Just add stupid quotes. They don't have to be in AJ, but they certainly can be. In fact, most of the things on this list are non AJ related. You can kinda tell which are AJ and which are not. I just wanted to make this page, so I hope you guys laugh at these.
"EVERYONE REPORT ME I WANT TO SEE IF I GET BANNED" - Some kid with 12 HDs on his trade in Coral Canyons
"My laptop is the only person I can group up with. Can I partner up with it?" -Kid at school who plays meme soundboards during class
"You aren't trusting me with your items! You're a scammer!!!!"
"I don't want to make my main look look like a thot"
"I know how to hack! I just go bing bing bong and-"
"DON'T LEAVE YOUR CRAYOLAS THERE!!"
(Randomly while playing Best Guess) "You smell weird."
"We don't need carrots... we have MORE CARROTS!!"
"It comes from tropical trees."
"In order to finish his journey, Darkfur had to go through the land of lava, the land of quicksand, and the land of tall grass."
"THE PENCILS ARE IN THE ZOO."
"I'm Melania Trump." (a boy said this)
"i know how babies r made!! im not THAT INNOCENT GEEX"
"OUCHYYYY MY BUTTHOEL"
"I'M A POTATOOOOOOOOO!!"
"I'm a rotten egg?"
"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY." -proceeds this sentence by falling off chair-
"I don't see any hamsters."
"HIS NAME SHALL BE... UH... FLUFFY!!"
"Look (anonymous), it's you!" -points to squashed grape on the floor-
"What? No, I'm not that dumb." -walks into pole-
"I see a bright light... OW OK THAT ACTUALLY REALLY HURTS MY EYES. TAKE IT AWAY!!"
"Who wants tomatoes?"
"Why are there so many asians?"
"Look, that cloud looks like a bunny rabbit... but dead."
"IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOGER!!" -points to terrible drawing of very fat/poofy pomeranian (like, so fat it actually DOES look like a booger)-
"I suddenly randomly dies from giggle attack I suffocates in giggles rotfl"
"There are so many people everywhere. Someday, these people will either be famous or hobos."
"I BOUGHT TWO BOXEN OF DONUTS."
"Um... it's green." (we were talking about algae)
"I MADE A PLANE!!"
"Guys, I bought some mountain dew!"
"I'M A GURL!"
"This tastes like chicken." (while eating a piece of chicken)
"UGH, THERE'S OIL ON MY HANDS!" -tries to wash hands and ends up clogging the sink-
"It's not 100, it's 100 DIVIDED BY 4."
"BUT HE PUSHED ME!!" -falls off chair-
"April Fools!" (this was said during October)
"Is crying because potatoes are falling from the sky."
(While playing Sky High) "Farts so powerfully I raise altitude and get to the top and get a necklace"
"YOU DID THIS!!" -points at broken lava crystal-
"THIS IS A PIZZA!!" -points at arctic wolf-
-climbs on basketball hoop and just hangs there- "HALP ME!!"
-someone begins to sing a very deep and touching song, and finally finishes- My friend: "Wut?"
(A red and green giraffe is dancing around) PLZ ADOPT IS WREATH PLZ IM A GOOD WREATH
(A steriotypical Arctic wolf is lying on the ground) "..." (Some guy stands on her) "OMG OWWW U STEPPED ON ME AJHQ WILL BAN U AND SET UR ELECTRIC OUTLETS ON FIRE CUZ UR THE WORST!!!!!! OMG OMG" (Random guy who stood on her): .-. Wut tha
(At a wolves only party) OMG WOLFS R THE WORST
"GUYS DAT BOI IS COMING UP TO INVADE THE EARTH! :O" Then I became a sloth and danced around.
