If the Alphas had phones

Ghostjammer logs onto AJ

Ghostjammer goes to AJHQ

Ghostjammer steals their bootiful iPhone X's

Ghostjammer gives one to Liza. Liza says "um who are you"

Ghostjammer gives one to Cosmo. Cosmo says "what is this hello"

Ghostjammer gives one to Sir Gilbert. Sir Gilbert says "get out of my flipping room weirdo"

Ghostjammer gives one to Peck. Peck says "your white fur is kinda ugly"

Ghostjammer gives one to Graham. Graham says "what is this confusing contraption made of thingamajigs and thingamabobs?"

Ghostjammer gives one to Greely. Greely says "i'll punch you."