TE HIZTORI O' mIRA

Der waz evul ppl ploting 2 teak ovur animul gem. den de werld blu up TE ENDO

Heh, let's try again. Ahem. This time, I will not spell as badly as before because it is painful for me to write that way. I shall instead not capitalize nor correct my mistakes while typing as lazily as I can, so it may not be as trollpasta as before, but it will be easier to write.

En te beginin, dere wuz Zios. Zios maed the landdd, thenn maed Mirra. Mra maed al te living thingz and caerd 4 tem. te end.

1 day pwoplw who were evol were Doing evill thinhs and bad stuff was happeninh qnd it not gopd r. Dese evul ppl were fantomns. Fantooms were maed wen Mira cried and her taers bcame moojic and sentient. Dey were cald phatoms. Sum fantomz wer gud. Te gud fantoms eithr evolvd 2 becom petz or simply raomed, hiedng en te bamboo forest in jama townshop or te cave in Apondael.\. Howevar, must phantojs wer bad and greedy. Tey rebeld and tuk awey Zios, hiedng him in a secrret plaec no 1 knos except 4 them. Sum powrfull phantums evolvd in2 animel-liek creatrs w/ mujicol powres. Dey steal stuf & hak in2 ppl's inventorys.

1 dae, MiRa kitnapd te fantums an' putted them in te Nortern part o' jama township.

THen mIRA HERSAELF STRUK THEMM DOWEN AND ET TGHOSE PPL.

Te remainin phantoms ran away frum Jamaa, tho they stil lurk near te bordrs.

Thw morasl of the srtory is nott 2 b a bad jammer/na=ughty phantom else Mira wil kidnep and et u.

TE END

eXCEPOT

1 bad unimol-shaeped fantom ezcapd. shey wqas named FMAMN122 and was a vberty bad peron. He hakd ppl and maed screnes go bludy and waz vury scury. he gave present filled w/ nothing and wen u opend it ur screne wuld gluitch ote and goe al rede. Aphtr that, al ur rars wold be replaucd w/ blud and skulz.

Thenm MirsA came and ate FmAN122

THE ACTUAL AEND.

BUT

den MIra exploded while roostin in Jame Tpownshiop. fman112 broek fre.

TE TRU AN' ACTAUL ENDO

''The explosion alerted AJHQ (the guides and spirits/souls of the Alphas) of where Fman was. They showed the Alphas the way to Fman122. The Alphas, led by Liza, worked together to banish Fman. A statue was placed in Jamaa Township to forever honor Mira for giving her life in an attempt to kill Fman. Despite the fact that Mira did create the phantoms, she did her absolute best to liberate the Jamaa of the phantoms (though not the world), and died doing so.''

Sometimes, a magical phanimal may come and cause trouble, like Fman122, though it happens rarely.

''However, on many a time when multiple animals are dancing or hopping around the old firepit in Sarepia Forest, they sat that Mira's spirit returns for a moment, fueled by the fire and the frenzied actions of the jammers. She rears above the small pixel-ish animals, soars above the treetops, rises until she's taller than the highest peak that is Mount Shiveer.''

The gray smoke heron observes her creations, then disipates as the jammers watch in awe.