The "Lagify" Glitch

Hello! And welcome to AJ News!
"I'm your host, Daredevil, along with a special guest; Lucky, for our limited edition episode: Lagify!"

"So, how are you doing, Lucky?"

"Pretty well. So, can you tell our viewers what we're doing?"

"Well, Lucky, we're going to be sharing the things that make the most-"

"Gimme an L! Gimme an A! Gimme a G! What's that spell? L-A-G LAG!"

".....Thank you, Princess...."

"Alright! Here's a good list!"

ONE - WHEN OPENED/USED TWO - WHEN PLACED "Thanks for that list, Lucky!"
 * Adventure Chests
 * Member Claws
 * Non-Member Claws
 * Masterpieces
 * Overfilled Inventories
 * Animated Items
 * Pets
 * Claws
 * Pets
 * Random items placed rapidly

"You're welcome.....though it's nothing compared to my Glitch."

"Wha-"

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Please stand by

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So, that's your topic?
Pelagus nodded. Mrs. Natasha stiffened slightly. "The Glitch was never identified as real, Pelagus. I don't know if most sources would be fact..." Pelagus's eyes widened. "I-I think I can get some-some fact...." Mrs. Natasha raised her brow at the young seal. Pelagus gulped.

"I know a few....helpful sources." Mrs. Natasha nodded, then flickered her eyes to the next student.