How to Be the Best Jammer Ever

'''This is an ongoing list of how to be the "best" Jammer ever. You can add to it!'''


 * 1) Eat your pet pig for breakfast along with your owl's eggs
 * 2) Scam innocent Jammers
 * 3) Yell "Wolves suck!" at a wolf only party
 * 4) Be a power player
 * 5) Talk only in caps locks
 * 6) Only wear epic wonders clothing with a spiked collar
 * 7) Dress in orange, green, blue, yellow, red, and pink AT ONCE with wide googly eyes
 * 8) Scam your best friend
 * 9) Scam an AJHQ member
 * 10) Hack your best friend and AJHQ
 * 11) Add realistic features into Animal Jam through hacking
 * 12) Always side with the phantoms
 * 13) Say that non members suck
 * 14) Flash trade good items for poor items
 * 15) Abuse the AJ safe chat
 * 16) Demand you are gifted or traded in an unfair way
 * 17) Threaten to call AJHQ over stupid things
 * 18) Demand to be adopted
 * 19) Joke about getting hacked
 * 20) Lie about recording
 * 21) Beg for a mate
 * 22) Insult random Jammers
 * 23) Brag how rare you are
 * 24) Only put your best items on trade and decline everything, even if it's an over trade. Just show off!
 * 25) Host a giveaway at your den, then say you need to trust trade first. No flash.
 * 26) Ask to try on an article of unavailable or rare clothing.
 * 27) Only buddy somebody for their items.
 * 28) BEG OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL THEY LOSE THEIR MINDS
 * 29) Say that ALL the members on AJ are bad and greedy
 * 30) Say that you trade back if you accept
 * 31) Say that you decline EVERYTHING
 * 32) Beg people to buy items for you with gems, tickets or diamonds.
 * 33) Offer codes and say you need to trust to get them.
 * 34) Threaten innocent Jammers.
 * 35) Pose as Fman122 or WretchedJungle. (Maybe even RecycledBeards, Dens or x)
 * 36) Interrupt videos
 * 37) Spam random Jammers by dressing up as the Lost Jammer (hopefully they'll surrender and hand over all their rares.)
 * 38) Scream at AJHQ in Jamaa Township about how they forgot to give you a Founders Hat.
 * 39) When role-playing as a Warrior Cat make gross noises while eating rabbits.
 * 40) Whenever you trade someone and they decline, say "Thanks!" So they think you're a hacker.
 * 41) Put mats in your den and say that you have horse coins, then lock your den.
 * 42) Go to the pillow room, and pretend that you constantly poop as a baby.
 * 43) Go into Jamaa Township and say: "GO THROUGH THE PORTAL IN MY DEN FOR DEN BETAS" and watch your friend suffer.
 * 44) Be a powerplayer. "KELLS NNNNNNNNNNNNN"
 * 45) Pretend to be an Alpha's mate. "GREELEH GREHMLIN COWMO END MA'AM GILLSBURT R MY BOYFRAND
 * 46) Or pretend to be an Alpha's sibling. "COWMO ISH MAH BIG BROOOOO"
 * 47) Scare kids by threatening to hack.
 * 48) Go to another language server and try to communicate with people. "bonjour bonjour bonjour bonjour hola"
 * 49) Beg for membership like a freaking idiot when you already have one.
 * 50) Praise the necklace and start a necklace tribe.
 * 51) Yell "Animal Jam sucks!" everywhere
 * 52) Go to a ____'s Only Party and say "____s are stupid!"
 * 53) Flash trade
 * 54) Trust trade
 * 55) Do stupid trades, like a spiked collar for your necklace
 * 56) PRETEND THE BE THE RAREST BREED OF ANY ANIMAL AND MAKE YOURSELF THE ULTIMATE FUTURE ALPHA AND ALPHA CHILD
 * 57) Say you're buddies with all the famous Jammers'.
 * 58) Advertise your channel anywhere
 * 59) Swear with safe chat
 * 60) Give out your personal contact info to somebody you've known for a week.
 * 61) Eat your children
 * 62) Yell "GET REKT OR DI SCRUBZ" everywhere you go. (If you can.)
