A Crossover Glitch?

Hello. My name is Mythical Shyhelper. I am a dark red and white red panda with cyan girl eyes, red candy cane socks, and a red candy cane tie. I used to be a normal red panda, but one day, my life got really edgy. This is the story...

Chapter 1 - Glitched Panda??
It was a normal day. I was wandered through Jamaa Township, looking for some candy cane horns so I could have a full candy cane look. But while I was wandering through Jamaa, I saw a strange panda.

He was dark gray and blood red, because that's edgy. He had blood colored "cute eyes", and was wearing a dark red scarf and violet rare bow and arrows. His animal name was "Countess Bluelily." He sat in the corner of Jamaa Township, simply saying "Huge pokemon roleplay my den! Totally not a crossover or anything"

I was supicious, but I joined the roleplay because I was curious. I was sent to a den I had never seen before; it was rather small, resembling a large circular arena. It was made up of dusty tan bricks, cracked and ruined with age. A demonic pentagram was carved into the floor, and statues of psuedo legendaries' first forms were in every corner. The music was dark and eerie, singalling something edgy was about to happen.

Me and Countess were the only people in the den. Countess was dancing supiciously. Suddenly, she did that non-member evil emojii, and I hard the crack of lightning. The pentagram on the floor started glowing flickering between blue and orange. After a few seconds, there was a burst of purple light, and appearing in the den were... AN ANIMAL JAM RESHIRAM AND ZEKROM??? OMG???

Soon after appearing, they started FIGHTING!!! Reshiram used Blue Flare, and Zekrom used Bolt Strike. They collided in the center of the den, and there was a burst of light. When it faded, literately everything was broken. They were both covered in burns and scratches and blood and other signs of damage, but they were STILL FIGHTING!!!!

Reshiram used Fusion Flare, and Zekrom used Fusion Bolt. The attacks fused into a single orb of electricity and fire, and the orb preceded to explode. The floor cracked, and me and Countess fell to the second floor, which had statues of the psuedo legendaries middle forms instead of their first ones. While I was bleeding everywhere, Countess was copletely unharmed. Reshiram and Zekrom landed in the middle of the den, even more battered and bloody.

They used Dragon Breath on each other, knocking themselves into the walls. Countess smiled unbelievably wide, and her eyes started glowing red, like a .exe. The music screeched to a stop, and Countess preceded to turn into a kyurem and inhaled the Reshiram and Zekrom. Then he used Glaciate, freezing the entire room and causing it to shatter, causing us to fall onto the third floor, which had the final forms' statues.

Countess walked up to me, and I screamed. SHE WAS GOING TO KILL ME! She prepared to use Glaciate on me, but then KIRBY CAME, AND HE WAS RIDING A VICTINI!

Chapter 2 - I GET SAVED!!!
So Kirby appeared riding a victini. He shouted "VICTINI, USE V-CREATE!" in the most epic voice ever, and the Victini used V-Create on Countess. She screamed and fell out the window. "DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU!" he shouted. Then Kirby grabbed me and rode Victini into a portal.

(W.I.P.)