The Random Story Of Kingdoms

I, the great and powerful Lunifer will tell you a story of randomness.

Prologue
Once upon a time, in the lands of JAM-aa, were lots of jamoholic animals who ate jam. This is a kingdom of jam, and the shamans were royalty. Then a wolf cub... WAS BORN HATING JAAAAAAMMMMM! The parents were so ashamed... everyone was shocked... Even the shamans could'nt make a jamoholic outta THIS one.

Chapter 1
Die-ana was a rainbow wolf who hated jam. She hated it alot, and everyone hated her. Her parents TRIED to be proud of her, but they could not. Sooooo Die-ana went on a journey to find another kingdom.

On her loooong way she was hungry, for anything other than jam. And then, she saw a tree. This was an apple tree. So she shook it hard with her handish-paws. But then a ugly fairy came out of nowhere and said "WHY U DO DIS.... DATS MAH APPLE TREE!!!!" Die-ana was shocked and apologized and did'nt shake the apples off. The fairy said "bcaz you did'nt shake mah apples il give you a porcupine to eat kthxbye" and then it flew awaaaay...

Chapter 2
Die-ana ate the porcupine but her mouth was full of quills so she talked like this:

y-moost i hob er percerpoone

As Die-ana travelled farther, she encountered a house shaped like an angry bird. A really scary angry bird. So she ate the house. AND THEN SHE SPIT OUT A NINJA BUNNYYYYY

This Ninja bunny was attractive (not as attractive as me though) and Die-ana fell in love instantly, despite he pushed the quills in her mouth even deeper. Turns out, the house was the ninja bunny's and he made a challenge battle to Die-ana.

To be continued