Mummy, Mummy!

Prince sat at the table with his mum and toy trucks, happy as could be.

"Mummy, Mummy? Why are necklaces magenta?"

"Because they are ugly."

"Mummy, mummy? Why are wolves blue?"

"Because they are ugly."

By now, the mum Daisy was starting to get fed up.get

"Mummy, mummy, why are waffles black?"

"They arn't, we just always burn them." Flora snapped at her son.

"Mummy, mummy, why is grass green?"

"Because grey grass is boring." Flora growled.

"Mummy, mummy? Why is blood red?"

"Why do you ask?"

"It's coming out your eyes."