SPIKEY SPIKE

DIS IS DA STORY OF DA SPIKEY SPIKE

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WONCE UH PON UH TIEM

DERE WAZ LIZAS SUN

HER SUN WAZ VARY RAER

HIZ NAEM WAZ GREELEY JR

JAMMURZ DID NOT LIEK LIZA BUT DEY THINK GREELEY JR IS GREELYS SUN

SO DEY GIVE GREELEY JR LOT OF SPIEKS

WON DAY DERE WAZ UH WULF DAT LOAFED GREELY SOOO MUCH

DA WULF SEES GREELEY JR

DA WULF FALLOH GREELEY JR TOO LIZAS DEN

DA WULF GASPEED

DA WULF THINKED GREELEY JR WAZ AN IMPOSTUR"DA NEXT DAY"DA WULF SEES GREELEY JR INN JAMMA TOUN SHIP

DA WULF GAEV GREELEY JR UH SPECHAL SPIKEE

GREELEY LIEKED DA SPIEK AUND GAEV DA WULF UH PICSHURE OV HIMSELF

DA WULF WAZ DISGUSTED AUND THROO AWAY DA PICSHURE

DAT DAY, WEN GREELEY JR WENT TOO HIZ DEN SOMETING BAAD HAPENED

UH OH! DA SPIKEZ ON DA SPIKEY SPIKE WENT INTOO GREELEY JR NEK! LIZA SEES GREELEY JR IZ DED!

DA SPIKEY SPIKE JUMPEDD ON LIZA AUND MAEKED HER DED!

DA SPKEY SPIKE MAED THEM DED TOO!

DA SPIKEY SPIKE TOOOK OVER DA WURLD!

TOO BE CONTINUUED