Animal Jam: Improved Edition

"This is a Creepypasta that contains gore, violence, and some suggestive themes. Do not read if you are sensitive"

-CHAMELEONBREEZE.

'''Animal Jam: Improved Edition! '''

Developer: Animal Jammers

Description:

Play the new improved version Animal Jam. For ages 0-60!

0 likes. 666 dislikes.

Reviews:

“I feel dirty”

-User. Sep 19, 2018.

 

I played this game. I made a “buddy”, who was a pink arctic wolf. She told me to go to the pillow room to “play”. We laid down on a pillow and she told me to mate. I exited the game and puked in my trash can. Today, however, I rejoined the game when I heard of the new “fun popsicle update”. I entered the game to see a bunch of players licking an animal trapped in an ice cube in a suggestive way. Some player then ran up to me and licked my tail yelling “SURPRISE!” Never playing again.

 

“Inappropriate”

-Another User. Jun 7, 2017.

 

Downloaded this for my 5 year old twins, who love animals. They ran up to me crying saying they went to the new “cupcake factory”, and this goat in a lab coat chopped them to bits with blood and gore. I played the game myself. There was some sort of ritual in this place called the pillow room, where a poor player was burnt alive. There was lots of swearing in the chat. Sometimes, an advertisement showing naked people will come up while playing loud explicit music. I realized this game was not even made by WildWorks or National Geographic Kids. Don’t give this to your kids. Get the actual game instead!

 

“Help mee!”

-And Another User. December 26, 2017.

 

I’m a Youtuber and I got this as a gift for christmas from my grandma, despite the fact it was free. However, I love AJ, so I thought this game was going to be a great experience. The menu screen is covered in ads, one being for this creepy site called HornTime.io. The spawn area appeared to be the Illuminati Headquarters, with a giant triangle and an eye staring at me. A message popped up saying “Your personal information has been collected. Thanks! Now, fellow Jammers can stalk you in your sleep!” After that creepy message, I tried to delete my account, but an evil bear laughed at me and told me “Once you enter this realm, you can never leave. HAHAHA!” I ran away from the hellish spawn area and went to the game room. The “games” were more like torture devices to me. There was this game where you make cupcakes with this squirrel, and then she chops open your stomach and puts the organs in the cupcake, before stuffing the cupcake into your stomach. No wonder every time I play, there is a message in the chat saying “Player bled to death after playing cupcakes.” I played another game called “Balloon Pop Madness.” I had to throw porcupines at balloons, and if I missed, they hit a wall with spikes and got impaled. I took a break to puke in my underwear drawer, before going back to play their version of “Falling Phantoms”, my favorite AJ game. However, in this version, when a phantom hits the ground, their dead body lays there to rot. When they hit a player, the player burns to death in a graphic way. Also, there is an ash avalanche at the end of the game that buries everyone in piles of ash with a sick coughing sound effect and a message saying “EVERYONE WILL DIE!” I decided to not play anymore games, so I went on an adventure. There was only one adventure, called “THE END OF THE WORLD.” I played it. You just stand in one place waiting for a nuke to drop down and for every animal to be pulverised violently. I left, trying to go to a safer place. There was a pillow room, a place to make buddies. It was worse than the one in the normal AJ. The sign in front said “Pillow Club. Drink, Play, Mate.” I entered the room. There was a cult of players worshipping something. I figured this was not the actual pillow room, so I went to the real one, which had a similar sign. When I entered, there was lots of swearing. Players were drinking alcohol, while smoking cigarettes and gambling. There were players on the pillows, hugging and kissing, as if they were --. Some girl fox came up to me and licked my snout. I deleted the app after, but this “ILOVEJAMMERS” guy keeps texting me about

if I could come to his den to play. I am still haunted by this. I am not even living with my parents anymore. I am in this guy’s basement. Help me!