Hacker!

Author's Note
This is a trollpasta, so don't say that it's not scary, because then- well, I guess you'd be right.

Also, I'm thinking of changing the name to 'The AI prank the Jammers' or something similar.

Prologue
One day in Jamaa, Greely was bored.

He was the most bored wolf bored alpha who was bored because the boring world of boring Jamaa was being a boring bore.

Nobody saw him, watching from a rooftop.

"TWADE FAIWLY WITH MEH CAUSE I HAVE A SPIKED COLLAR!!!" a white arctic wolf was screaming.

From the Pillow Room, there came similar cries. The wolf alpha harrumphed and flicked his ear, annoyed. I swear, if these are the animals the others are training, we're doomed... he thought.

"I'M A BABY WOLF PUPPY!!! ADOPT MEH, BUT MEMBERS ONLY!!!!!!" The squeaky voice of a full-grown rabbit came drifting up to him. The wolf was promptly sick, ruining an eagle's founder hat below. The eagle started bawling like a three-year-old.

Greely started praying to Mira.

"MIRA, GET DOWN HERE AND HELP ME FOR YOUR SAKE!" he bellowed, unheard to the jammers all around him. Mira promptly flew down and landed in front of him.

"Yeeeees?" she said, in a sickly sweet voice.

"HELP ME WITH THESE IMPOSSIBLE CREATURES!" the wolf roared at her. The pelican's blue feathers were blown back by the sheer force of his roar.

"Okey-dokey!" A black wolf with blood-red eyes appeared in front of him. And then many more creepy animals appeared.

"Okay, I'll prank that weird eagle!" the other wolf agreed, in Peck's Voice.

Chapter One: FMAN122
I came back from school, but nevermind about that, and got on my computer. I promptly went to play Animal Jam on my awesome member beta account. I started typing in 'SEND ME GIFTS I'M RECORDING', but then my founder's hat turned GREEN and that totally ruined my blue/yellow colour scheme!!! I started crying in real life.

Suddenly, I got a jam-a-gram! I clicked it, and saw that eagle picture. But it was GREY! And the eagles had red eyes and blood splatters, as well as blood-drenched claws! In the top left was a bright red gift icon! Instead of 'Animal Jam rocks', it said 'Animal Jam' and then 'IS DEAD' in BLOOD!!! AND THEN THAT SPOOKY NIGHT OF THE PHANTOMS MUSIC STARED PLAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I opened the gift. INSIDE WAS A NORMAL NECKLACE!!!!!!!

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