Precious Cast Answers

Prologue (ish)
HELLO! I AM THE GREAT AU-

Wont: What

What do you mean? This is basically where you type in your question- what Wont?

~stares at Wont, who is digging through the pantry frantically like he'd never see any sort of food in approximately five seconds~

Gef: Bruh moment

Lelli: ~rolls eyes~

ANYWAY, type it into a heading and make sure to include your username. Oh, yeah, if you create a question, you're required to-

Lelli: Comment? Yeah yeah, we get it, you said that in MY story too. Now hurry up.

Each person is allowed 5 questions.

Gef: ~nervously~ Isn't that a lot to answer?

Wont: Depends. Now quit eating your fingernails!

Gef: I am NOT

Ella: Did anyone ever tell you you sound like a baby?

Guys, quit. Anyway, these characters are mostly dead so uh, yeah, don't mind the fact I've killed off almost half the characters

Ash: HURRY UP di2erghr83o2figrhuidwk ~breaks the camera~

(that's how I ended up buying another camera).

Safetyfireluv: Who's your crush out of everyone in that group? (If you were all the same age)
Ash: Did we look the same? Cause if so, nobody.

Lily: Wont... ~bats eyelashes~

Wont: Are you trying to flirt with a 80-year old man?

Lily: Ew, you're that old?

Guys, remember the question, right? We're all the same age now.

Wont: Gee, that'd be nice. I wish. And, Lily, sometimes I say that to myself too. We both don't like it. Nevertheless, I must admit I'm truly flattered-

Ella: Stop with your smart talk and let us answer the question!

Yes, please!!!!

Lelli: Alright. Gef. I mean-

Gef: Ooh.

Lelli: THAT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, KNUCKLE BRAIN!

Ash: Hold up! I got a good one!

Go on. Please. ~facepalms~

Ash: Nobody.

~shuts off camera~

Safetyfireluv: If you all had to fight to the death, who would win and who would die first?
Wont: I'd probably die first. I vote Lelli for winner, anyway. That'll be my death wish, as I dedicated my entire life in Precious to her, so, uh, fair.

Lelli: Point. Hmm... that's tough. Yeah, I guess I would win, but Wont's the oldest. Honestly, I think maybe Gef would win. he doesn't have to get close with a gun, but I have to be right there to swipe with my claws.

Gef: Point. But Lily and Ella are small and they can hop away.

Lelli: Here's the order I think ~after carefully playing it out in her head~

Lelli: Me-

~murmurs of protest~

Lelli: Stop, Author. As I was. Wait... okay. Wont, Ella, Me, Lily, Gef.

Fair enough. I agree with you.

Wont: ~throws camera at the wall~

RIP (second camera. Ooh fun idea let's totally count how many they break)

If somebody always typed LiKe tHiS, what would you do?
Uh, run away.