 * 63) Be the ultimate Wofl and say that everyone must obey you.
 * 64) Tell everyone that you own a dragon. (That dragon you own can set everything on fire, right?)
 * 65) Tell bad puns. (That totally wasn't from Shy.)
 * 66) Wear the worst items and scream "I'M THE RAREST JAMMER EVER!"
 * 67) Lie about leaving AJ and lock everyone out of a giveaway
 * 68) Scream "ANIMAL JAM IS ENDING TODAY!" in a crowded server and watch the reactions
 * 69) Tell everyone you have an unreleased item and watch the begging
 * 70) Start drama
 * 71) Write an inappropriate word with pillows in your den and invite everyone saying there's a surprise
 * 72) Be rude to EVERYONE
 * 73) Bug the heck out of people by FNAF role-playing in Jamaa Township and kill everyone
 * 74) Make a tribe of your favorite fandom
 * 75) Make a hate team against the alphas or any animal you dislike
 * 76) Show off and decline every trade for your precious items
 * 77) Lie about everything you've done on AJ
 * 78) Spam the chat
 * 79) Form a color army and invade Jamaa
 * 80) Scream "I ATE YOUR PET AVOCADO" to random jammers
 * 81) Fangirl over fake Fman's that appear in Jamaa and scream at Jammer's who call him fake.
 * 82) HAVE INFINITE OF EVERYTHING
 * 83) BRAG ABOUT ALLLLLLLL THE BETAS
 * 84) SPAM JAGS (Spam-A-Gram)
 * 85) Do constant FNAF role-plays
 * 86) Join and leave adventures
 * 87) Complain about gifts you get
 * 88) Say "I am the best jammer ever!" everywhere you go.
 * 89) Go to Epic Wonders and defend it by killing everyone who goes in because only YOU can wear the items.
 * 90) Declare all of Sarepia as your territory and defend it by killing all trespassers
 * 91) Wear the bee outfit and scream "IMMA TURTLE!!!!!"
 * 92) Sing unpopular love songs to random people and say it was "from their secret admirer"
 * 93) Pretend to be a FANTABULOUS Youtuber and get glory and fame.
 * 94) Dress up as a beloved cartoon character and kill someone.
 * 95) Draw really bad pictures and send them to AJHQ.
 * 96) Sing Taylor Swift. Not much more to that idea.
 * 97) Pretend to be the lost Jammer and troll.
 * 98) Sing a song that everyone hates in CAPS
 * 99) Put nothing on trade and say "HEADRESS ON TRADE". When people ask why nothing is on trade, say it's just a glitch.
 * 100) Throw stale waffles off of your roof when visitors come to your den. Also throw all your pets off the roof so they will totally live!!!!!!
 * 101) Dramatically murder yourself and get attention and then come back to life and laugh at them
 * 102) Run around as a cheetah and scream "IM A WOLF!!!"
 * 103) Be a bee and sting everyone
 * 104) Cry all the time for attention
 * 105) Go to Sarepia Forest and roleplay die for attention.
