Thread:Happywolfpuppy/@comment-31191359-20181001170406/@comment-26863232-20181013202752

....No. What am I doing? I gotta be princess-y. This won't do on my resume. Not like I'd ever make a resume, but whatever.

I am no pampered princess. I AM A WARRIOR!

I will defend Howler! I unsheathe my sword in order to defend him, but the moment the sword is revealed, it falls apart into a million pieces.

Oh. Dang it! Whatever. When I get back home, I'm having the swordsmith executed. Or something.