Me Banned

A bird flew over to a tree near a den and screeched. It was a seagull.

"SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDSS!" A baby coyote screeched, running out of the den. The seagull looked at the llama and more seagulls flew by. "SEAAA BIRRDS SEAAAAAAAA BIRRRRDS!" The coyote pup climbed up the tree and screeched "Sea birds" again. The birds got mad and started pecking at him. The gray and white feathers spun everywhere and the coyote fell out of the tree.

"OUCH! ME HURT!" The coyote yowled. It cried and sobbed and cried and sobbed and cried and sobbed and cried and sobbed and cried and sobbed. "GRANDMAMA IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR LIFE-ALERT USING SOLAR PLEXIS IN HERE I WILL KILL YOU! NOW I SAID, ME HURT!" The coyote pup screeched. An old graying coyote lumbered out of the den.

"Did you mess with them sea birds again? Now I told you-"

"IMMA CALL DA COPS IF YOU DON'T HELP ME GRANDMAMA!"

"Okay, okay!" Grandmama carried the coyote pup, ugh her name is Ocean i'm tired of saying the coyote pup, into the house and set her on the plaid couch. "Now, didn't I tell you to stop bothering them birds? I bet they didn't even do anythin' wrong, you just hyper!" Grandmama wrapped Ocean's paw with a casting. "Yer lucky I care about you! If I wasn't in charge of you, I woulda left you out there!"

Ocean scowled. "Mah mama said that sea birds were a great thing and you don't appreciate them!" Grandmama shook her head. "Uh-oh. She ain't ever say that! Now, the only reason you love them birds is because you have ADHD!"

"OH MY LORD! DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?" Ocean hissed, stumbling up. She fell back onto the couch. "I don't tolerate that behavior, go into the Me Banned corner and think about what you just did!" Grandmama shouted.

Ocean limped into the Me Banned corner and sat down.

''I bet those seaaaaa birrrrrds are thankful that I leaped at 'em! They are just bad at showing it! Grandmama just overreacted, I know she did, too. I hope I didn't break my leg again. . .''

Ocean stopped thinking. "Grandmama, I'm done thinking!"

"Mmm, you are? Go play outside! No chasin' sea birds!" Grandmama growled, reading a book that she got from screeching HEARTSTONE in the air. Well, Ocean was screeching it and it fell on her face.

Ocean ran outside to see two seagulls eating seeds by the ocean. ''We're lucky to live by the ocean! ''Ocean thought as she prepared her vocal cords. "SEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDS!" She screamed, pouncing on the birds. It pecked at her, but this time, Ocean was quicker. She put the bird in her mouth until it died. She could taste really salty feathers. "GRANDMAMA! I GOT A PET SEA BIRD! COME SEE! COME SEE!" Ocean yelled.

The old coyote muttered curse words and walked to Ocean. "You should be back playing with that tree," Grandmama spat, "and didn't I say no more chasin' them birds?" Ocean dropped the sea bird in guilt. "I'm sorry.." Ocean said. "No. I ain't acceptin' that!" Grandmama growled.

"And we don't eat sea birds! Why'd you have to murder it like that?" Grandmama hissed. "I was trying to get a pet sea bird! I had to chew on its face to make it stop struggling and screeching." Ocean explained. "Well, I guess that's pretty stupid. I mean, you're pretty stupid." Grandmama took Ocean into the house.

"Grandmama, I counted the stars last night." Ocean said. "Oh really? How many did you count?" Grandmama asked. "One." Ocean said her mouth lolling. "Unacceptable! There are billions among zillions of stars!" Ocean shook her head, gazing at her tablet. "Actually, there's 200 billion stars, according to google."

"Grr! You annoyed me from the afternoon the the evening! Go take a shower, brush your teeth, and get your clothes ready for school!" Grandmama hissed. "What? What School? I wanted to go tradinggggga!" Ocean whined. "Oh. Okay, then do everything I just told you 'cept get your clothes ready!" Grandmama growled. "Okay, I'll get my clothes ready for trading, then! And my trading list!"

"You don't have any items, though." Grandmama tilted her head.

"Oh, can I borrow your rares? I have to trade them!" Ocean begged.

"Okay, but be very fair for them headdresses, mk?" Grandmama said.