 * 106) Create a wolf pack and then attack everyone
 * 107) Act like a noob, but really, you have good items
 * 108) Spell EVERYTHING wrong]
 * 109) Tell everyone that Taylor Swift ended the Cold War
 * 110) Scream that Greely and Sir Gilbert are phantoms
 * 111) Offend EVERYONE and hide your nametag so you can watch the rage
 * 112) Be a cheese block and form a cheese army
 * 113) Form a food army and go to war with the normal jammers
 * 114) Yell false info on updates in Jamaa in a full server
 * 115) Talk to nobody and say "IM TALKING TO GREELY'S GHOST"
 * 116) Be a phantom and kill everyone
 * 117) Start carrot/poop/banana/shrimp rebellions and invade people's dens
 * 118) Roleplay as a very overpowered animal or creature "KEELS IN ONES POONCH"
 * 119) Eat another animal in roleplay
 * 120) Pretend to be the long-lost voodoo shaman and kill people
 * 121) Impersonate a famous Jammer
 * 122) Beg constantly for a rare item
 * 123) Impersonate Mira
 * 124) Impersonate an Alpha
 * 125) Vomit all over the place for no reason
 * 126) Try to summon the ultimate evil at the bottom of the Deep Blue by doing the forbidden voodoo dance
 * 127) Randomly kill someone anywhere in Jamaa
 * 128) Pretend you are the ultimate evil itself and kill everything in sight
 * 129) Follow a random Jammer all over the place
 * 130) Pretend you're Nightmare Foxy from FNAF 4 and bite everyone's front lobes off
 * 131) Scream at random people "YOU SCALE MEH!" even if they didn't scam you
 * 132) Sleep and yell "U STEPPED ON ME!!!!!!!!!!" if others walk over you
 * 133) Make a FNAF tribe and kill EVERYONE in sight
 * 134) Be a bunny and get adopted. Then, destroy the house and kill yourself
 * 135) Make a edgy clan and rule the forest
 * 136) Be a warrior cat and create a great clan. Then, lock everyone out and change animals to watch the rage
 * 137) Convince everyone that Mira is a goat
 * 138) Be a shark and eat everyone
 * 139) Interrupt conversations
 * 140) Adopt someone and tape them in a box to send them back to the Pillow Room
 * 141) Tell everyone how perfect you are with a terrible animal design
 * 142) Be a zombie and bite everyon
 * 143) Pretend to be a ghost and yell "BOO" at everyone you see
 * 144) Be an emo and cry all day for attention. Then, say you lie
 * 145) Get adopted saying that you're a beautiful innocent dog/cat... then destroy everything in sight
 * 146) Sing terribly as a 'bootiful' monkey and watch the rage flood in
 * 147) Be a very evil dolphin, go to Kani Cove and kill everyone who goes there because only you can live there
 * 148) Eat a poor innocent bunny as an eagle followed by a main course of wolves
 * 149) Pretend you're a Rabbid and go crazy and hit random people on the head with a toilet plunger
 * 150) Stage an act with your friend where your friend is Bowser and you are Princess Peach and you pretend to annoy Bowser... then see how others react
 * 151) Troll random people at dinner parties
 * 152) Scream "I AM TERROR IS" and bomb Jamaa Township
 * 153) Bring in a whole army of phantoms into Sarepia Forest and kill everyone
 * 154) Pretend you are Pinkamena from the MLP Creepypasta Cupcakes, trap people in your basement and kill them
 * 155) Be a brightly colored wolf and scream, "I AM WARRIOR CAT!" even though you look nothing like one
 * 156) Be a dolphin and swallow everyone whole
 * 157) Dress up as Purple Guy and kill everyone in a dinner party... beware the fangirls though
 * 158) Go to the Play as your Pet Party as an overpowered hamster and kill a snake
 * 159) Scream "OMG PURPLE GUY!" everytime you see a jammer dressed like him
 * 160) Pretend you're a pile of poo and vomit and watch people step on you, then scream "UR SHOES ARE RUIN!"
 * 161) Pretend you're a very snob fashionista and negatively rate people's outfits, but you yourself are very horribly dressed
 * 162) Make love in the Pillow Room with anyone and watch people rage
 * 163) Pretend you are a warrior cat and attack random people who come into your territory
 * 164) Become a vampire in broad daylight, be immune to daylight, and bite everyone
 * 165) Become a wizard and turn everyone to rocks
 * 166) Be a frog and spam the chat with "FROG NOISES"
 * 167) Attack all wolves you see, even though you are a wolf
 * 168) Form a meme tribe and roleplay as memes
 * 169) Tell others the world ends today
 * 170) Create a circus and shove animals in cages like in real life. Abuse the jammers by beating them to make them do tricks
 * 171) Make a zoo and then kill everyone
 * 172) Make a pillow world in your den
 * 173) Make a SeaWorld in your Beach House den or underwater den and poison all of the animals with phantom goo
 * 174) Pretend that you've come from the past and question everyone about the current year
 * 175) Impersonate Captain Sprinkles in bad-ass mode and eat children for your lunch (Totally wasn't inspired from Celestial Plue)
 * 176) Pretend you're Insanity Wolf and eat, forcibly make love, or torture everyone
 * 177) Impersonate Zios