"Boi you gonna run so fast from my mlg artic wolf cause they are the most mlg wolff in all of aj"
"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE" (this was the first time my friend had ever done an adventure)
"What should we name the article?" "...top ten ways your pants can kill you"
"There's a kind of beauty to this" (while sitting on the heads of lots and lots of plushies)
(Said by total idiotic noob) "LOOK PEOPLE I GOT SUPER RAREST ITEM IN ANIMAL JAM THE NON MEMBER NECKLACE!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! I WILL TRADE IT FOR AN ALPHA TIARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Which isn't a thing in Animal Jam)
"Sloth friend is my senpai"-my best friend (Sloth friend happens to be the sloth alpha statue that I thought had creepy eyes)
"No, I am jay further"-a jet black snow leopard
"OHHHHHHHHH DRAMAAAAAAAA YALL ARE SAVAGES-"
"You mean your poured?"
"I am on my spare alphabet"
"I enjoy the consumption of small children!"- Gellyjones
"WHATEVER JOHNNY MCNOFRIENDS" - Wade Martin
"I have a talent in throwing people under the bus." -BlackDragonKid
-goes in a room-"This room...it smells so CLEAN" -Night the cringe
"This swish is delish"
"ENGLAND IS MY CETI"
"You cannot defeat me! I have the power of god AND anime on my side!" -my friend while doing an adventure and killing phantoms
"I am a tree"
"PLZ ADOPT IS LOST TOILET PAPER IN NEED OF CLENING" -a white wolf in jamaa township
"Oh my god" "What?" "It's a glothem!" "What is that" -me and my friends
"My name will be leave pool!" -a gray wolf during a fantasy roleplay that WASN'T warrior cats related
"This place smells like a hurspitol"
"PlZ aDoPt Me i'M a ChRiStMaS tReE" - Me
"I eat small children."
"I'm telling, because i'm a rebel and you're not" - Kaitylyn Smythstroff
"do you smell"
"somebody has a snake i like to eat snakes"
"im a vacuum"
"ja jesc pilki" or "I eat balls" - My brother (he doesnt speak english)
"I didn't know it was a nazi~!"
"I CAN'T SWIM, I'M A SHARK"
"da da da da da da da da da da LAND SHARRRRRRRRRRK"
DANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -heartylover15, as a land shark during a really awkward family roleplay
"(insert the entirety of Your Reality here)- me. Lol
“Maybe it’s an evolutionated danasaur!” —Probably not me.
"It's a flamingo and a lobster." -Gellyjones, 2017
"It's a flob- it's a FLOBSTER!!" -Also Gellyjones from 2017
"What does my list could worth"
"Africa was a good country once." -Me
“SPINNY BOIS LIVE FOREVER!!!” (Points to self as a candle croc)
“ RIP GELLYJONES” (gellyjones is in the same Jamaa Township)
“ My cat died. She is running around on my couch.” - possibly not me
“Hmmmm... I think we need to be low key.” (Proceeds by falling down stairs and landing on a drum set)
“ENDS WITH A GIANT WALL OF FIRE NO NOTHING!!!!!” Other person: ‘blocks’. “OMG THATS SO RUDE YOU SUCH A POWER PLAYER AND BAD ROLEPLAYER”
"This is not fair" -someone in the lucky clovers game
"EF YOU REPORT ME THEN AJHQ WILL BAN U CAUSE REPORTING IS NOT NICE" -a scammer
"I am donald trampf" -a monkey
"Please help me I am a donut in need of being eaten" -a crocodile that didn't even resemble a donut (it was green and orange)
"Hey wouldn't it be cool if we had an item that could expand your inventory by one slot?" "But wouldn't the item take up that slot" -some random people
"Saberteeths are spicy and tasty" -I have no idea who said this, I saw it right before I switched worlds
"DO YOU JENNIFER LAWRENCE" -someone
"PLEASE LIKE MY ART IT IS MY ART SO YOU CANNOT HAVE IT" -someone who I later saw saying 'doing art giveaway at my den no truth'
"Eat my candy canes" -my cousin playing as trolley pig (his aj character, I'll put a photo in the comments later)
"Please trade me bad items doing a spike to necklace challenge" -someone being bombarded with trade requests
"Chewy chewy chocolate" -my friend
"The theme is internet browsers" -me at a troll fashion show
"I am a ukelele" -me
WATCH OUT, THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING-a random annoying user ;)
Part 2. only add to this
"I like your face" - me when I try flirting with girls HAHHAH DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK TO GIRLS!!! HAHA YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I DID, YOU DID, I SEE IT IN YOUR FACE!!!
