Satisfying Dog

I'm Satisfying Dog, and since Grammar Cat was a bit annoying and a killjoy, I'm going to fix the world up a bit!

I didn't wander around quietly, but I ran around unnoticed and searched for glum or angry jammers. "Ohmg! I just got scammed!" A wolf yelled, sleeping and crying.

I uncovered myself and went up to the wolf. "Hi! What items got scammed?" I asked, lolling my mouth. "Headdress! AJHQ won't return it because it's discontinued!" The wolf cried. I gave it a brand-new light pink headdresses! :D!

"OMG! TYSM! OMG OMG! BUDDY ME RIGHT NOW!" The wolf cried. I don't usually buddy jammers since I'm not a real jammer, but I did it anyway.

I invisible-ified myself again. A few minutes later, I saw a sad bunny. "What's wrong?" I asked him. "Well...nobody will trade me a flower crown for my den betas..." He said. I traded them a black flower crown! :D! "Aw, thank you so much!" The bunny said. "My buddy will be so happy!"

Oh yay! I made 2 people happy!

I found an angry fox. "What's wrong?" I asked. "Umm...I KEEP TRYING TO SCAM BUT I NEVER GET ANYTHING AND I GET SUSPENDED!"

I showed them a picture of a burnt chicken nugget.

"WHAT THE? UGH!" The fox left.

Welp, the scammer doesn't appreciate what I gave her. I believe my job is done--

there's a very sad penguin.

"I'm getting bullied bc I'm a non-member and I'm unrare!" He said. "Hm? Well, you're amazing. Here," I gave the penguin 29348838214789887242828737462829292374682923473678299473922384672 year memberships and 3388888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888886648283892 trillion betas and rares. I also gave them a hug and a piece of toast and 100 million dollars in real life.

"Oh my gosh, you are the best person I ever met!" The penguin said. I buddied them, and ended my quest to make people smile (or stop scamming).

I hope Grammar Cat is fine with all of the spelling mistakes!

-A horrible knock-off of Grammar Cat