Thread:BlackDragonKid/@comment-26863232-20180316012712/@comment-26863232-20180409015315

(I can just imagine Master going "rrrRRROOOOXXXXXXXane")

"Ah!  Well that's a p-pleasant surprise.  Usually I don't meet such merry c-creatures such as y-you.  The only other carnivorous d-deer-like creature t-that I'm in touch with is, ah, stalking me and waiting for my soul to fall into her hands.  But enough talk about her, care for some more t-tea and chocolate?"

Despite my attempts, my voice trembled with fear. I do not want to reject him, but I do fear his lust. Though he did say "I'm not that hungry," he still gobbled up Master's limb voraciously.

I shall test him (and myself, as well). I pull out a Toblerone packet and offer it to him, holding it with my paw. He's probably going to........ Alas! I should have thought this better.