Thread:Happywolfpuppy/@comment-31191359-20171003005441/@comment-26863232-20171020213057

A word of 'advice' from my sponsor:

'''So, two dragons, one plush and friendly, the other an anorexic punk, and a stupid chap walk into a room of an asylum. Then, the anorexic dragon punk decides that they no longer shall be anorexic and takes the other dragon hostage (despite being somewhat the same person). The formerly-anorexic dragon demands the dude to sacrifice themself as a ransom.'''

What should the dude do?

''Umm.... Er, I don't know! Woe is me! Woe is you! Woe to all of us!''

"Um, what if I don't.... give you.... my life?"