The Cliched Fanfic

A jammer is the child of Greely. He saves Jamaa, falls in love, gains powers, and kills the Phantoms forever. There is nothing wrong with him. Nope. No flaws at all, except for the fact that he's blind, but it's only mentioned once and it doesn't affect the story in the slightest. Deal with it.

WARNING: Content may be 2 scary 4 me!!!!1!11!

Chapter 1
It was an average day, because the perfect way to catch a reader's attention with an opening is with an average day. An ARTIC Wolf (Arctic Wolves don't exist in fanficland) named King Frozenwolf was bored. He then saw Phantoms. "OH NOES!" he screamed. "HAHA UR UGLY" a crocodile said. Crocodiles are overrated, because every time you go to Jamaa Township you see CROCODILES EVERYWHERE and not 1000 WOLVES, right? "WAHHH" King said, but then he found out he had AWESOME DARKNESS MOON LIGHT DEATH KILLER EVIL NOT EVIL POWERS OF AWESOMENESS POWERS!! "I NEVER KNEW I HAD THESE WHY" King said. "OH NOES HE'S LIKE GREELY" a Phantom said. King battled the Phantoms and won. "LOL I HAVE POWERS 2 LOL INTRUDE" the crocodile said and he used his EVIL BLOOD SUN DARK LIFE KILLER NOT EVIL BUT EVIL POWERS OF EVILNESS POWERS AND MADE KING FAINT! Blood spilled from him, and blood was everywhere, all over the crocodile's claws! Animal Jam, rated E for everyone.

Chapter 2
"You fainted!" a beautiful voice said. "I did?! You saved me! OMG!!!" King said. "I am Princess ARTICmajor!" (Arctic isn't even a word in fanficland, people. Get used to it). "Blood was everywhere and it was scary! OMG BLOOD SCARY!" Princess Articmajor said ("said" isn't bland at all!). "Where do u come from?????" Princess said. "I don't know! My parents were killed by Phantoms when I was 2! I was blind, and I still am! I keep having nightmares about their death!" King said. "OH NOES THE PHANTOMS ARE HERE!!" both of the ARTIC Wolves said at once. "HAHA WE IS HERE 2 KILLS THE SON OF GREELY!11!1!" the Phantoms/Zero Wing translators screamed with grammar just as good as an actual fanfic writer. "I love you! I always have!" Princess said to King, hugging him, even though she just met him 2 minutes ago. "I luv u 2!1!1!" King said and they kissed and the power of love killed the Phantoms! "THIS ARE NOT DA ENDS!" the Phantoms said, and blood went everywhere. Animal Jam by National Geographic Kids for all ages! Bring the kids!

Chapter 3
Coming soon!