Once upon a potato

This is a true story.

Bob likes potatoes.

Bob gets triggered when you say you don't like potatoes.

No therapists want to treat Bob.

Please help Bob get a therapist.

Fred was sitting alone in his house like all losers, playing Pokemon Go like AdorableEspurr193, aka. the biggest loser of loserville. He happened to stumble across an Alakazam in his bedroom. Overexcited, he ran to the door, only to hit the wall instead.

2 hours later, Fred regained consciousness. He looked around. His phone was on low battery, and the Alakazam was gone. A magical narwhal from Planet Trump speared the wall and said "come little friend, to the land of pointless education functions in a perfectly adult game!"

And thus Fred came to Animal Jam.

As soon as he came, he saw an arctic wolf saying "COME TO MY DEN FOR GIVEAWAY"

Fred thought that sounded cool, so he came to the den.

"TRADE ME RARS AND YOU GET MY SPIKE" said the greedy dirtbag arctic wolf.

Fred was clever. Fred was smart. Fred was intelligent.

Fred traded away his beautiful, brand new necklace with a glimmering jewel on it.

'AwsumJammer122 has declined your trade.'

Fred began to cry.

"No on wants neklaces" said the wolf. "LOL necklaces mor like SHOLACES XD GET IT"

No one laughed.

"Scammer," said everyone, and Fred left with everyone else.

Thus begins the trilogy of Fred.

Then it ended because Fred got banned for saying the same word too much.