Bubblegum

Minions was just hanging around, chewin bubblegum when he saw a magical pop tart!

"better take this home" he said

* nyan song plays on repeat*

* le evil minion screech*

* bubblegum inflates and explodes, causing a black hole*

"shoot better go back in time to stop dis"

* le magical time machine appears*

2 minuites befor

"dont pick up pop tart will make blak hol"

"0k"

so ze earth wuss zaved