Board Thread:A REALLY BIG ANNOUCEMENT/@comment-29963882-20170421123603/@comment-27070860-20170424204715

You are a patato.

Therefor; everything that is not a patato, is not you.

I am a rabbit, which means you are a patato.

This is a wiki, meaning you are a patato.

No matter where you look, you'll be met with more proof that you are, indeed, a patato.

Now, to confirm that fact, I shall turn you into mashed patatoes, destroying your supernatural skills of being a self-aware and fully skilled patato.