"I'll be rich and famous and you'll just be a liability then you'll see! YOU'LL ALL SEE" - Something I want to say
I found this cork,but I can't reach that phantom pipe over there. Can you help me?-Pumpkin, the bunny. WITH THE CORK INCHES AWAY FROM HER FEET!
"It smells like... Soap." -Me while in the dish soap isle
"Please stop squishing my wolf toes."
"(Has a creepy contest) YOU WIN! Prize? Where I come from, we do this. (Locks den and releases the monsters upon Jamaa)- Random Arctic Wolf trying to be creepy\
"Spam me with jags! Most jags gets a spike!" -random pig
"alpha is butter" -new jammer
"DIE, SORCERER COW!" -Lord Scatsbury
"i will ingest all the paint in this gallery" - me at someone's art gallery den
LOOK AT MY DEN OR ELSE I WILL REPORT YOU AND GET YOU BANNED (and devil face) - dancing rhino
"That one Max and Ruby song in the soundtrack made me think of big butts,"
"I have 20 billion girlfriends!"
"WHY HAVE YOU HURT ME REALLY A LOT?"
"My cousins are from Massacheezits,"
"Hey guys, if you step on the cracks, then you're gay,"
"I just found out I can fit five hot dogs in my mouth!"
"H-hey, hey kid, d-do you w-wanna sit on my my l-lap"
"I'm SO much rarer than you!" -Random Jammer to Me (I have several longs and a Headdress, they have a Headdress and nothing else (I got a Secret Valentine saying "You are rarer than them XD"))
"I won a giveaway! They locked me out and took my spiked collar, but I won!!! I'm so HAPPY, I never win ANYTHING!!!" - My sister, rest in peace.
"I'm not gay. I'm straighter than a baseball,"
"RUSSIA HAS BEEN ERADICATED!"
"oh behave urself or i'll give u a slap round the earhole" - Noob bunny.
"Yo, wassup pringles?"
"I'm having an corgi... without the see," -My weird friend bypassing the AJ filter.
"Peepil ar soooooooooooo stewped....." (trades me all her rares lol) (I traded them back tho im not a scammer)
"hits ur as cuz im hard" -idiot in the pillow room
"WOW RARES ARE STUPID WHO NEEDS RARES PPL CHOOSE RARES OVER FRIENDS THESE DAYS BLAH BLAH BLAH" -EVERYONE THAT COMPLAINS LIKE CHILDREN ABOUT HOW THEY HATE RARES
"Am I sweating Milk?"
Sneky Sneks!11!!1! -My sister, when she traded me a pet snake
"Man, this new pringles flavor sucks!!! *shows words pain in pringles box* - Something that isn't AJ
"I can't even THINK straight!"- My friend trying to subtly indicate that she's gay.
"I have butt cancer," -Someone in an Overwatch group chat. (They didn't, don't worry. Don't ask why they said that)
"Did they have pizza in the 1990s?" -Girl in my class
"That is physically not cool!" - Me, When I was new to english, I heard someone say physically and I thought it meant definitely...
"Hmm, you answer this jag because you're offended and sensitive to insults. Your snow leopard slippers are worth my yellow long. But bye, broke boy. I don't have time for offended cracked heads." *Proceeds to block me* -Some idiot thinking they can scam me.
"My eye on trade!" -some wolf in townsquare.
"You do not have freedom of speech."-A polar bear while I played Deeeep.io. It was a strange day.
"the salamander looks like a creepy stalker-serial-murderer"-Me, Deeep.io again.
"Where is the Atlantic Lake?" -Someone in my class.
"Platypi is a mathmatical symbol" -Me.