Phantom Failure: Paw Jobs

Dear Diary,

Today was my third birthday, which means I'm getting a job! Lots of phantoms don't survive for 3 years. Hope I get a good one! Cosmo's made a new thing. It explodes into phantoms. Hope jammers don't have them. Yet.

Dear Diary,

Still don't have a job yet. Should be assigned one tomorrow. My friend Jax is a hunter, and goes with the phantom king to the hive to battle lots of jammers. I hope Jax comes out alive.

Dear Diary,

Apparently I'm a Finder. Which means you and a troop of other phantoms have to go and search for lost-for-days phantoms. Luckily we won't go out till next week.

3 days later...

Dear Diary,

Jax still hasn't came back for 3 days. Actually, none of the troop have. Even the king hasn't been found! I've heard the hive is a dangerous place. Lots of jammers destroying multiple phantom kings and hunters. With the weird seeds that explode. I've heard a jammer say boomseed. That sounds like an accurate name for an exploding seed.

Dear Diary,

We started brainstorming today in tower 444. We need to write down ideas on how to defeat the jammers and alphas we could run into in the hive. So far, I've scribbled down, ''electric sparks, smashing tentacles, new phenomenons, better armour, use spiky spears. ''It's not that much, and I'm not sure if it's effective. Hopefully one of them gets used. No one could understand my work, so I had to translate it into phantom. Am I the only one that can speak and write jammer?

Dear Diary,

Just the usual today. More brainstorming and Jax still hasn't come back. Our finding begins in 2 more days! I had a weird dream yesterday. I was in a corrupted Jamaa Township, with jammers everywhere. They got out their spears and started waving their paws round. I ran. Then one threw a boomseed at me, and I kept running. Until I woke up. Crazy.

Dear Diary,

1 more day till I possibly perish like the rest of the phantom finders. We've started occasionally going to the weapons room in the top floor, choosing our spears. I found this weird one with a label, ''ice and electric spear. very powerful. ''Well, it said that in phantom, but I translated it. For lunch we had mouldy meatloaf and water with algae and grime. It was a special treat for us Finders. Apparently we're going to get a big feast tomorrow afternoon. We've also finished polishing some slimy steel armour. Mine has no specks of goop whatsoever. Hope that tomorrow will be a good find!

-2 days later-

Dear Diary,

Diary fell into crack. And now it's bed so I better go or I'll get zapped.

Dear Diary,

Fight was epic. We stumbled in foolishly to the hive, peering at the phantom traps and things we had set up. We strolled through one, and boom! A jammer sent a boomseed flying at my left tentacle. I got my spear ready, sending a ray of thunder towards the ignorant grizzly bear. In fright, the bear went and left the hive. Then it was the big oopsie. We accidentally ran into Greely, who is so annoying, spying on us when we're plotting. He knows all our actions, so we had to flee. Then we ran into jammers dragging the hunters and 10 dragging the king. When they saw us, it was rays of thunder and ice and other stuff. Lots of booms. And then, when we won, we took the hunters and the king to the nurse. Probably going to have to make new phantom clones tomorrow. Sorry, got to go for the feast.

-later-

Feast was awesome. We had mouldy potato chips, grime infested chicken sandwiches, and algae filled soda. I'm so full right now. I was right, we do have to go and make some new phantoms.

Dear Diary,

w.i.p