User blog:Abbykurle/Google translate writes Slave of the Phantoms

While I'm in the process of rewriting Slave of the Phantoms and adding to the plot of Rise of the Elements and upcoming Rising Heroes books, I thought I might put SotP into Google translate way too many times before turning it back to English... Not only that, but I'm translating the oldest, cringiest version of it. The version that was my fourth story on the wiki.

So, enjoy- or cringe to death at the weirdness of it.

Chapter One caught
The stars will gather for the party and leave room for the crew. Ḵybyn faster than a small piece of wood on each side of the ocean and smell its No Fenty. To heaven serious Fenty stars almost alone. Rock star black reliable news. Look at the noise they were doing outside with. Phoenix back to the bedroom was passing over him, and at the back of the chase, but... it was too late.

Some people turned Fantysh instead of him to take the IDS to NAME, jạcạw the hearth in the arms of the bearings they made.

The stars will fall more convenient. Fortunately sleep rested, but the knife broke.

It amounts to the features of, and the relationship has amazing. The rod of the mind.

A ball is flat, then suddenly turned back, increasing or decreasing the value from the monsoon.

preferably

(That chapter was extra weird because I broke Google and it wouldn't let me translate anymore, so I deleted a few words and had to translate every few sentences individually.)

Lesson 2: Cells
Stars mounted in a purple metal cage. It is an intermediate floor with three strong iron doors and a closed door.

In the stone walls there are bathrooms, sinks, tables, beds and small windows. There is a large corner in his door.

It is a deep purple spirit and full of air with large spears and nails.

"Ah, I am General Ariam. I think you are a star? They responded to the wind."

"Well, yes, but how do you know?"

"One of my employees told me to put my summer gardens in a camp. Now that I know some of your skills ... I think you'll be very helpful to me."

Cry for the stars.

It was strange, he did not understand what was on his heart.

A reminder gave him the paper. "I'll put you in jail, so you have to do it today." If you have any questions, your neighbor can help. "

Tara knew Elim was missing, and she knew about it, but it wasn't her.

She looked back. The rule is ... When reading the book, four animals appear. The color is gray or black with blue on the hair. His eyes were wide and his hair was smooth.
 * 1) How to hold your order, how to create and receive a spare card
 * 2) No Escape
 * 3) He did not give birth to the words of Urim Arim and listened carefully to the yellow cloth.
 * 4) Jammers will be punished for those who don't
 * 5) Do not explain or discuss ATT protection
 * 6) Star re-viewed. It's a mile away. He waits.

"What about this beast?" I asked one of the neighbors.

He states that objects are surrounded by subtle qualities or spiritual environments.

Ask for stars

They work on the blanket until the mouse is used.

The stars are looking at the gala. Star asked, "What's his name?"

He called Mary a star

"Yes, great. I'm happy to meet you."

Chapter III: A Good Deal
The stars glanced over the bed to see the guards at the door.

"It's time to work," he said. The controller opens and turns on the camera. There is a policeman like Otterm Rim, but he is small and a lawyer.

Guards lead the stars through the openings and rooms, some of which are spirits, but each have a goat spirit. They came everywhere in a large house with thousands of pipes and machines.

Viewers push the stars into a room intended for a large car. He saw many animals slide large bags into the truck

The star looked at the two wires and thought of another door in the room.

"Grab the bag, take it." If you do not accept the project you will be penalized. “The guard said he was fine.

The goalkeeper jumps into the star's purse and grabs it one by one. He went up the stairs and climbed several steps. The basket fell to the ground and cracked,

Couldn't pick the stars in the bag, definitely fall. For each step, bind the heavy metal heavy and heavy. The star climbed the whole ladder and stopped.

There is a big hole around the car, but there is no place to release it under the well. The star hangs up the ladder, throws a hole in the hole, then ties it to another ladder.

The star rises slowly from the stairs and often approaches the wolf as he rises. The iron ladder was heavy, running under them. The steps and dirt of the metal come in step by step.

The old man panicked when he heard loud shouts under his hips. The board on which it rests stops and continues to bend until it is surrounded by strong cracks. The star loses one leg and stops with the last leg.

Stars have their full potential and are close. When he reached the steps of the beautiful things, he saw a fox coming down the broken stairs.

The stars are surprised when the fox falls and falls to the ground. The fox's enchanted fox shows a bloody, bloody body.

The old woman came with a star.

"Whatever you want to do. You know! That's it."

The stars are worried, they will never be. "Excuse me, this doesn't mean."

The worm broke its teeth and jumped. Before they arrived, the director guessed.

Back to work. He charged his mother-in-law. The lion cannot speak or speak.

Ghost had an old face. "Once again." Older people come back to work wisely, which is amazing.

CHAPTER 4: NO.
The star turned into a cell and looked at an empty room at his side.

The room on the right was next to an eagle called Marie, and on the left an empty room. The star received a large number of cells that were looking for cells to add a new slave, but never used the same cell.

There are wide bathrooms, broken beds and a bowl. If there is a toilet, it is likely that the area will be covered.

The star was lying on the track and he looked at the jail and was always empty. It will not change. It has never been used. This is a cage, not a hut. Fire

The Star focuses on these ideas, repeating them over and over again. Since he started working, he has been trying to forget about the destruction.

The star was born in the middle of the night. Most watchdogs are seen sleeping, but they wake up early.

Star break. This was the first time in peace and tranquility since his arrest. When Bintang fell asleep, she heard voices.

It came from nowhere. More and more voices came from the darkness of the room. The star looked around and saw orange eyes.