them aside. They tried to gain authority as AJHQ, but they were taunted.

"Sure you are..."

They tried to relate with others by talking about Julian2.

"I'm a bean, too."

"Dude no one cares!" a sassy tiger called out.

Clark Stacey sighed. The social experiment had failed.

Instead of attempting to self-ban the account, Clark simply put the account in the hands of a staff member's 11-year old son.

A Greenbean Rebels
The eleven year old son logged onto his new AJ account on his laptop. It was fun being a little green bunny in Jamaa. His father enjoyed the sound of the boy's laughter as he sipped the Pumpkin Spice Latte he had purchased at the nearby Starbucks.

After quite a few hours of play, the young boy was ready to log off. He headed towards the button...

Almost silent whimpering, then a cry of "DADDY!"

That was what the employee heard.

He put down the latte and raced to the bedroom. Inside he found his son curled up in the corner, no longer in his chair and still logged in.

"What happened?"

The boy sniffed. "I tried to log off, but when I tried the computer zapped me!"

He showed his two fingers, which donned matching burns.

The employee escorted his son to the bathroom for the first aid kit while he investigated the computer. Clicking to play in the game provided no zap. He tried to log out his son, but then the zap came. It was refusing to be logged out.

Then, all on his own, Apprentice said "I know you tried to remove me".

The employee panicked and shut off the computer.

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The son's computer was taken into the Apple Store for repairs.

AJHQ figured Apprentice was becoming too powerful. They worked into the code and transferred the son's items to a new and safer account. They later banned Apprentice and deleted all signs of him.

Or so they thought.

Deep in the code, the green bunny still lurked.